Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
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For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
IQ 007. Bondi, Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
IQ 007. Bondi, Pam Bondi.
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For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Good morning and Happy Wednesday 👋
We had many parties last night if you want to review the lists for new friends.
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Happy Make a Friend Day
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When I despair,
I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall.
Think of it. Always.
Mahatma Gandhi
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When I despair,
I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall.
Think of it. Always.
Mahatma Gandhi
❤️🦊❤️
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Happy Make a Friend Day
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
When I despair,
I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall.
Think of it. Always.
Mahatma Gandhi
❤️🦊❤️
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
When I despair,
I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall.
Think of it. Always.
Mahatma Gandhi
❤️🦊❤️
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Trump wants to rename Dulles after himself. Not difficult just add a t at the end.
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Trump wants to rename Dulles after himself. Not difficult just add a t at the end.
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Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt, 70, spotted with 27-year-old daughter of German politician: report. From Google to Oogle.
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt, 70, spotted with 27-year-old daughter of German politician: report. From Google to Oogle.
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chopsticks holding a piece of meat over a plate of food
ALT: chopsticks holding a piece of meat over a plate of food
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February 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt, 70, spotted with 27-year-old daughter of German politician: report. From Google to Oogle.
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt, 70, spotted with 27-year-old daughter of German politician: report. From Google to Oogle.
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
www.humortimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
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U.S. sinks to its lowest spot in new global corruption ranking. MAGA =Making Americans grift Again
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
U.S. sinks to its lowest spot in new global corruption ranking. MAGA =Making Americans grift Again
U.S. sinks to its lowest spot in new global corruption ranking. MAGA =Making Americans grift Again
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
U.S. sinks to its lowest spot in new global corruption ranking. MAGA =Making Americans grift Again
Trump wants to rename Dulles after himself. Not difficult just add a t at the end.
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Trump wants to rename Dulles after himself. Not difficult just add a t at the end.
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“Canadian province named one of the most welcoming places on earth.” Getting a little ahead of yourselves there California, Oregon and Washington, eh?
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
“Canadian province named one of the most welcoming places on earth.” Getting a little ahead of yourselves there California, Oregon and Washington, eh?
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‘Melania’ Producer Loses It After Being Accused of Stealing. Claiming Melania is a black woman from Chicago who graduated from Princeton and Harvard Law…
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
‘Melania’ Producer Loses It After Being Accused of Stealing. Claiming Melania is a black woman from Chicago who graduated from Princeton and Harvard Law…
“Canadian province named one of the most welcoming places on earth.” Getting a little ahead of yourselves there California, Oregon and Washington, eh?
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
“Canadian province named one of the most welcoming places on earth.” Getting a little ahead of yourselves there California, Oregon and Washington, eh?
‘Melania’ Producer Loses It After Being Accused of Stealing. Claiming Melania is a black woman from Chicago who graduated from Princeton and Harvard Law…
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
‘Melania’ Producer Loses It After Being Accused of Stealing. Claiming Melania is a black woman from Chicago who graduated from Princeton and Harvard Law…
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The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
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Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
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5,4,3,2,1: Five People the Dalai Lama Would Kick in the Nuts
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February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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We will have many #TacoTuesdayParties tonight so join us!
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👕 National Flannel Day 👕
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Flannel was first created in Wales during the 17th century
By the 19th century, flannel was a necessary piece of workwear.
Do you have a favorite flannel shirt?
If so……
Get warm and get your flannel on!
We Will be Okay
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🦊 Foxy 🦊
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Flannel was first created in Wales during the 17th century
By the 19th century, flannel was a necessary piece of workwear.
Do you have a favorite flannel shirt?
If so……
Get warm and get your flannel on!
We Will be Okay
❤️ Love ❤️
🦊 Foxy 🦊
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 PM
👕 National Flannel Day 👕
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Flannel was first created in Wales during the 17th century
By the 19th century, flannel was a necessary piece of workwear.
Do you have a favorite flannel shirt?
If so……
Get warm and get your flannel on!
We Will be Okay
❤️ Love ❤️
🦊 Foxy 🦊
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Flannel was first created in Wales during the 17th century
By the 19th century, flannel was a necessary piece of workwear.
Do you have a favorite flannel shirt?
If so……
Get warm and get your flannel on!
We Will be Okay
❤️ Love ❤️
🦊 Foxy 🦊
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Speed Stick Skating and 11 Other Potential Winter Olympic Sports Sponsors – Weekly Humorist
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February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM