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‘Michael Green’ (a suitable professional alias). He/him.
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‘Neuroqueer,’ apparently. 💚 Green Party member 💚 “Ridiculously left-wing” - my boss Work = 🏥 A&E. Eight days a week. Which is good, because my personal life is a car crash. Proudly 🏳️‍🌈, and 🏳️‍⚧️-ally. ❤️☮️✌️🪦🧘‍♂️🕊️😌🪷💚
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Just realised I don’t have a pinned post. Probably because I don’t have much of value to say to the world. So, if I may borrow some words from the great fictional physician: hate is always foolish, but love is always wise. Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind.

That’s about it, really.
And the most fantastic pie & mash shop (Goddards) is a couple of minutes away too! Their vegan pies and ‘liqueur’ are the best comfort-food on cold days!
Apologies to anyone who reads any of my posts today. Not that anyone ever does, but I’m very sleep-deprived and I might say things which make no turnips.
True, foxes are adorable but I don’t fancy seeing one curling up on the rug when I’m having my dinner. Mind you, a mouse curling up on the rug would be absolutely adorable and I’m so tired I don’t know what my point is now.
So are mice! But no, you don’t want mice in your garden or house. Cute as they are.
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse. I can’t remember what happened to her though. I imagine she had a badly dislocated jaw for starters.
Aw, you’re a darling. I only suffer very sporadically, currently about one night every few weeks. It’s very minor, but it’s ALWAYS before an early shift at work! I have plenty coping strategies (I used to be a therapist) so it doesn’t bother me. I’m just playing the martyr as usual. xxx
You selfish witch. I haven’t had a nano-second of sleep and I’m responsible for the emergency care of thousands of Londoners. That sleep was mine, and you basically stole it.

(But, special circumstances and all. It’s yours and I hope it was a good sleep xxx)
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(Their motor insurance division screwed me over very badly a couple of years ago so I’m not their biggest fan anyway)
Great. Zero hours sleep. Seriously people, look after yourselves today.

Plastics on call in south west London - I apologise. It’s likely I will turn a couple of exposed flexor tendons into something resembling an old telephone switchboard, and I might need your help.
@claudiawinkleman.bsky.social Come on Winkles, you’re a living legend. Get some posts done. We’re waiting, twiddling our fringes in anticipation of your words of wisdom.

(I haven’t had enough hair to have a fringe since about 1995, but you get my point. I’m twiddling my ear hair instead.)
Quite symbolic of what he is doing to American society, really. He has as much respect for the White House as he does for the Constitution. He’s tearing that apart as well.
I’d call them posts. ‘Flaps’ has very different connotations in my head.
Damn. Insomnia strikes again. It’s 3:15 and I have to be up for work at 5:00. It’s not looking good.

I suggest the people of south London take extra care today. If you lop a finger off and have to come and see me, that digit could well end up attached to your ear. Or worse.

Take care out there.
I know EXACTLY what you mean, except it’s only 3:05.

Unfortunately I have to be up for work at 5:00, so that’s a pest.

Hope you ‘get off’ soon, so to speak. I’m sitting here with a cup of hot milk and honey and hoping it does the trick!
Lovely. I have a drunken tit head going berserk in my A&E department, screaming and hurling abuse at the staff. Unfortunately he's in the way of the changing rooms where my clothes are, and I really want to go home without a fight tonight. Me on CCTV flooring him won't go down too well either.
Always happy to publicise a racist shitworm who is getting into trouble for being a racist shitworm. 👍
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Today's 'Man With No Redeeming Features Of The Day' is ignorant racist bell-end Mike Graham.
Mike Graham would have you believe that the racist post on his Facebook account "contained words that I would never write and an opinion I don't share". Watch him declare that the Notting Hill Carnival should be banned because it isn't British, and asked yourself if that's correct.