Pauli Rocquettes
@paulierockets.bsky.social
Paragon of Derring-Do and Hardihood. Would you believe Derring-might and Hardlyhood?
Friend to All Cats, large and small
Enemy to MAGA, Fascists, and Nazis—but I repeat myself.
Friend to All Cats, large and small
Enemy to MAGA, Fascists, and Nazis—but I repeat myself.
In the future, let’s apply the Eichmann rules to those ICE DHS or CBP agents committing these crimes: No rest. Let’s drag grampa out of his 90th birthday party because he was an abusive thug. Extradite him from another country? Just fucking grab him.
Fitting.
Fitting.
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 AM
In the future, let’s apply the Eichmann rules to those ICE DHS or CBP agents committing these crimes: No rest. Let’s drag grampa out of his 90th birthday party because he was an abusive thug. Extradite him from another country? Just fucking grab him.
Fitting.
Fitting.
ICE owes us lives. They kill one of us, we will destroy one of them. Life in prison. Execution.
I think that killing a person under your control asan officer without cause should be a capital crime. I know this would decimate many a sheriff’s office and police department, but there it is.
I think that killing a person under your control asan officer without cause should be a capital crime. I know this would decimate many a sheriff’s office and police department, but there it is.
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
ICE owes us lives. They kill one of us, we will destroy one of them. Life in prison. Execution.
I think that killing a person under your control asan officer without cause should be a capital crime. I know this would decimate many a sheriff’s office and police department, but there it is.
I think that killing a person under your control asan officer without cause should be a capital crime. I know this would decimate many a sheriff’s office and police department, but there it is.
How the hell could a remake of “The Running Man” work without the late great Richard Dawson.
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 AM
How the hell could a remake of “The Running Man” work without the late great Richard Dawson.
Schrodinger’s Cat: It’s my box. If you want to learn something, just stick your hand in my box.
January 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Schrodinger’s Cat: It’s my box. If you want to learn something, just stick your hand in my box.
Victor may not have ever caught the red dot, but he is the Death of Scubby Sponges!
There is nothing fiercer than a kitten. This bloodthirsty darling completely dissected the lure on his cat toy the first night.
I am so glad he will not be bigger than me. Also that he is very sweet lovey-boy.
There is nothing fiercer than a kitten. This bloodthirsty darling completely dissected the lure on his cat toy the first night.
I am so glad he will not be bigger than me. Also that he is very sweet lovey-boy.
January 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Victor may not have ever caught the red dot, but he is the Death of Scubby Sponges!
There is nothing fiercer than a kitten. This bloodthirsty darling completely dissected the lure on his cat toy the first night.
I am so glad he will not be bigger than me. Also that he is very sweet lovey-boy.
There is nothing fiercer than a kitten. This bloodthirsty darling completely dissected the lure on his cat toy the first night.
I am so glad he will not be bigger than me. Also that he is very sweet lovey-boy.
Beware this small scale Trump and ICE apologist. Just here to troll.
democrats are going to lose #california Emerson College has Sheriff Bianca leading. This is huge since that is a heavily liberal pool.
January 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Beware this small scale Trump and ICE apologist. Just here to troll.
I am fighting down the urge to burn something down—something with the name Trump on it.
Now I know why he never wears a name tag.
Now I know why he never wears a name tag.
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I am fighting down the urge to burn something down—something with the name Trump on it.
Now I know why he never wears a name tag.
Now I know why he never wears a name tag.
So, the racist murderer and coward has a minority immigrant wife?
Of course he does. Don’t they always?
Of course he does. Don’t they always?
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
So, the racist murderer and coward has a minority immigrant wife?
Of course he does. Don’t they always?
Of course he does. Don’t they always?
What’s black and brown and looks great on an ICE goon?
Rottweiler!
Rottweiler!
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
What’s black and brown and looks great on an ICE goon?
Rottweiler!
Rottweiler!
Members of the Trump gang. You will not be allowed to commit suicide in your cells.
January 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Members of the Trump gang. You will not be allowed to commit suicide in your cells.
I am calling on Donald J.Trump, Pirate, thief, and terrorist, to surrender to the nearest military command that has a holding facility.
Pirates by law enemies of mankind. As such, they may be executed by anybody who captures them.
The rules of engagement are the ones you set.
Ready?
Pirates by law enemies of mankind. As such, they may be executed by anybody who captures them.
The rules of engagement are the ones you set.
Ready?
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I am calling on Donald J.Trump, Pirate, thief, and terrorist, to surrender to the nearest military command that has a holding facility.
Pirates by law enemies of mankind. As such, they may be executed by anybody who captures them.
The rules of engagement are the ones you set.
Ready?
Pirates by law enemies of mankind. As such, they may be executed by anybody who captures them.
The rules of engagement are the ones you set.
Ready?
I am convinced that Agent Orange (you know who) has already tried to calculate out who much Maduro can pony up for a pardon. Not saying it’ll happen, just that it crossed someone’s greedy little mind.
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I am convinced that Agent Orange (you know who) has already tried to calculate out who much Maduro can pony up for a pardon. Not saying it’ll happen, just that it crossed someone’s greedy little mind.
Thinking about what we must do to prevent this from happening again. Because if we get “back to normal” and do not change a few things, we do not deserve to survive this crisis.
Item One: Presidential pardons should be eliminated. There are no reason they should exist—other than corrupt ones.
Item One: Presidential pardons should be eliminated. There are no reason they should exist—other than corrupt ones.
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Thinking about what we must do to prevent this from happening again. Because if we get “back to normal” and do not change a few things, we do not deserve to survive this crisis.
Item One: Presidential pardons should be eliminated. There are no reason they should exist—other than corrupt ones.
Item One: Presidential pardons should be eliminated. There are no reason they should exist—other than corrupt ones.
Three thoughts before I smoke a bowl and go to bed, muttering to myself.
1. Normally any “Chief of Staff” job is being the adult supervision for people who need adult supervision. You just don’t talk about the details in public. But not gassing on for 5 minutes is impossible for that lot.
1. Normally any “Chief of Staff” job is being the adult supervision for people who need adult supervision. You just don’t talk about the details in public. But not gassing on for 5 minutes is impossible for that lot.
December 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Three thoughts before I smoke a bowl and go to bed, muttering to myself.
1. Normally any “Chief of Staff” job is being the adult supervision for people who need adult supervision. You just don’t talk about the details in public. But not gassing on for 5 minutes is impossible for that lot.
1. Normally any “Chief of Staff” job is being the adult supervision for people who need adult supervision. You just don’t talk about the details in public. But not gassing on for 5 minutes is impossible for that lot.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
This guy is one of those “debaters” who says criticizing ICE is unfair and makes me the real Nazi. Fuck him, his horse, and the AI Elon Musk he rode in on.
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
This guy is one of those “debaters” who says criticizing ICE is unfair and makes me the real Nazi. Fuck him, his horse, and the AI Elon Musk he rode in on.
If I am ever in the same room with Donald Trump, I am going to punch him in his fat anus-shaped lying mouth.
What’ll I get, ninety days?
Better yet—I’ll let him have first swing. He’s a man with a paper asshole. Too many bodyguards. No real balls.
What’ll I get, ninety days?
Better yet—I’ll let him have first swing. He’s a man with a paper asshole. Too many bodyguards. No real balls.
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If I am ever in the same room with Donald Trump, I am going to punch him in his fat anus-shaped lying mouth.
What’ll I get, ninety days?
Better yet—I’ll let him have first swing. He’s a man with a paper asshole. Too many bodyguards. No real balls.
What’ll I get, ninety days?
Better yet—I’ll let him have first swing. He’s a man with a paper asshole. Too many bodyguards. No real balls.
West Virginia National Guard.
Weren’t they running Abu Ghraib prison where they infamously abused prisoners?
Interesting.
Weren’t they running Abu Ghraib prison where they infamously abused prisoners?
Interesting.
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
West Virginia National Guard.
Weren’t they running Abu Ghraib prison where they infamously abused prisoners?
Interesting.
Weren’t they running Abu Ghraib prison where they infamously abused prisoners?
Interesting.
Does anybody else think Pam Bondi looks like she’s about to break down completely.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Does anybody else think Pam Bondi looks like she’s about to break down completely.
I am willing to devote the rest of my life to the extinction of billionaires, just as we destroyed all predators that threaten our existence. Sabertooth tigers were relatively harmless.
Name one good billionaire. Maybe you can. Can you name five?
Name one good billionaire. Maybe you can. Can you name five?
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I am willing to devote the rest of my life to the extinction of billionaires, just as we destroyed all predators that threaten our existence. Sabertooth tigers were relatively harmless.
Name one good billionaire. Maybe you can. Can you name five?
Name one good billionaire. Maybe you can. Can you name five?
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Is the term “rich bastards” redundant?
November 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Is the term “rich bastards” redundant?
Cops don’t exist to fight crime. They kill or injure labor organizers, protestors, and minority members who demand equal rights. Always have.
If you are one, you have to decide which side you are on. If you are with the Gestapo, we will not forgive you. Punishment awaits you.
If you are one, you have to decide which side you are on. If you are with the Gestapo, we will not forgive you. Punishment awaits you.
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Cops don’t exist to fight crime. They kill or injure labor organizers, protestors, and minority members who demand equal rights. Always have.
If you are one, you have to decide which side you are on. If you are with the Gestapo, we will not forgive you. Punishment awaits you.
If you are one, you have to decide which side you are on. If you are with the Gestapo, we will not forgive you. Punishment awaits you.
The next time we have a massive demonstration we should all bring batons and shotguns. Let’s end this right now. Send in the National Guard? We are the National
Guard.
Same thing with these ICE goons. We should arrest them. They started killing and beating people. Tell them to stand down or else.
Guard.
Same thing with these ICE goons. We should arrest them. They started killing and beating people. Tell them to stand down or else.
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The next time we have a massive demonstration we should all bring batons and shotguns. Let’s end this right now. Send in the National Guard? We are the National
Guard.
Same thing with these ICE goons. We should arrest them. They started killing and beating people. Tell them to stand down or else.
Guard.
Same thing with these ICE goons. We should arrest them. They started killing and beating people. Tell them to stand down or else.
The current situation reminds me of the Big Red Scare and McCarthyism.
Back then many people’s careers were ruined just because Hollywood had no courage. They blacklisted people for no legal problem. Just out of cowardice.
Back then many people’s careers were ruined just because Hollywood had no courage. They blacklisted people for no legal problem. Just out of cowardice.
September 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The current situation reminds me of the Big Red Scare and McCarthyism.
Back then many people’s careers were ruined just because Hollywood had no courage. They blacklisted people for no legal problem. Just out of cowardice.
Back then many people’s careers were ruined just because Hollywood had no courage. They blacklisted people for no legal problem. Just out of cowardice.