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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 6d

Moin! Spieltag!

The spare human had to do the prediction alone with me. So I got a 4th decoy plate in the kitchen while she set up the other three. Sadly I don’t think we’ll be successful today. #meow

#svwfcsp #StPauli

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 12d

Belly full of coq au vin. Obviously this will not prevent me from screaming for my tin in precisely 43 minutes and inhaling it like an urchin in a Dickens novel. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 12d

Gets disposed into my belly. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 12d

😿 I’ll be fading away. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 12d

Trostpflaster-Coq-au-Vin. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 13d

Moin! Spieltag!

We’ve had a fantastic start this season. I am therefore predicting an optimistic win.

In other great news - the humans mentioned it’s coq au vin for dinner tonight. I’ll be circling the kitchen like a tiny shark in socks!!! #meow

#StPauli #fcspb04

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 21d

Before and after. #meow

#TwoDinnerPauli

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 21d

Moin! Spieltag!

Drawli is back! The humans will be watching the game at the Eddie - join them if you’re in Brighton. Although I am very supportive of the humans watching football ball, they better be back in time to feed me my dinner. #meow

#vfbfcsp #StPauli

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 25d

I’m wearing him down with my stares. Slowly but surely. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 25d

Guess what? Dinner is late. I’ve been pestering the human for a full two hours and he doesn’t want to get up from the sofa to give me my tin. 😾 If I hadn’t had that piece of stinky fish as a reward for correctly predicting today’s result, I would be fading away right now. Not happy. #meow

Pauli the Cat sitting on the sofa next to the human. The human is looking at Pauli and Pauli is looking annoyed into the camera.

Pauli the Cat sitting on the sofa next to the human. The human is looking at Pauli and Pauli is now looking at the human to get his attention.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 25d

Heimsieg, and now 4th in the table, as I predicted. 😼 I heard there’s an Ocado delivery coming later, with lots of meaty treats. A suitable reward for my excellent forecasting. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 25d

Sadly, the humans have gone back to feeding me normal portions because they say I’ve completely recovered now. No more all-you-can-eat freshly cooked chicken. 😿 #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 26d

Moin! Spieltag!

I’m well enough to predict today’s game. It’ll be a win of course.
There shouldn’t actually be a prediction today - my humans should still be on holiday. But thanks to me getting sick we’re all stuck at home… and you get your match forecast after all. You’re welcome. #meow

#FCSPfca

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 26d

Me sleeping soundly on the human‘s lap with a belly full of finest chicken filet, knowing that we could end up 4th after tomorrow‘s game, while HSV is stuck on the 17th. #meow

Pauli the Cat curled up on the human’s lap, soundly asleep.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 28d

Good news! The humans think that I’ve overcome my little illness. Everything is back to normal - I’m meowing at the humans for food when they’re cooking and eating. Sadly, they still refuse to share, so I had to conduct a kitchen counter inspection for left overs. Humans not happy. #meow

The human in the kitchen cooking an omelette. Pauli the Cat standing up against the kitchen cabinet trying to convince the human with meows to give it some food.

The human is sitting at the table eating his omelette. Pauli the Cat standing with the two back legs on the sofa and the front legs on the table, trying to get a bite from the human. the human is trying to ignore the cat by looking somewhere else.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 8

Heard the human speaking to the vet on the phone. Vet said I don’t have to come back as long as I take my medicine. Have put on a brave face and taken all my pills like a champion ever since. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 7

Nom nom nom! Extra Fleischeinlage. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 7

Didn’t eat yesterday. Human panicked and brought home chicken filets. Now I’m feasting like royalty and refusing everything else - especially the other bowl that is laced with medicine. Demanding fresh chicken on meow, and fully exploiting this arrangement. Zero shame. #meow

Pauli the Cat sat in the kitchen next to a plate with cooked chicken breast filet. Pauli is eating one of the chicken pieces.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 6

I’m home from the hospital! Vet gave me a fur cut for the IV drips - do you like my new fancy boots?

Thanks to my little illness the humans had to cancel their holiday. They should be on a plane to Prague now. Instead they will be spending the next week at home, tending to my many needs. #meow

Pauli the Cat sitting on the floor in a relaxed way with front legs stretched in front. Both her front legs have shaved areas where the IV drips were attached during the hospital stay.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 5

Have been in cat hospital since yesterday as I was not getting better. Humans at home stressing, meanwhile I’m making besties with the nurses (they fell for my charm instantly). They offered tuna, I accepted…but growled to remind them it’s MINE now. I might get released tomorrow. Paws crossed! #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 3

2nd trip to the vet and some more tests as I‘m still feeling poorly. Vet reckons it’s just virus. Paws crossed I‘m back to my old self soon. Humans are trying to get back in the good books by delivering some chicken to my hiding spot. But 2 vet visits in 2 days is really a bit much to forgive. #meow

Pauli the Cat is hiding under the table after the vet visit. In front of Pauli is a plate with some chicken.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 2

😻 Thank you. Vet gave me an injection. Feeling a bit better now. Have eaten some of my breakfast. Can’t let it go to waste - illness or not. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Sep 2

Maybe eating that tortilla wasn’t my smartest move. Feeling a bit unwell. When I didn’t eat my breakfast today, the humans got very concerned, put me in the dreaded bag and took me to the vet. They promised me the finest organic chicken breast filets from Waitrose to help me get better. #meow

Pauli the Cat looking anxious in its transport bag.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Aug 31

Chicken. My favourite dish is coq au vin. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · Aug 31

The humans finally had their Derbysieg celebration steaks! And they had the audacity to lock me out while eating. Apparently, I can’t be trusted after the tortilla incident. They even waved the steak in front of me while I was stuck outside! But don’t worry… I did get my share in the end. #meow 🤎🤍

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