Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
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Happy 45th birthday, Paris Hilton
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Happy 45th birthday, Paris Hilton
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
US added 130000 jobs in January. All of them Epstein file redacters.
February 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
US added 130000 jobs in January. All of them Epstein file redacters.
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US added 130000 jobs in January l. Would’ve been 130001 but y’know the CEO of Chuck E Cheese.
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
US added 130000 jobs in January l. Would’ve been 130001 but y’know the CEO of Chuck E Cheese.
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
Happy 45th birthday, Paris Hilton
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Happy 45th birthday, Paris Hilton
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
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Trump says he raised Swiss tariffs after leader’s call. Mostly he was upset because he thought they named cuckoo clock after him.
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Trump says he raised Swiss tariffs after leader’s call. Mostly he was upset because he thought they named cuckoo clock after him.
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a girl in a black sweater is holding a telephone with the words `` happy wednesday '' written on it .
ALT: a girl in a black sweater is holding a telephone with the words `` happy wednesday '' written on it .
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February 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
US added 130000 jobs in January l. Would’ve been 130001 but y’know the CEO of Chuck E Cheese.
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
US added 130000 jobs in January l. Would’ve been 130001 but y’know the CEO of Chuck E Cheese.
Trump says he raised Swiss tariffs after leader’s call. Mostly he was upset because he thought they named cuckoo clock after him.
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Trump says he raised Swiss tariffs after leader’s call. Mostly he was upset because he thought they named cuckoo clock after him.
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IQ 007. Bondi, Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
IQ 007. Bondi, Pam Bondi.
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February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Ghislaine Maxwell Pleads The Fifth … grader.
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell Pleads The Fifth … grader.
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For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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Ghislaine Maxwell Pleads The Fifth … grader.
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell Pleads The Fifth … grader.
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McDonald's has secret menu
Then why use that crappy one?
Then why use that crappy one?
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
McDonald's has secret menu
Then why use that crappy one?
Then why use that crappy one?
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The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
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Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
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5,4,3,2,1: Five People the Dalai Lama Would Kick in the Nuts
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
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February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
IQ 007. Bondi, Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
IQ 007. Bondi, Pam Bondi.
Woot, woot. Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Woot, woot. Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social