Penguin
@penguingengar.bsky.social
i’m michael 🐧 33, he/they, VA 🐧 all I know is emo music, drafting pokémon, flop, be asexual, eat nerds rope cluster, and lie
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new year, new weekly music post that i’ll forget half the time
I wanna make somethinggggggggggggggggggggg
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I wanna make somethinggggggggggggggggggggg
I wanna post my draft plans for gloom but my opps can see my posts
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I wanna post my draft plans for gloom but my opps can see my posts
thinking about phantom thread (2017) and feeling normal
February 13, 2026 at 6:22 AM
thinking about phantom thread (2017) and feeling normal
used the wrong size buzzer on my mustache and now I look crazy
February 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
used the wrong size buzzer on my mustache and now I look crazy
i literally hate winter so much. the temperature should NEVER be below 60°. if florida wasn’t so evil i’d consider moving back just so my hands would never go numb again
February 11, 2026 at 1:25 PM
i literally hate winter so much. the temperature should NEVER be below 60°. if florida wasn’t so evil i’d consider moving back just so my hands would never go numb again
every time I use my space heater I get really worried that it’s gonna start shooting out fire at me flamethrower-style
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
every time I use my space heater I get really worried that it’s gonna start shooting out fire at me flamethrower-style
saw a car with a bunch of ska bumper stickers while listening to ska myself open.spotify.com/track/09vu3n...
That's Not A House
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February 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
saw a car with a bunch of ska bumper stickers while listening to ska myself open.spotify.com/track/09vu3n...
and if i said darlene mitchell had the best look this week? then what???
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
and if i said darlene mitchell had the best look this week? then what???
new year, new weekly music post that i’ll forget half the time
February 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
new year, new weekly music post that i’ll forget half the time
got inspired to finally start on a playlist i've been thinking about for a while after listening to this on the way home. thinking about how this would be an INCREDIBLE karaoke song. also thinking about how unpleasant I would be to karaoke with, for several reasons open.spotify.com/track/4yY8Jq...
Portions for Foxes
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February 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
got inspired to finally start on a playlist i've been thinking about for a while after listening to this on the way home. thinking about how this would be an INCREDIBLE karaoke song. also thinking about how unpleasant I would be to karaoke with, for several reasons open.spotify.com/track/4yY8Jq...
WHO is bankrolling all these colleen hoover movies??? EVERY time I go to the movies I am accosted by these doo doo ass trailers!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
WHO is bankrolling all these colleen hoover movies??? EVERY time I go to the movies I am accosted by these doo doo ass trailers!!!!!!!!!!!!
been dropping hints to my friends that I want to see send help in theaters and nobody’s biting…what if I just go by myself 👀
February 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
been dropping hints to my friends that I want to see send help in theaters and nobody’s biting…what if I just go by myself 👀
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The GTS when you tried to input Cofagrigus
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The GTS when you tried to input Cofagrigus
my roomies were playing pokémon mystery dungeon and one of them said [skyler white voice] “do NOT bubble beam my husband” and now I can’t stop saying it to myself
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
my roomies were playing pokémon mystery dungeon and one of them said [skyler white voice] “do NOT bubble beam my husband” and now I can’t stop saying it to myself
TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED ME TO BE open.spotify.com/track/0Z5pBj...
Throw Me Away
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February 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED ME TO BE open.spotify.com/track/0Z5pBj...
accidentally let my pending letterboxd reviews stack up
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
accidentally let my pending letterboxd reviews stack up
the polite sitters
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
the polite sitters
3 things about this show:
1) I missed full of hell because I was on the phone with a friend staving off a panic attack
2) I got shoved really hard during letlive. and my glasses went flying through the air. I caught them thankfully but after that I went out and got contacts lol
3) every band tore!!!
1) I missed full of hell because I was on the phone with a friend staving off a panic attack
2) I got shoved really hard during letlive. and my glasses went flying through the air. I caught them thankfully but after that I went out and got contacts lol
3) every band tore!!!
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 AM
3 things about this show:
1) I missed full of hell because I was on the phone with a friend staving off a panic attack
2) I got shoved really hard during letlive. and my glasses went flying through the air. I caught them thankfully but after that I went out and got contacts lol
3) every band tore!!!
1) I missed full of hell because I was on the phone with a friend staving off a panic attack
2) I got shoved really hard during letlive. and my glasses went flying through the air. I caught them thankfully but after that I went out and got contacts lol
3) every band tore!!!
revisiting this playlist I made several years back without realizing it kind of echoes what I talked about in therapy today lol open.spotify.com/playlist/6b0...
Alienate My Friends
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January 28, 2026 at 2:43 AM
revisiting this playlist I made several years back without realizing it kind of echoes what I talked about in therapy today lol open.spotify.com/playlist/6b0...
winter’s gotten under everyone’s skin again
now i’m seeing zombie versions of my friends
open.spotify.com/track/1Ben8u...
now i’m seeing zombie versions of my friends
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Flies on Tape
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January 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
winter’s gotten under everyone’s skin again
now i’m seeing zombie versions of my friends
open.spotify.com/track/1Ben8u...
now i’m seeing zombie versions of my friends
open.spotify.com/track/1Ben8u...
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Prosecute ICE is the compromise position, prosecute any politician who is not actively assisting with prosecuting ICE as a coconspirator is the goal.
January 24, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Prosecute ICE is the compromise position, prosecute any politician who is not actively assisting with prosecuting ICE as a coconspirator is the goal.
watching vintage yaoi with jeffrey
January 24, 2026 at 8:20 PM
watching vintage yaoi with jeffrey
I think we, as a society, need to do something about the rise in popularity of crinkle fries at restaurants. this needs to be stopped before it’s too late
January 24, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I think we, as a society, need to do something about the rise in popularity of crinkle fries at restaurants. this needs to be stopped before it’s too late
Concrete
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January 22, 2026 at 1:08 PM