Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Barbara Streisand laments selling painting now worth 236 million" - Yup, in other words, she was Verklimt.
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What's the difference between family gatherings on Independence Day and Thanksgiving? On July 4th the fireworks are in the air, not across the table.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
What's the difference between family gatherings on Independence Day and Thanksgiving? On July 4th the fireworks are in the air, not across the table.
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Alice's Restaurant: Thanksgiving 2025 marks 60 years since event that inspired Arlo Guthrie's song
And, the length of the actual song...
And, the length of the actual song...
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Alice's Restaurant: Thanksgiving 2025 marks 60 years since event that inspired Arlo Guthrie's song
And, the length of the actual song...
And, the length of the actual song...
Alice's Restaurant: Thanksgiving 2025 marks 60 years since event that inspired Arlo Guthrie's song
And, the length of the actual song...
And, the length of the actual song...
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Alice's Restaurant: Thanksgiving 2025 marks 60 years since event that inspired Arlo Guthrie's song
And, the length of the actual song...
And, the length of the actual song...
What's the difference between family gatherings on Independence Day and Thanksgiving? On July 4th the fireworks are in the air, not across the table.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
What's the difference between family gatherings on Independence Day and Thanksgiving? On July 4th the fireworks are in the air, not across the table.
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Trump says it 'may be necessary' to extend Obamacare subsidies that fueled shutdown. Then on to Infrastructure week.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Trump says it 'may be necessary' to extend Obamacare subsidies that fueled shutdown. Then on to Infrastructure week.
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Some satire about our upside down reality to get pumped for Stranger Things 5 tonight! Co-written with Kate Chrisman and published tonight in @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social!
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How Bad Do Things Have to Get Before the People of Hawkins Join Me and My Ragtag Group of Friends in Fighting the Upside Down? – Weekly Humorist
weeklyhumorist.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Some satire about our upside down reality to get pumped for Stranger Things 5 tonight! Co-written with Kate Chrisman and published tonight in @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social!
weeklyhumorist.com/how-bad-do-t...
weeklyhumorist.com/how-bad-do-t...
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/25/25 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
www.humortimes.com/405640/rippi...
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Barbara Streisand laments selling painting now worth 236 million" - Yup, in other words, she was Verklimt.
www.humortimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/25/25 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
www.humortimes.com/405640/rippi...
www.humortimes.com/405640/rippi...
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Wishing all a beautiful Thanksgiving holiday! Appreciation for all of you sharing creative, news and awareness communities here on BlueSky.
This vetted pack includes pros! Comedy, Writers, SNL, Conan, Musicians, Actors, Filmmakers, Political Analysts, Friends.
This vetted pack includes pros! Comedy, Writers, SNL, Conan, Musicians, Actors, Filmmakers, Political Analysts, Friends.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Wishing all a beautiful Thanksgiving holiday! Appreciation for all of you sharing creative, news and awareness communities here on BlueSky.
This vetted pack includes pros! Comedy, Writers, SNL, Conan, Musicians, Actors, Filmmakers, Political Analysts, Friends.
This vetted pack includes pros! Comedy, Writers, SNL, Conan, Musicians, Actors, Filmmakers, Political Analysts, Friends.
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Why do Dentists charge so much to whiten teeth?
I don’t know; Sounds racist to me.
I don’t know; Sounds racist to me.
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Why do Dentists charge so much to whiten teeth?
I don’t know; Sounds racist to me.
I don’t know; Sounds racist to me.
Susan Powter Recalls Squirting Her Breast Milk at a Man in a Restaurant After He Criticized Her for Breastfeeding in Public. The woman’s a Powter Keg.
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Susan Powter Recalls Squirting Her Breast Milk at a Man in a Restaurant After He Criticized Her for Breastfeeding in Public. The woman’s a Powter Keg.
Why do Dentists charge so much to whiten teeth?
I don’t know; Sounds racist to me.
I don’t know; Sounds racist to me.
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Why do Dentists charge so much to whiten teeth?
I don’t know; Sounds racist to me.
I don’t know; Sounds racist to me.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Trump says it 'may be necessary' to extend Obamacare subsidies that fueled shutdown. Then on to Infrastructure week.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Trump says it 'may be necessary' to extend Obamacare subsidies that fueled shutdown. Then on to Infrastructure week.
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Thank ya @thesatirist.bsky.social by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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Mad Men - The Satirist
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November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Thank ya @thesatirist.bsky.social by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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It took a while to do all these caricatures, but it was a fun adventure.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It took a while to do all these caricatures, but it was a fun adventure.
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Good morning #BreakfastCrew Resisters!
Happy Wednesday!🐫
Enjoy this beautiful house on the water tucked into the hills for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet!🏡🌳💦
The bar’s open & breakfast served till 11am ET.
Meet some new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcome!
Comment ✍️ & say Hi!👋
#BlueCrew🦋
Happy Wednesday!🐫
Enjoy this beautiful house on the water tucked into the hills for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet!🏡🌳💦
The bar’s open & breakfast served till 11am ET.
Meet some new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcome!
Comment ✍️ & say Hi!👋
#BlueCrew🦋
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Good morning #BreakfastCrew Resisters!
Happy Wednesday!🐫
Enjoy this beautiful house on the water tucked into the hills for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet!🏡🌳💦
The bar’s open & breakfast served till 11am ET.
Meet some new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcome!
Comment ✍️ & say Hi!👋
#BlueCrew🦋
Happy Wednesday!🐫
Enjoy this beautiful house on the water tucked into the hills for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet!🏡🌳💦
The bar’s open & breakfast served till 11am ET.
Meet some new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcome!
Comment ✍️ & say Hi!👋
#BlueCrew🦋
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Happy Wednesday!
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“Pit race against race, religion against religion, prejudice against prejudice. Divide and conquer! We must not let that happen here."-Eleanor Roosevelt
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew #NoKings
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“Pit race against race, religion against religion, prejudice against prejudice. Divide and conquer! We must not let that happen here."-Eleanor Roosevelt
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew #NoKings
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Happy Wednesday!
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“Pit race against race, religion against religion, prejudice against prejudice. Divide and conquer! We must not let that happen here."-Eleanor Roosevelt
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew #NoKings
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“Pit race against race, religion against religion, prejudice against prejudice. Divide and conquer! We must not let that happen here."-Eleanor Roosevelt
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew #NoKings
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Good morning and Happy Wednesday 👋
There were many parties last night if you want to check out the party lists.
Let’s make more #NeverTrump friends by commenting or leaving a meme.
I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving eve and has a stress free day. ❤️☮️
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There were many parties last night if you want to check out the party lists.
Let’s make more #NeverTrump friends by commenting or leaving a meme.
I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving eve and has a stress free day. ❤️☮️
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a cartoon lemur is dancing on a stage with the words happy hump day written below it .
ALT: a cartoon lemur is dancing on a stage with the words happy hump day written below it .
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November 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Good morning and Happy Wednesday 👋
There were many parties last night if you want to check out the party lists.
Let’s make more #NeverTrump friends by commenting or leaving a meme.
I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving eve and has a stress free day. ❤️☮️
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There were many parties last night if you want to check out the party lists.
Let’s make more #NeverTrump friends by commenting or leaving a meme.
I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving eve and has a stress free day. ❤️☮️
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