Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
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chopsticks holding a piece of meat over a plate of food
ALT: chopsticks holding a piece of meat over a plate of food
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February 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt, 70, spotted with 27-year-old daughter of German politician: report. From Google to Oogle.
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt, 70, spotted with 27-year-old daughter of German politician: report. From Google to Oogle.
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
www.humortimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
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U.S. sinks to its lowest spot in new global corruption ranking. MAGA =Making Americans grift Again
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
U.S. sinks to its lowest spot in new global corruption ranking. MAGA =Making Americans grift Again
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Trump wants to rename Dulles after himself. Not difficult just add a t at the end.
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Trump wants to rename Dulles after himself. Not difficult just add a t at the end.
U.S. sinks to its lowest spot in new global corruption ranking. MAGA =Making Americans grift Again
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
U.S. sinks to its lowest spot in new global corruption ranking. MAGA =Making Americans grift Again
Trump wants to rename Dulles after himself. Not difficult just add a t at the end.
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Trump wants to rename Dulles after himself. Not difficult just add a t at the end.
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“Canadian province named one of the most welcoming places on earth.” Getting a little ahead of yourselves there California, Oregon and Washington, eh?
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
“Canadian province named one of the most welcoming places on earth.” Getting a little ahead of yourselves there California, Oregon and Washington, eh?
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‘Melania’ Producer Loses It After Being Accused of Stealing. Claiming Melania is a black woman from Chicago who graduated from Princeton and Harvard Law…
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
‘Melania’ Producer Loses It After Being Accused of Stealing. Claiming Melania is a black woman from Chicago who graduated from Princeton and Harvard Law…
“Canadian province named one of the most welcoming places on earth.” Getting a little ahead of yourselves there California, Oregon and Washington, eh?
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
“Canadian province named one of the most welcoming places on earth.” Getting a little ahead of yourselves there California, Oregon and Washington, eh?
‘Melania’ Producer Loses It After Being Accused of Stealing. Claiming Melania is a black woman from Chicago who graduated from Princeton and Harvard Law…
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
‘Melania’ Producer Loses It After Being Accused of Stealing. Claiming Melania is a black woman from Chicago who graduated from Princeton and Harvard Law…
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The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
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Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
5,4,3,2,1: Five People the Dalai Lama Would Kick in the Nuts
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
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February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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👕 National Flannel Day 👕
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Flannel was first created in Wales during the 17th century
By the 19th century, flannel was a necessary piece of workwear.
Do you have a favorite flannel shirt?
If so……
Get warm and get your flannel on!
We Will be Okay
❤️ Love ❤️
🦊 Foxy 🦊
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Flannel was first created in Wales during the 17th century
By the 19th century, flannel was a necessary piece of workwear.
Do you have a favorite flannel shirt?
If so……
Get warm and get your flannel on!
We Will be Okay
❤️ Love ❤️
🦊 Foxy 🦊
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 PM
👕 National Flannel Day 👕
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Flannel was first created in Wales during the 17th century
By the 19th century, flannel was a necessary piece of workwear.
Do you have a favorite flannel shirt?
If so……
Get warm and get your flannel on!
We Will be Okay
❤️ Love ❤️
🦊 Foxy 🦊
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Flannel was first created in Wales during the 17th century
By the 19th century, flannel was a necessary piece of workwear.
Do you have a favorite flannel shirt?
If so……
Get warm and get your flannel on!
We Will be Okay
❤️ Love ❤️
🦊 Foxy 🦊
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Speed Stick Skating and 11 Other Potential Winter Olympic Sports Sponsors – Weekly Humorist
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February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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McDonald's has secret menu
Then why use that crappy one?
Then why use that crappy one?
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
McDonald's has secret menu
Then why use that crappy one?
Then why use that crappy one?
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Bill Gates STI, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news…
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Bill Gates STI, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news…
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Bill Gates STI, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable will come out soon. Really all you need to do is follow one simple rule: barely pay attention and jump to conclusions. So, here are some headlines today…
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February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Bill Gates STI, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news…
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Bill Gates STI, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news…
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How dare a guy sing in Spanish in a place named Santa Clara.
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
How dare a guy sing in Spanish in a place named Santa Clara.
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The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
5,4,3,2,1: Five People the Dalai Lama Would Kick in the Nuts
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
www.humortimes.com/417054/rippi...
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
www.humortimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
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Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including this one with the usual terrific crew by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including this one with the usual terrific crew by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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Melania box office numbers went down faster than Donald did on Bill Clinton
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Melania box office numbers went down faster than Donald did on Bill Clinton
Melania box office numbers went down faster than Donald did on Bill Clinton
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Melania box office numbers went down faster than Donald did on Bill Clinton