Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
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How dare a guy sing in Spanish in a place named Santa Clara.
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
How dare a guy sing in Spanish in a place named Santa Clara.
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The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
5,4,3,2,1: Five People the Dalai Lama Would Kick in the Nuts
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
www.humortimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
www.humortimes.com/417054/rippi...
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Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including this one with the usual terrific crew by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including this one with the usual terrific crew by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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Melania box office numbers went down faster than Donald did on Bill Clinton
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Melania box office numbers went down faster than Donald did on Bill Clinton
Melania box office numbers went down faster than Donald did on Bill Clinton
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Melania box office numbers went down faster than Donald did on Bill Clinton
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Our lead (or, as the survivors at #WaPo would say, lede) poem this week. For all six Poems of the Week, click link in thread
#WashingtonPost #journalism #Bezos #haiku @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social
#WashingtonPost #journalism #Bezos #haiku @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Our lead (or, as the survivors at #WaPo would say, lede) poem this week. For all six Poems of the Week, click link in thread
#WashingtonPost #journalism #Bezos #haiku @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social
#WashingtonPost #journalism #Bezos #haiku @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social
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“Frederick Douglass didn’t say there were two sides to slavery” — and Ida B. Wells didn’t “interview the lyncher”
Chuck Modiano has a message for today’s journalists
bit.ly/chuckandawkword
Chuck Modiano has a message for today’s journalists
bit.ly/chuckandawkword
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
“Frederick Douglass didn’t say there were two sides to slavery” — and Ida B. Wells didn’t “interview the lyncher”
Chuck Modiano has a message for today’s journalists
bit.ly/chuckandawkword
Chuck Modiano has a message for today’s journalists
bit.ly/chuckandawkword
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McDonald's has secret menu
Then why use that crappy one?
Then why use that crappy one?
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
McDonald's has secret menu
Then why use that crappy one?
Then why use that crappy one?
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5,4,3,2,1: Five Rejected Peanuts Specials
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
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February 3, 2026 at 5:16 AM
McDonald's has secret menu
Then why use that crappy one?
Then why use that crappy one?
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
McDonald's has secret menu
Then why use that crappy one?
Then why use that crappy one?
Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including this one with the usual terrific crew by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including this one with the usual terrific crew by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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“Every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. We have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. We have never seen a totally sane human being."
- Robert Anton Wilson
#QuoteOfTheDay #RobertAntonWilson #Compassion #Sanity #Anxiety #Grief
- Robert Anton Wilson
#QuoteOfTheDay #RobertAntonWilson #Compassion #Sanity #Anxiety #Grief
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
“Every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. We have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. We have never seen a totally sane human being."
- Robert Anton Wilson
#QuoteOfTheDay #RobertAntonWilson #Compassion #Sanity #Anxiety #Grief
- Robert Anton Wilson
#QuoteOfTheDay #RobertAntonWilson #Compassion #Sanity #Anxiety #Grief
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February 9, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
5,4,3,2,1: Five People the Dalai Lama Would Kick in the Nuts
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
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February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Please support our friend Paul’s YouTube channel
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Speed Stick Skating and 11 Other Potential Winter Olympic Sports Sponsors – Weekly Humorist
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February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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🍕 Happy Monday 🍕
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
It’s National Pizza Day
New Haven, CT, is widely recognized as the pizza capital of the U.S. due to its unique, coal-fired, char-crusted style known as "apizza" (pronounced ah-beetz)
I grew up up eating pizza in New Haven
It’s the BEST
We will be okay
❤️Foxy
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
It’s National Pizza Day
New Haven, CT, is widely recognized as the pizza capital of the U.S. due to its unique, coal-fired, char-crusted style known as "apizza" (pronounced ah-beetz)
I grew up up eating pizza in New Haven
It’s the BEST
We will be okay
❤️Foxy
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
🍕 Happy Monday 🍕
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
It’s National Pizza Day
New Haven, CT, is widely recognized as the pizza capital of the U.S. due to its unique, coal-fired, char-crusted style known as "apizza" (pronounced ah-beetz)
I grew up up eating pizza in New Haven
It’s the BEST
We will be okay
❤️Foxy
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
It’s National Pizza Day
New Haven, CT, is widely recognized as the pizza capital of the U.S. due to its unique, coal-fired, char-crusted style known as "apizza" (pronounced ah-beetz)
I grew up up eating pizza in New Haven
It’s the BEST
We will be okay
❤️Foxy
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Good morning and Happy Monday 👋
There were many parties last night if you want to review the lists. I will help grow your account if you leave a comment or a meme and you are a follower of mine.
Now more than ever we need to stay focused on current events from this regime and connect. ❤️☮️
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There were many parties last night if you want to review the lists. I will help grow your account if you leave a comment or a meme and you are a follower of mine.
Now more than ever we need to stay focused on current events from this regime and connect. ❤️☮️
🔂
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Good morning and Happy Monday 👋
There were many parties last night if you want to review the lists. I will help grow your account if you leave a comment or a meme and you are a follower of mine.
Now more than ever we need to stay focused on current events from this regime and connect. ❤️☮️
🔂
There were many parties last night if you want to review the lists. I will help grow your account if you leave a comment or a meme and you are a follower of mine.
Now more than ever we need to stay focused on current events from this regime and connect. ❤️☮️
🔂
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Maine gets serious about its lobsters, because the Atlantic is warming
Bad news: Fewer lobsters. Good news: They'll be ready to eat.
Bad news: Fewer lobsters. Good news: They'll be ready to eat.
February 8, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Maine gets serious about its lobsters, because the Atlantic is warming
Bad news: Fewer lobsters. Good news: They'll be ready to eat.
Bad news: Fewer lobsters. Good news: They'll be ready to eat.
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Bill Belichick Facing Calls To End Relationship After 'Inappropriate' Outfit. What was Belichick wearing? His Prom King crown.
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Bill Belichick Facing Calls To End Relationship After 'Inappropriate' Outfit. What was Belichick wearing? His Prom King crown.
How dare a guy sing in Spanish in a place named Santa Clara.
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
How dare a guy sing in Spanish in a place named Santa Clara.
Speed Stick Skating and 11 Other Potential Winter Olympic Sports Sponsors – Weekly Humorist
weeklyhumorist.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Bill Belichick Facing Calls To End Relationship After 'Inappropriate' Outfit. What was Belichick wearing? His Prom King crown.
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Bill Belichick Facing Calls To End Relationship After 'Inappropriate' Outfit. What was Belichick wearing? His Prom King crown.