Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
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There are so many Trump officials in Epstein files he doesn’t have Cabinet meetings he has lineups.
February 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
There are so many Trump officials in Epstein files he doesn’t have Cabinet meetings he has lineups.
There are so many Trump officials in Epstein files he doesn’t have Cabinet meetings he has lineups.
February 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
There are so many Trump officials in Epstein files he doesn’t have Cabinet meetings he has lineups.
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From the files: Happy Valentine’s Day from MAD by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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🧀National Wisconsin Day🧀
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Rich in copper, lead, forest and fertile farmland, Wisconsin became the 30th state on May 29, 1848
Are you a cheese head?
Happy Birthday
Susan B. Anthony (1820-1906) - Suffragist and women's rights activist
We will be okay
💘 Love 💘
🦊 Foxy 🦊
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Rich in copper, lead, forest and fertile farmland, Wisconsin became the 30th state on May 29, 1848
Are you a cheese head?
Happy Birthday
Susan B. Anthony (1820-1906) - Suffragist and women's rights activist
We will be okay
💘 Love 💘
🦊 Foxy 🦊
February 15, 2026 at 12:16 PM
🧀National Wisconsin Day🧀
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Rich in copper, lead, forest and fertile farmland, Wisconsin became the 30th state on May 29, 1848
Are you a cheese head?
Happy Birthday
Susan B. Anthony (1820-1906) - Suffragist and women's rights activist
We will be okay
💘 Love 💘
🦊 Foxy 🦊
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Rich in copper, lead, forest and fertile farmland, Wisconsin became the 30th state on May 29, 1848
Are you a cheese head?
Happy Birthday
Susan B. Anthony (1820-1906) - Suffragist and women's rights activist
We will be okay
💘 Love 💘
🦊 Foxy 🦊
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#Good morning and Happy Sunday 👋
There were many parties last night if you want to go through the party lists for friends. There will also be more parties today so join us!
If you are a follower of mine and want my assistance growing your account leave a comment or meme.
Have a great day ❤️☮️
🔂
There were many parties last night if you want to go through the party lists for friends. There will also be more parties today so join us!
If you are a follower of mine and want my assistance growing your account leave a comment or meme.
Have a great day ❤️☮️
🔂
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
#Good morning and Happy Sunday 👋
There were many parties last night if you want to go through the party lists for friends. There will also be more parties today so join us!
If you are a follower of mine and want my assistance growing your account leave a comment or meme.
Have a great day ❤️☮️
🔂
There were many parties last night if you want to go through the party lists for friends. There will also be more parties today so join us!
If you are a follower of mine and want my assistance growing your account leave a comment or meme.
Have a great day ❤️☮️
🔂
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Happy Conception Day or what my fellow Scorpio peeps call Valentines Day.
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Happy Conception Day or what my fellow Scorpio peeps call Valentines Day.
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Happy #Caturday
Quincy and Whitney look deeply contemplative and in the midst of serious discussions.
Perhaps, they’re in full swing writing of the next “great American novel” and are earnestly working on their more minor plot points and character arcs.
#Cats
#books
#literature
Quincy and Whitney look deeply contemplative and in the midst of serious discussions.
Perhaps, they’re in full swing writing of the next “great American novel” and are earnestly working on their more minor plot points and character arcs.
#Cats
#books
#literature
February 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Happy #Caturday
Quincy and Whitney look deeply contemplative and in the midst of serious discussions.
Perhaps, they’re in full swing writing of the next “great American novel” and are earnestly working on their more minor plot points and character arcs.
#Cats
#books
#literature
Quincy and Whitney look deeply contemplative and in the midst of serious discussions.
Perhaps, they’re in full swing writing of the next “great American novel” and are earnestly working on their more minor plot points and character arcs.
#Cats
#books
#literature
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From the files: Happy Valentine’s Day from MAD by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 AM
From the files: Happy Valentine’s Day from MAD by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
A man was running from police. Eight llamas caught him. No word if one was the Dalai Llama.
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
A man was running from police. Eight llamas caught him. No word if one was the Dalai Llama.
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February 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
From the files: Happy Valentine’s Day from MAD by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 AM
From the files: Happy Valentine’s Day from MAD by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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Jennifer Lopez ‘furious’ over Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance snub. Not as mad as those trying to get a refund from seeing Gigli.
February 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Jennifer Lopez ‘furious’ over Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance snub. Not as mad as those trying to get a refund from seeing Gigli.
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Blueberries can lower blood pressure
While blood pressure skyrockets when seeing the price of blueberries.
While blood pressure skyrockets when seeing the price of blueberries.
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Blueberries can lower blood pressure
While blood pressure skyrockets when seeing the price of blueberries.
While blood pressure skyrockets when seeing the price of blueberries.
Blueberries can lower blood pressure
While blood pressure skyrockets when seeing the price of blueberries.
While blood pressure skyrockets when seeing the price of blueberries.
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Blueberries can lower blood pressure
While blood pressure skyrockets when seeing the price of blueberries.
While blood pressure skyrockets when seeing the price of blueberries.
Happy Conception Day or what my fellow Scorpio peeps call Valentines Day.
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Happy Conception Day or what my fellow Scorpio peeps call Valentines Day.
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Student has threesome with both of his English teachers. And, I for one, am shocked, this sounds way more like a class in French.
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers. And, I for one, am shocked, this sounds way more like a class in French.
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Time for NBA All Star weekend. Or as the Kardashians call it’Tinder.’
February 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Time for NBA All Star weekend. Or as the Kardashians call it’Tinder.’
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❤️Happy Valentines Day❤️
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get
Only with what you are expecting to give
Which is everything."
–Katharine Hepburn
If you can be anything
Be Kind
Have a lovely Valentines Day
We will be okay
💘 Love 💘
🦊 Foxy🦊
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get
Only with what you are expecting to give
Which is everything."
–Katharine Hepburn
If you can be anything
Be Kind
Have a lovely Valentines Day
We will be okay
💘 Love 💘
🦊 Foxy🦊
February 14, 2026 at 1:39 PM
❤️Happy Valentines Day❤️
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get
Only with what you are expecting to give
Which is everything."
–Katharine Hepburn
If you can be anything
Be Kind
Have a lovely Valentines Day
We will be okay
💘 Love 💘
🦊 Foxy🦊
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get
Only with what you are expecting to give
Which is everything."
–Katharine Hepburn
If you can be anything
Be Kind
Have a lovely Valentines Day
We will be okay
💘 Love 💘
🦊 Foxy🦊
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Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. medium.com/muddyum/epst...
Epstein. Epstein. Epstein.
Epstein. Epstein. Epstein.
medium.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. medium.com/muddyum/epst...
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New Jersey teacher who slept with students at family bagel shop learns prison sentence. Damn, sounds like she misunderstood her job teaching them how to multiply
February 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
New Jersey teacher who slept with students at family bagel shop learns prison sentence. Damn, sounds like she misunderstood her job teaching them how to multiply
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Trump quips about where he might move after White House as smiling Melania nods her approval.
So what we know is someplace she won’t be.
So what we know is someplace she won’t be.
February 14, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Trump quips about where he might move after White House as smiling Melania nods her approval.
So what we know is someplace she won’t be.
So what we know is someplace she won’t be.
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Thanks for the laugh! 🤣
Follow this guy, he's witty.
Follow this guy, he's witty.
US added 130000 jobs in January. All of them Epstein file redacters.
February 14, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Thanks for the laugh! 🤣
Follow this guy, he's witty.
Follow this guy, he's witty.