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Paul Lander

@paullander.bsky.social

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TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 6d

Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, @subs.humortimes.com www.humortimes.com/133653/rippi...

Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times

Making fun of headlines, like: "Uproar over Super Bowl halftime show" - Remember, the only way to stop a Bad Bunny is with a Good Bunny.

www.humortimes.com

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 3d

Sadly, Thinking Hamas or Israel is leaving Gaza anytime soon is like thinking your kids don’t live at home because they moved into basement.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 10h

Macron, Starmer to Join Trump in Egypt. You might say they look like Crusaders.’

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 15h

Hit that 60k mark here on Bluesky. Grateful so many other people have way too much free time. Thank ya, peeps.

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ladyexec.bsky.social @ladyexec.bsky.social · 14h

💙💙💙 today’s #Donesbury. Gary Trudeau sums it up oh so well.

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ladyexec.bsky.social @ladyexec.bsky.social · 14h

Whitney’s trying to look contrite for wrestling with Quincy and knocking her kibble all over the floor.

I don’t buy her act.

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Dom DeCecco @phillyosopher.bsky.social · 10h

After indicting James Comey and Leticia James, Lindsey Halligan does what no other prosecutor had the courage to do: She actually indicted a ham sandwich. @politipod.bsky.social

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 10h

Woman stuck in chimney arrested. Dad joke warning:
I guess it's illegal to soot yourself.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 10h

You can live healthy to 100, author says, Here's the secret.
Number one way: Lie about age.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 12h

Katy Perry Caught In Steamy Moment With Justin Trudeau On Her Yacht. Her next single: Oooooooh, Canada.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 10h

You can live healthy to 100, author says, Here's the secret.
Number one way: Lie about age.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 10h

Haa

Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 10h

Macron, Starmer to Join Trump in Egypt. You might say they look like Crusaders.’

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 10h

Woman stuck in chimney arrested. Dad joke warning:
I guess it's illegal to soot yourself.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 14h

Sounds familiar.

Jay Rosen @jayrosen.bsky.social · 14h

"Bari Weiss’s first major move as CBS News chief has staffers on edge—ordering every journalist to submit a written memo justifying their work, in an apparent Elon Musk-style loyalty test." via @status.news

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 11h

Hey hey

Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 11h

That was very X of him. Blocked him. Yknow cause there are better people to deal with. Like you!

Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 11h

Working on it. Back at ya.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 1d

Once carried Diane Keaton’s shopping bags home. Thought at first, lady, go easy on Annie Hall look. Then I was like holy shit it’s Annie Hall. So nice, and a great tipper. Another Zelig moment.. La de da.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 11h

Great company. Thanks.

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✌️Bob ☮ (Old Man Hippy)💙 @oldmanhippy.com · 12h

Afternoon my friends. Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday. Take a look at these folks. All are good members of the #BlueCrew. I follow all of them. There are big and small accounts.
Vet, follow, and share if you can. And have a great day!
#StrongerTogether
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