Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
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Super excited to facilitate a workshop for musicals in progress with the incredibly talented Shoshana Greenberg and Brett Macias! (I’ll be in the Zoom sessions to dig into book and lyrics with you.) Come hang with us and work on your show. 🎭✨
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Super excited to facilitate a workshop for musicals in progress with the incredibly talented Shoshana Greenberg and Brett Macias! (I’ll be in the Zoom sessions to dig into book and lyrics with you.) Come hang with us and work on your show. 🎭✨
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
www.humortimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
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Thanks to @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including this one with the amazing group of usual suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Thanks to @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including this one with the amazing group of usual suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/13/26 humoroutcasts.com/2026/ripping...
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/13/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the events in Minneapolis, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is…
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February 13, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/13/26 humoroutcasts.com/2026/ripping...
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🧀 Happy National Cheddar Day🧀
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
TGIF
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to dis a brie
I cheddar the world and the feda cheese
Everybody looking for stilton
How Did the Cheese End Up Rich?
It Made Some Sharp Investments.
Have a cheesy day
We will be okay
Love
Foxy 🦊
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
TGIF
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to dis a brie
I cheddar the world and the feda cheese
Everybody looking for stilton
How Did the Cheese End Up Rich?
It Made Some Sharp Investments.
Have a cheesy day
We will be okay
Love
Foxy 🦊
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
🧀 Happy National Cheddar Day🧀
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
TGIF
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to dis a brie
I cheddar the world and the feda cheese
Everybody looking for stilton
How Did the Cheese End Up Rich?
It Made Some Sharp Investments.
Have a cheesy day
We will be okay
Love
Foxy 🦊
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
TGIF
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to dis a brie
I cheddar the world and the feda cheese
Everybody looking for stilton
How Did the Cheese End Up Rich?
It Made Some Sharp Investments.
Have a cheesy day
We will be okay
Love
Foxy 🦊
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White House press secretary contradicts Trump and says it was president’s idea to rename Penn Station after himself. Well the Penn is where he’ll wind up…
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
White House press secretary contradicts Trump and says it was president’s idea to rename Penn Station after himself. Well the Penn is where he’ll wind up…
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US added 130000 jobs in January. All of them Epstein file redacters.
February 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
US added 130000 jobs in January. All of them Epstein file redacters.
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Time for NBA All Star weekend. Or as the Kardashians call it’Tinder.’
February 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Time for NBA All Star weekend. Or as the Kardashians call it’Tinder.’
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Good morning and Happy Friday 👋
There will be #FridayNightParties so join us this evening to make more friends!
If you want my assistance building your accounts leave a comment or meme. I add you to starter packs and or boost. We are in this together so grow your accounts!
Have a great day❤️☮️
🔂
There will be #FridayNightParties so join us this evening to make more friends!
If you want my assistance building your accounts leave a comment or meme. I add you to starter packs and or boost. We are in this together so grow your accounts!
Have a great day❤️☮️
🔂
February 13, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Good morning and Happy Friday 👋
There will be #FridayNightParties so join us this evening to make more friends!
If you want my assistance building your accounts leave a comment or meme. I add you to starter packs and or boost. We are in this together so grow your accounts!
Have a great day❤️☮️
🔂
There will be #FridayNightParties so join us this evening to make more friends!
If you want my assistance building your accounts leave a comment or meme. I add you to starter packs and or boost. We are in this together so grow your accounts!
Have a great day❤️☮️
🔂
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MAGA civil war erupts with Steven Bannon and Roger Stone in online feud over Epstein. So trite on trite crime.
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
MAGA civil war erupts with Steven Bannon and Roger Stone in online feud over Epstein. So trite on trite crime.
MAGA civil war erupts with Steven Bannon and Roger Stone in online feud over Epstein. So trite on trite crime.
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
MAGA civil war erupts with Steven Bannon and Roger Stone in online feud over Epstein. So trite on trite crime.
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Walmart sells health insurance
Although, I'm not sure I want a 7-year-old Chinese kid operating on me.
Although, I'm not sure I want a 7-year-old Chinese kid operating on me.
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Walmart sells health insurance
Although, I'm not sure I want a 7-year-old Chinese kid operating on me.
Although, I'm not sure I want a 7-year-old Chinese kid operating on me.
Time for NBA All Star weekend. Or as the Kardashians call it’Tinder.’
February 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Time for NBA All Star weekend. Or as the Kardashians call it’Tinder.’
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Donald Trump isn’t going unchallenged — at least by us.
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February 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Donald Trump isn’t going unchallenged — at least by us.
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@chenoweth.bsky.social
Walmart sells health insurance
Although, I'm not sure I want a 7-year-old Chinese kid operating on me.
Although, I'm not sure I want a 7-year-old Chinese kid operating on me.
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Walmart sells health insurance
Although, I'm not sure I want a 7-year-old Chinese kid operating on me.
Although, I'm not sure I want a 7-year-old Chinese kid operating on me.
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Student has threesome with both of his English teachers. And, I for one, am shocked, this sounds way more like a class in French.
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers. And, I for one, am shocked, this sounds way more like a class in French.
White House press secretary contradicts Trump and says it was president’s idea to rename Penn Station after himself. Well the Penn is where he’ll wind up…
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
White House press secretary contradicts Trump and says it was president’s idea to rename Penn Station after himself. Well the Penn is where he’ll wind up…
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers. And, I for one, am shocked, this sounds way more like a class in French.
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers. And, I for one, am shocked, this sounds way more like a class in French.
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RON JOHNSON: Did you ever encourage people to go out there and exercise their First Amendment rights?
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
RON JOHNSON: Did you ever encourage people to go out there and exercise their First Amendment rights?
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
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The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
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Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
5,4,3,2,1: Five People the Dalai Lama Would Kick in the Nuts
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
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February 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
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Student has threesome with both of his English teachers
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
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Happy 45th birthday, Paris Hilton
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Happy 45th birthday, Paris Hilton
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
US added 130000 jobs in January. All of them Epstein file redacters.
February 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
US added 130000 jobs in January. All of them Epstein file redacters.
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US added 130000 jobs in January l. Would’ve been 130001 but y’know the CEO of Chuck E Cheese.
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
US added 130000 jobs in January l. Would’ve been 130001 but y’know the CEO of Chuck E Cheese.