Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
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Good morning and Happy Monday 👋
There were many parties last night if you want to review the lists.
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Have an awesome day, remember we are in it together. ❤️☮️
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There were many parties last night if you want to review the lists.
If you follow me and are #NeverTrump and need my help growing your account please leave a comment or meme. I will gladly help you grow.
Have an awesome day, remember we are in it together. ❤️☮️
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February 16, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Good morning and Happy Monday 👋
There were many parties last night if you want to review the lists.
If you follow me and are #NeverTrump and need my help growing your account please leave a comment or meme. I will gladly help you grow.
Have an awesome day, remember we are in it together. ❤️☮️
🔂
There were many parties last night if you want to review the lists.
If you follow me and are #NeverTrump and need my help growing your account please leave a comment or meme. I will gladly help you grow.
Have an awesome day, remember we are in it together. ❤️☮️
🔂
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🇺🇸Happy Presidents Day🇺🇸
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
On the third Monday in February, the United States celebrates the federal holiday known as Presidents Day
Jimmy Carter joked that, once his esteem had risen, people waved using all their fingers
Who is your favorite president?
We will be okay
❤️Foxy❤️
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
On the third Monday in February, the United States celebrates the federal holiday known as Presidents Day
Jimmy Carter joked that, once his esteem had risen, people waved using all their fingers
Who is your favorite president?
We will be okay
❤️Foxy❤️
February 16, 2026 at 12:14 PM
🇺🇸Happy Presidents Day🇺🇸
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
On the third Monday in February, the United States celebrates the federal holiday known as Presidents Day
Jimmy Carter joked that, once his esteem had risen, people waved using all their fingers
Who is your favorite president?
We will be okay
❤️Foxy❤️
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
On the third Monday in February, the United States celebrates the federal holiday known as Presidents Day
Jimmy Carter joked that, once his esteem had risen, people waved using all their fingers
Who is your favorite president?
We will be okay
❤️Foxy❤️
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People Are Calling Barack Obama "A Class Act". Yup it’s the Class Act vs Crass Act
February 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
People Are Calling Barack Obama "A Class Act". Yup it’s the Class Act vs Crass Act
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Meghan Markle Reportedly Won't 'Play Nice' With Queen Camilla Amid Peace Talks After Accusing Her Of 'Trying To Destroy Her Reputation' For Years. This week on a very special Royal Family Feud
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Meghan Markle Reportedly Won't 'Play Nice' With Queen Camilla Amid Peace Talks After Accusing Her Of 'Trying To Destroy Her Reputation' For Years. This week on a very special Royal Family Feud
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A dozen states want to get rid of daylight saving time
The hope is to keep their citizens in the dark 24/7.
The hope is to keep their citizens in the dark 24/7.
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
A dozen states want to get rid of daylight saving time
The hope is to keep their citizens in the dark 24/7.
The hope is to keep their citizens in the dark 24/7.
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Olympic Villages Run Out of Condoms at 2026 Games Due to 'Higher-Than-Anticipated Demand' bringing new meaning to biathletes.
February 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Olympic Villages Run Out of Condoms at 2026 Games Due to 'Higher-Than-Anticipated Demand' bringing new meaning to biathletes.
The inside story of a $100 million deli fraud. The whole thing doesn't sound kosher to me...
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
The inside story of a $100 million deli fraud. The whole thing doesn't sound kosher to me...
A dozen states want to get rid of daylight saving time
The hope is to keep their citizens in the dark 24/7.
The hope is to keep their citizens in the dark 24/7.
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
A dozen states want to get rid of daylight saving time
The hope is to keep their citizens in the dark 24/7.
The hope is to keep their citizens in the dark 24/7.
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What McDonald's Employees Know About The Filet-O-Fish That Isn't Advertised. The people cooking it are more fried than the sandwich.
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
What McDonald's Employees Know About The Filet-O-Fish That Isn't Advertised. The people cooking it are more fried than the sandwich.
Olympic Villages Run Out of Condoms at 2026 Games Due to 'Higher-Than-Anticipated Demand' bringing new meaning to biathletes.
February 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Olympic Villages Run Out of Condoms at 2026 Games Due to 'Higher-Than-Anticipated Demand' bringing new meaning to biathletes.
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This week’s Karmic Kick in the Nuts goes to….
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Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award: Kid Rock
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
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February 16, 2026 at 12:18 AM
This week’s Karmic Kick in the Nuts goes to….
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORSW...
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORSW...
This week’s Karmic Kick in the Nuts goes to….
Subscribe, like, say something nice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORSW...
Subscribe, like, say something nice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORSW...
Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award: Kid Rock
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:18 AM
This week’s Karmic Kick in the Nuts goes to….
Subscribe, like, say something nice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORSW...
Subscribe, like, say something nice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORSW...
Meghan Markle Reportedly Won't 'Play Nice' With Queen Camilla Amid Peace Talks After Accusing Her Of 'Trying To Destroy Her Reputation' For Years. This week on a very special Royal Family Feud
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Meghan Markle Reportedly Won't 'Play Nice' With Queen Camilla Amid Peace Talks After Accusing Her Of 'Trying To Destroy Her Reputation' For Years. This week on a very special Royal Family Feud
What McDonald's Employees Know About The Filet-O-Fish That Isn't Advertised. The people cooking it are more fried than the sandwich.
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
What McDonald's Employees Know About The Filet-O-Fish That Isn't Advertised. The people cooking it are more fried than the sandwich.
Reposted by Paul Lander
Ty Cobb rips Trump admin over political attack. And then steals second…
February 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Ty Cobb rips Trump admin over political attack. And then steals second…
People Are Calling Barack Obama "A Class Act". Yup it’s the Class Act vs Crass Act
February 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
People Are Calling Barack Obama "A Class Act". Yup it’s the Class Act vs Crass Act
Ty Cobb rips Trump admin over political attack. And then steals second…
February 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Ty Cobb rips Trump admin over political attack. And then steals second…
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Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for running this doodle by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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Cartoon: So easy a caveman could do it… oh wait…
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
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February 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for running this doodle by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for running this doodle by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
humoroutcasts.com/2026/cartoon...
humoroutcasts.com/2026/cartoon...
Cartoon: So easy a caveman could do it… oh wait…
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
humoroutcasts.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for running this doodle by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
humoroutcasts.com/2026/cartoon...
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Coast Guard Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket. Cosplay Linus, says what..
February 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Coast Guard Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket. Cosplay Linus, says what..
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ICYMI: In 24 years, only 77 “illegals” have voted — representing 0.00000764% of total votes…
And the research comes from the far-right Heritage Foundation
electionfraud.heritage.org/search?combi...
And the research comes from the far-right Heritage Foundation
electionfraud.heritage.org/search?combi...
February 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
ICYMI: In 24 years, only 77 “illegals” have voted — representing 0.00000764% of total votes…
And the research comes from the far-right Heritage Foundation
electionfraud.heritage.org/search?combi...
And the research comes from the far-right Heritage Foundation
electionfraud.heritage.org/search?combi...
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Massie on ABC just now: “Donald Trump told us that even though he had dinner with these people in NYC and West Palm Beach, that he would be transparent. But he’s not. He’s still in with the Epstein class. This is the Epstein administration.”
February 15, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Massie on ABC just now: “Donald Trump told us that even though he had dinner with these people in NYC and West Palm Beach, that he would be transparent. But he’s not. He’s still in with the Epstein class. This is the Epstein administration.”
Coast Guard Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket. Cosplay Linus, says what..
February 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Coast Guard Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket. Cosplay Linus, says what..
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Melania box office numbers went down faster than Donald did on Bill Clinton
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Melania box office numbers went down faster than Donald did on Bill Clinton