small hot chair appendix
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OJ she/they. assorted creative ventures. way too excitable. former piece of shit.
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Close enough... Welcome back, Laura Palmer.
I finally finished something that took me 4 days now it's time for a nice relaxing two other projects I need to work on also
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I finally finished something that took me 4 days now it's time for a nice relaxing two other projects I need to work on also
They should invent a floorboard radiator that doesn't sound like someone throwing rocks at your window or trying to break through the screen all night idk
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 AM
They should invent a floorboard radiator that doesn't sound like someone throwing rocks at your window or trying to break through the screen all night idk
idk if it's medically advisable to watch 2 Dominic Sessa Christmas movies in a 24 hour period.
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
idk if it's medically advisable to watch 2 Dominic Sessa Christmas movies in a 24 hour period.
New England (derogatory)
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
New England (derogatory)
a lot of ppl have been approaching me at work acting all weird saying "you look like a girl I knew in the 70s" which means they either think I'm a time traveling teenager or i'm in my 60s.
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
a lot of ppl have been approaching me at work acting all weird saying "you look like a girl I knew in the 70s" which means they either think I'm a time traveling teenager or i'm in my 60s.
Obsessed w this house I'm working on rn. Just straight up original gorgeous woodwork and old lamps. But then broken glass and I am POSITIVE whatever is behind that door has nothing to do with ping pong and I'm not about to find out.
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Obsessed w this house I'm working on rn. Just straight up original gorgeous woodwork and old lamps. But then broken glass and I am POSITIVE whatever is behind that door has nothing to do with ping pong and I'm not about to find out.
One of the biggest perks of a fresh sheet of snow is you can tell if anyone's been on your property in the middle of the night
December 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
One of the biggest perks of a fresh sheet of snow is you can tell if anyone's been on your property in the middle of the night
Biblically accurate self portrait probably.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Biblically accurate self portrait probably.
Trying to make dumb little ChairCo designs on my tablet to keep my brain busy but the only line that is wedged into my brain on repeat is about not edging lmfaoo
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Trying to make dumb little ChairCo designs on my tablet to keep my brain busy but the only line that is wedged into my brain on repeat is about not edging lmfaoo
Update I'm pretty sure this is the guy who eventually got them to stop cutting my hours ? ?
Shout out to the guy at the store who was so into my mime costume he gave me the keys to the building when I pretended to be trying to open a locked door.
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Update I'm pretty sure this is the guy who eventually got them to stop cutting my hours ? ?
wondering when the curtains are going to open and how ripe the tomatoes will be
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
wondering when the curtains are going to open and how ripe the tomatoes will be
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Gotta gotta make something everything got snow day canceled today and my brain's already halfway to The Shining
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Gotta gotta make something everything got snow day canceled today and my brain's already halfway to The Shining
"Snow?! In New England?! In December?!" me, absolutely shocked for some reason, every time it happens
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"Snow?! In New England?! In December?!" me, absolutely shocked for some reason, every time it happens
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Accidentally encountered the Black Lodge IRL and now I'm severely traumatized amen
June 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Accidentally encountered the Black Lodge IRL and now I'm severely traumatized amen
I just realized I straight up blacked out like 5 minutes of The Chair Company last night cause the shed scene zapped my nervous system lmaoo
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I just realized I straight up blacked out like 5 minutes of The Chair Company last night cause the shed scene zapped my nervous system lmaoo
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WAOW 1 month off nicotinaa
I'm so good and cool actually
I'm so good and cool actually
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
WAOW 1 month off nicotinaa
I'm so good and cool actually
I'm so good and cool actually
I thought we had mutually agreed not to have over 6 inches of snow until I could afford new tires!
🚨 Winter Storm Watch issued December 1 at 1:00AM EST until December 3 at 1:00AM EST by NWS Gray ME 🚨
Additional Details Here.
Additional Details Here.
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I thought we had mutually agreed not to have over 6 inches of snow until I could afford new tires!
Legit respectful casting speculative question. Do you think they had him cry in the audition to make sure he was a pretty cry-er?
(Paul Giamatti's voice echoes through my head calling me a hormonal vulgarian)
(Paul Giamatti's voice echoes through my head calling me a hormonal vulgarian)
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Legit respectful casting speculative question. Do you think they had him cry in the audition to make sure he was a pretty cry-er?
(Paul Giamatti's voice echoes through my head calling me a hormonal vulgarian)
(Paul Giamatti's voice echoes through my head calling me a hormonal vulgarian)
Great work @ The Chair Company crew. wtf did you just do to us?? (affectionate)
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Great work @ The Chair Company crew. wtf did you just do to us?? (affectionate)
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![Tim Robinson as Ron Trosper in the show The Chair Company staring eyes wide while the camera pans close into his face and there’s screaming going on in the background [screaming] is written in closed captions](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ug6mvahjrlektzkit5pqr4oz/bafkreigdgannchiwq4xwx3lkhpwo7wyon3pg767yyuk7ltoylqyudua6hy@jpeg)
![outgoing text: Bro I'm freaking out at the Chair Co finale legit recreating an actual specific trauma moment from my life this spring I don't care how insane that sounds Imao
incoming text: jesus are we talking about that time when [redacted] went freak-mode (negative) at you in a shed?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:67wli5qobrllanb3vulmxfsk/bafkreigufvtrw3i4acmebira3uihwvadgxwxqyoiif4fl75fqeidpluz5a@jpeg)