Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
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Ghislaine Maxwell Pleads The Fifth … grader.
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell Pleads The Fifth … grader.
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McDonald's has secret menu
Then why use that crappy one?
Then why use that crappy one?
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
McDonald's has secret menu
Then why use that crappy one?
Then why use that crappy one?
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The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
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Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
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5,4,3,2,1: Five People the Dalai Lama Would Kick in the Nuts
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
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February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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IQ 007. Bondi, Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
IQ 007. Bondi, Pam Bondi.
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Woot, woot. Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Woot, woot. Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
IQ 007. Bondi, Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
IQ 007. Bondi, Pam Bondi.
Woot, woot. Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Woot, woot. Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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We had many parties last night if you want to review the lists for new friends.
My priority on BS is connecting resisters so if you follow me and want my help comment or leave a meme. I help build accounts by putting you in my starter packs or boosting you.
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February 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Good morning and Happy Wednesday 👋
We had many parties last night if you want to review the lists for new friends.
My priority on BS is connecting resisters so if you follow me and want my help comment or leave a meme. I help build accounts by putting you in my starter packs or boosting you.
🔂
We had many parties last night if you want to review the lists for new friends.
My priority on BS is connecting resisters so if you follow me and want my help comment or leave a meme. I help build accounts by putting you in my starter packs or boosting you.
🔂
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🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
When I despair,
I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall.
Think of it. Always.
Mahatma Gandhi
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🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
When I despair,
I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall.
Think of it. Always.
Mahatma Gandhi
❤️🦊❤️
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Happy Make a Friend Day
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
When I despair,
I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall.
Think of it. Always.
Mahatma Gandhi
❤️🦊❤️
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
When I despair,
I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall.
Think of it. Always.
Mahatma Gandhi
❤️🦊❤️
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Trump wants to rename Dulles after himself. Not difficult just add a t at the end.
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Trump wants to rename Dulles after himself. Not difficult just add a t at the end.
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Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt, 70, spotted with 27-year-old daughter of German politician: report. From Google to Oogle.
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt, 70, spotted with 27-year-old daughter of German politician: report. From Google to Oogle.
Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt, 70, spotted with 27-year-old daughter of German politician: report. From Google to Oogle.
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt, 70, spotted with 27-year-old daughter of German politician: report. From Google to Oogle.
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
www.humortimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/26 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com
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U.S. sinks to its lowest spot in new global corruption ranking. MAGA =Making Americans grift Again
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
U.S. sinks to its lowest spot in new global corruption ranking. MAGA =Making Americans grift Again
U.S. sinks to its lowest spot in new global corruption ranking. MAGA =Making Americans grift Again
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
U.S. sinks to its lowest spot in new global corruption ranking. MAGA =Making Americans grift Again
Trump wants to rename Dulles after himself. Not difficult just add a t at the end.
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Trump wants to rename Dulles after himself. Not difficult just add a t at the end.
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“Canadian province named one of the most welcoming places on earth.” Getting a little ahead of yourselves there California, Oregon and Washington, eh?
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
“Canadian province named one of the most welcoming places on earth.” Getting a little ahead of yourselves there California, Oregon and Washington, eh?
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‘Melania’ Producer Loses It After Being Accused of Stealing. Claiming Melania is a black woman from Chicago who graduated from Princeton and Harvard Law…
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
‘Melania’ Producer Loses It After Being Accused of Stealing. Claiming Melania is a black woman from Chicago who graduated from Princeton and Harvard Law…