Paul Lander
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "Bill Gates STI charges result of dispute Epstein mediated" - Apparently, Bill Gates has been playing XXX Box.
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US added 130000 jobs in January. All of them Epstein file redacters.
February 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
US added 130000 jobs in January. All of them Epstein file redacters.
Walmart sells health insurance
Although, I'm not sure I want a 7-year-old Chinese kid operating on me.
Although, I'm not sure I want a 7-year-old Chinese kid operating on me.
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Walmart sells health insurance
Although, I'm not sure I want a 7-year-old Chinese kid operating on me.
Although, I'm not sure I want a 7-year-old Chinese kid operating on me.
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Student has threesome with both of his English teachers. And, I for one, am shocked, this sounds way more like a class in French.
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers. And, I for one, am shocked, this sounds way more like a class in French.
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White House press secretary contradicts Trump and says it was president’s idea to rename Penn Station after himself. Well the Penn is where he’ll wind up…
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
White House press secretary contradicts Trump and says it was president’s idea to rename Penn Station after himself. Well the Penn is where he’ll wind up…
White House press secretary contradicts Trump and says it was president’s idea to rename Penn Station after himself. Well the Penn is where he’ll wind up…
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
White House press secretary contradicts Trump and says it was president’s idea to rename Penn Station after himself. Well the Penn is where he’ll wind up…
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers. And, I for one, am shocked, this sounds way more like a class in French.
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers. And, I for one, am shocked, this sounds way more like a class in French.
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RON JOHNSON: Did you ever encourage people to go out there and exercise their First Amendment rights?
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
RON JOHNSON: Did you ever encourage people to go out there and exercise their First Amendment rights?
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
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The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
5,4,3,2,1: Five People the Dalai Lama Would Kick in the Nuts
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
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February 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The Dalai Lama finally snaps.
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
Five People Even He Would Kick in the Nuts.
Pilot episode of 54321 — Karmic Kick awards coming soon.
🎥 youtu.be/6WoxS09b6KE
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☀️ Happy Thursday ☀️
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
~Margaret Mead
I believe that would be us
And we are NOT a small group
💙🦊💙
We will be okay
Love
Foxy
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
~Margaret Mead
I believe that would be us
And we are NOT a small group
💙🦊💙
We will be okay
Love
Foxy
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
☀️ Happy Thursday ☀️
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
~Margaret Mead
I believe that would be us
And we are NOT a small group
💙🦊💙
We will be okay
Love
Foxy
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
~Margaret Mead
I believe that would be us
And we are NOT a small group
💙🦊💙
We will be okay
Love
Foxy
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Have a great day ❤️☮️
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February 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Good morning and Happy Thursday 👋
If you are a follower of mine and would like my help growing your account leave a comment or meme. I can either boost or put you in a starter pack for many more resister friends. We are in this together.
Have a great day ❤️☮️
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Have a great day ❤️☮️
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Student has threesome with both of his English teachers
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
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Happy 45th birthday, Paris Hilton
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Happy 45th birthday, Paris Hilton
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
US added 130000 jobs in January. All of them Epstein file redacters.
February 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
US added 130000 jobs in January. All of them Epstein file redacters.
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US added 130000 jobs in January l. Would’ve been 130001 but y’know the CEO of Chuck E Cheese.
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
US added 130000 jobs in January l. Would’ve been 130001 but y’know the CEO of Chuck E Cheese.
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Student has threesome with both of his English teachers
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
Apparently, he was prepositioned.
Happy 45th birthday, Paris Hilton
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Happy 45th birthday, Paris Hilton
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
What do you get for the girl who hasn't earned anything?
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Trump says he raised Swiss tariffs after leader’s call. Mostly he was upset because he thought they named cuckoo clock after him.
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Trump says he raised Swiss tariffs after leader’s call. Mostly he was upset because he thought they named cuckoo clock after him.
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a girl in a black sweater is holding a telephone with the words `` happy wednesday '' written on it .
ALT: a girl in a black sweater is holding a telephone with the words `` happy wednesday '' written on it .
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February 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
US added 130000 jobs in January l. Would’ve been 130001 but y’know the CEO of Chuck E Cheese.
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
US added 130000 jobs in January l. Would’ve been 130001 but y’know the CEO of Chuck E Cheese.
Trump says he raised Swiss tariffs after leader’s call. Mostly he was upset because he thought they named cuckoo clock after him.
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Trump says he raised Swiss tariffs after leader’s call. Mostly he was upset because he thought they named cuckoo clock after him.
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IQ 007. Bondi, Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
IQ 007. Bondi, Pam Bondi.
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February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Ghislaine Maxwell Pleads The Fifth … grader.
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell Pleads The Fifth … grader.
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Woot, woot. Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Woot, woot. Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
For including this one with usual amazing suspects by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social