Pauli Rocquettes
@paulierockets.bsky.social
Paragon of Derring-Do and Hardihood. Would you believe Derring-might and Hardlyhood?
Friend to All Cats, large and small
Enemy to MAGA, Fascists, and Nazis—but I repeat myself.
Friend to All Cats, large and small
Enemy to MAGA, Fascists, and Nazis—but I repeat myself.
And she causes it in others.
January 28, 2026 at 7:03 AM
And she causes it in others.
He wouldn’t mislead you on that.
And butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.
And butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 AM
He wouldn’t mislead you on that.
And butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.
And butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.
No joke, brother. I had an old lady cat, who loved me like a Victorian maiden aunt or like a Presbyterian Scottish nanny—fond but disappointed in me. She watched over me and supervised me, especially in the bathroom.
If you can imagine Maggie Smith playing a governess transformed into a cat.
If you can imagine Maggie Smith playing a governess transformed into a cat.
January 28, 2026 at 7:00 AM
No joke, brother. I had an old lady cat, who loved me like a Victorian maiden aunt or like a Presbyterian Scottish nanny—fond but disappointed in me. She watched over me and supervised me, especially in the bathroom.
If you can imagine Maggie Smith playing a governess transformed into a cat.
If you can imagine Maggie Smith playing a governess transformed into a cat.
Murderer murderer murderer!
January 26, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Murderer murderer murderer!
Kyle Rittenhouse feels targeted.
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Kyle Rittenhouse feels targeted.
It was actually fun.
January 25, 2026 at 10:19 PM
It was actually fun.
Arizona. I am pleased and a little surprised. Then again, Barry Goldwater would have approved. Conservative as only inherited wealth can be, but he did not trust religious extremists. It’s really a thing most of us can agree on.
January 25, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Arizona. I am pleased and a little surprised. Then again, Barry Goldwater would have approved. Conservative as only inherited wealth can be, but he did not trust religious extremists. It’s really a thing most of us can agree on.
Or start by clearing the Chinese and Russian spies from Mar A Lago.
January 24, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Or start by clearing the Chinese and Russian spies from Mar A Lago.
Walking in London: Concrete Blonde.
January 24, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Walking in London: Concrete Blonde.
I assume DHS is lying.
January 24, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I assume DHS is lying.
Rand Paul was one of Trump’s biggest enablers.
He’s on the list of criminals who need to dance at the end of a rope.
He’s on the list of criminals who need to dance at the end of a rope.
January 24, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Rand Paul was one of Trump’s biggest enablers.
He’s on the list of criminals who need to dance at the end of a rope.
He’s on the list of criminals who need to dance at the end of a rope.
I say hang the murderers now!
January 24, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I say hang the murderers now!
I am sentencing Stephen Muller to death for murder and violation of human rights. I hope he gets shot in the street or hanged.
January 24, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I am sentencing Stephen Muller to death for murder and violation of human rights. I hope he gets shot in the street or hanged.
“Blustered” is a very loaded word choice. Like calling the Post a “newspaper.”
January 24, 2026 at 9:11 PM
“Blustered” is a very loaded word choice. Like calling the Post a “newspaper.”
How many of them are willing to die for Trump? Because it’s going to happen. I come from a military family, but I’d have no trouble shooting to kill. Self-defense. The only good Nazi is dead Nazi.
And if you follow the illegal orders of Nazis, guess what? You are a Nazi. And we will hang you.
And if you follow the illegal orders of Nazis, guess what? You are a Nazi. And we will hang you.
January 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
How many of them are willing to die for Trump? Because it’s going to happen. I come from a military family, but I’d have no trouble shooting to kill. Self-defense. The only good Nazi is dead Nazi.
And if you follow the illegal orders of Nazis, guess what? You are a Nazi. And we will hang you.
And if you follow the illegal orders of Nazis, guess what? You are a Nazi. And we will hang you.
Well, why didn’t he draw his gun then?
January 24, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Well, why didn’t he draw his gun then?
I wouldn’t trust a robot Elon Musk had anything to do with.
In a movie, James Bond would blow him up real good.
In a movie, James Bond would blow him up real good.
January 24, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I wouldn’t trust a robot Elon Musk had anything to do with.
In a movie, James Bond would blow him up real good.
In a movie, James Bond would blow him up real good.
And now we have another Baby Hitler hypothetical.
January 24, 2026 at 2:54 AM
And now we have another Baby Hitler hypothetical.
Why do you think we aren’t all parle Quebecois?
January 24, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Why do you think we aren’t all parle Quebecois?
Go ahead. And tell him why. Even if he continues, he’ll be reading it differently.
January 24, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Go ahead. And tell him why. Even if he continues, he’ll be reading it differently.