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Paul Lander
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TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com

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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
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US added 130000 jobs in January. All of them Epstein file redacters.
February 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Walmart sells health insurance
Although, I'm not sure I want a 7-year-old Chinese kid operating on me.
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Student has threesome with both of his English teachers. And, I for one, am shocked, this sounds way more like a class in French.
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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White House press secretary contradicts Trump and says it was president’s idea to rename Penn Station after himself. Well the Penn is where he’ll wind up…
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
White House press secretary contradicts Trump and says it was president’s idea to rename Penn Station after himself. Well the Penn is where he’ll wind up…
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers. And, I for one, am shocked, this sounds way more like a class in French.
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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RON JOHNSON: Did you ever encourage people to go out there and exercise their First Amendment rights?

KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
5,4,3,2,1: Five People the Dalai Lama Would Kick in the Nuts
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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☀️ Happy Thursday ☀️

🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

~Margaret Mead

I believe that would be us

And we are NOT a small group
💙🦊💙

We will be okay

Love
Foxy
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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Good morning and Happy Thursday 👋

If you are a follower of mine and would like my help growing your account leave a comment or meme. I can either boost or put you in a starter pack for many more resister friends. We are in this together.

Have a great day ❤️☮️

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February 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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5,4,3,2,1: Five Rejected Peanuts Specials
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
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February 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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Student has threesome with both of his English teachers
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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Happy 45th birthday, Paris Hilton
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
US added 130000 jobs in January. All of them Epstein file redacters.
February 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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US added 130000 jobs in January l. Would’ve been 130001 but y’know the CEO of Chuck E Cheese.
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Happy 45th birthday, Paris Hilton
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Trump says he raised Swiss tariffs after leader’s call. Mostly he was upset because he thought they named cuckoo clock after him.
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
US added 130000 jobs in January l. Would’ve been 130001 but y’know the CEO of Chuck E Cheese.
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Trump says he raised Swiss tariffs after leader’s call. Mostly he was upset because he thought they named cuckoo clock after him.
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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IQ 007. Bondi, Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Ghislaine Maxwell Pleads The Fifth … grader.
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Woot, woot. Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM