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pearlsplatoon.bsky.social
el
@pearlsplatoon.bsky.social
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My sister told me to make an account
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 1d
Ugh I have to become a 30 year old man drinking beer in a parking lot in 5 years 😔
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 5d
My pearlina shrine
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 5d
ZzzzzzzzzzZzzzz💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 5d
Honk shewww honk shewww
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 6d
I listen to her but I'm also a hater of her I contain multitudes
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 6d
Why is this something you need to share with everyone
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 7d
I love pearls stubby fishstick fingers
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 7d
Caressing her face about to bite her neck playful wink salacious flirty posing okay................lesbos
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 7d
Oh yeah its Halloween month now so i must remind everyone of the gayest thing Nintendo has ever put in their games
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 7d
SHE USED THE WORD DICKMATIZED
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 7d
taylor swift just dropped a song about her boyfriends penis
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 10d
but you know what Edward WASNT?? PRO LIFE
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 10d
My entire feed was Elvis. They retreated multiple Elvis×reader fanfics and that was the last straw for me
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 10d
One time I had to unfollow someone on Tumblr because they got a little too into Elvis
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 10d
My sister lovesss to quote me I'm like a celebrity
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 11d
And Edward is a repressed trad male emo Mormon so that's really saying something
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 11d
The fact that anyone could've been team Jacob is crazy to me
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 11d
Well it just got me thinking about vampire media in general which I love
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 11d
AND THEYRE ALL GOTHS!
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 11d
Yeah there were 4 books they had to adapt them all
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 11d
Vampires are one of the best monsters to ever be invented tbh like they can be sexy or they can be creature. Or both of you're freaky
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 11d
There's like 5 movies I'm watching the 3rd one cus I didn't watch it last time
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 11d
I love hetero slop idc #lesbiansforheteroslop
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 11d
Edward knew Bella for 3 months and asked her to marry him at 18 thats crazy...you can really tell this shit was written by a Mormon
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el @pearlsplatoon.bsky.social · 11d
Watching Twilight, something my sister would refer to as "hetero slop"
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