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I have been thinking, though — and this is between you and me — what if you grew up?
Oh, I could never ask you to do such a thing. I could never ask you to fundamentally change who you are.
Oh, I could never ask you to do such a thing. I could never ask you to fundamentally change who you are.
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January 29, 2026 at 11:53 AM
pawpainting in therian kindergarten
January 28, 2026 at 7:35 PM
pawpainting in therian kindergarten
Twin Peaks
Fire Walk with Me =>
Age Regression
Diaper Crawl with Me
Fire Walk with Me =>
Age Regression
Diaper Crawl with Me
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Twin Peaks
Fire Walk with Me =>
Age Regression
Diaper Crawl with Me
Fire Walk with Me =>
Age Regression
Diaper Crawl with Me
the new Rugrats video game has like, a high-resolution mode that looks like the cartoon
but you can crank it down to NES specs and age regress the babies even more
but you can crank it down to NES specs and age regress the babies even more
January 24, 2026 at 3:11 AM
the new Rugrats video game has like, a high-resolution mode that looks like the cartoon
but you can crank it down to NES specs and age regress the babies even more
but you can crank it down to NES specs and age regress the babies even more
stuck at 7 years old because the fey keep sliding your birthday back a day when the clock rolls over to midnight
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
stuck at 7 years old because the fey keep sliding your birthday back a day when the clock rolls over to midnight
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How it chews to feel 5
( @puppykid.online has the regressive cooties btw)
( @puppykid.online has the regressive cooties btw)
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 AM
How it chews to feel 5
( @puppykid.online has the regressive cooties btw)
( @puppykid.online has the regressive cooties btw)
a second shot at watching cartoons at an impressionable age
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 AM
a second shot at watching cartoons at an impressionable age
bong hit pretend-to-be-grown challenge (impossible)
January 20, 2026 at 1:20 AM
bong hit pretend-to-be-grown challenge (impossible)
racing the edible to make sure the childproof cap is secure
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
racing the edible to make sure the childproof cap is secure
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Their names are undecided.
October 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Their names are undecided.
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big grown-up girl zone
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
big grown-up girl zone
age that's tied to your framerate
January 1, 2026 at 6:42 AM
age that's tied to your framerate
gotta hold your breath while driving through the Age Regression Tunnel or you won't be legal age to drive on the other end
December 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
gotta hold your breath while driving through the Age Regression Tunnel or you won't be legal age to drive on the other end
didn't patch iOS and the age regression virus got in through facetime
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
didn't patch iOS and the age regression virus got in through facetime
what do little autistic kids chew on now that all the video game controllers are wireless
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
what do little autistic kids chew on now that all the video game controllers are wireless
how old is too old to be excited that you'll be home from school while Nick Jr is on tv
December 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
how old is too old to be excited that you'll be home from school while Nick Jr is on tv
friend group that spans generations but you're all the same age (seven)
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
friend group that spans generations but you're all the same age (seven)
you and your gf misread the name of that sissy-hypno file and got blasted with 30 minutes of sister-hypno, enjoy your new sibling relationship
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
you and your gf misread the name of that sissy-hypno file and got blasted with 30 minutes of sister-hypno, enjoy your new sibling relationship
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December 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
all of the adventure books and cd roms set at museums and carnivals satisfy the simultaneous urge to solve a mystery and be in a fun place after the doors close
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
all of the adventure books and cd roms set at museums and carnivals satisfy the simultaneous urge to solve a mystery and be in a fun place after the doors close
describing the subjective experience of mdma as 'thrilling, in the way a kiddie-coaster is thrilling'
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
describing the subjective experience of mdma as 'thrilling, in the way a kiddie-coaster is thrilling'
accidentally said '6-7' the other way round and now you're a six year old
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
accidentally said '6-7' the other way round and now you're a six year old
crazy thing about medically transitioning is that you walk back some of your first puberty, it's inherently regressing
December 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
crazy thing about medically transitioning is that you walk back some of your first puberty, it's inherently regressing