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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 4m

half of video game character discourse is misogyny and/or racism

Ricardo Regis @ricardonauts.bsky.social · 5h

pensando muito nisso aqui

dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 3h

maybe if varis didn't abuse his son and his controller wasn't broken and his country wasn't a fascist death machine he would've won

dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 3h

How Varis could've won:
>Don't carpet bomb Rabanastre, focus on Lente's Tears hideouts
>Demand Regula not to be an idiot with Azys Lla
>Don't send the Populares, retake Doma immediately
>Zerg rush Ala Mhigo to cut off access to Ilsabard
>Ally with Nidhogg against Ishgard
>Ignore the Ascians

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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 4h

ysayle if she was a fan of vrtra instead

a dog with a butterfly in its mouth looking at the camera

Alt: dog with butterfly on snout

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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 5h

says a lot that ysayle shares the title of "dumbest death" with two dawntrail characters

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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 5h

>probably could've saved shiva

>sat on his ass for 1000 years

>let ysayle and two of his grandkids die because he wouldn't breathe some fire at a warship

>got beat up by nidhogg

>saving us from omega was the one time he didn't fuck up somehow

is fraudsvelgr the worst greatwyrm?

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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 5h

dawnfail if it was good

Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · Aug 14

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 12h

oh god...

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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 1d

Free Palestine 🍉

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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 23h

the plot of code veronica is that blondes are evil

dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 23h

why was she immediately like "you're wrong about my brother" when he just said he hoped he'd come over

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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 23h

"ok time to go back to the palace to save my game"

suspicious blonde man:

a man in a suit and tie is standing with his arms outstretched .

Alt: guy in suit slideshow

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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 23h

fell for the iron statue jumpscare

a man in a hospital gown is laying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask on his face .

Alt: markiplier crushed by giant sphere

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Himbo Blacksmith🇿🇦🇮🇹 @himboblacksmith.bsky.social · 1d

The tank's role is to draw aggro

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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aj 🧃lyse’s wife @lalafellss.bsky.social · 2d

EXARCH STORY

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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 1d

ffxiv's spiritually a cape comic because the writers constantly change (for better or worse)

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Mediocre Indigo @mediocreindigo.bsky.social · 1d

Every other monster collector series: Our mascot character shall be cute and friendly-looking so that we can easily make it into toys and sell them.

Fossil Fighters:

Doorbell camera image of a tyrannosaurid dinosaur at night

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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 1d

"also let's put two in the same room"

dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 1d

"yeah let's design an enemy that can reach across the whole room to hit you in the game where you move like a guy failing his sobriety test"

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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 1d

i've come to the conclusion that capcom devs are evil

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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 2d

y'shtola realizing she sees runar as family and ending up with zero

a man with a beard wearing a helmet and a collar that says " purple heart "

Alt: jetstream sam thinking

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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 2d

i'm mostly indifferent to him but i get annoyed any time they try to push the romance thing because he has basically nothing else going on outside of that

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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 2d

they want us to like runar so bad 💀

aj 🧃lyse’s wife @lalafellss.bsky.social · 2d

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aj 🧃lyse’s wife @lalafellss.bsky.social · 2d

Y’shtola’s story!

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