The humans and I have made a deal. I leave the tree alone and in return they give me as much turkey as I can stuff into my fluffy belly. This is working quite well for me because I had no intention of interacting with their ridiculous tatty Christmas tree anyway. #meow

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I‘m always right. #meow

David Attenborough is a national treasure and his animal documentaries are a firm favourite of mine. I particularly like watching the penguin films… they are like Antarctic Paulis. #meow

I will be snuggled up on the spare human‘s lap. Have heard the humans are cooking steak for dinner, so will need to charge up before I‘ll launch a full scale invasion on their dinner plates later. #meow

That’s the spirit. #meow

Update! Had to abandon my surveillance operation because the human managed to set off the smoke alarm with our lamb cutlets. I am surrounded by fools. 😾😾😾 Hiding under the table now. #meow

St. Pauli! #meow

Trick AND treats (many). #meow