Been a weird one

I'll keep an eye out next time I'm there 😰

😏 explains the complexion doesn't it

It is fun to be like "you are thinking of [my mom's name]" and freak them out but then have to explain that I am not her and it is 2025. Then it starts freaking me and my coworkers out. I guess I just don't have iPhone face?

Same. I always just end up convincing myself I don't need anything and then I leave a store with nothing and wonder why I have no food lmao

The stereotype about women loving to shop stems from the fact that they're the only ones willing to actually put in effort to do it when it needs to be done, based on my experience in retail lol.

Oh shiiit

Absolutely drowning in wendussy

Good. Nothing unusual

Through the power of extreme neuroticism, Procreate and imagination - anything is possible!

Bring back ergot girls nite

Naked women all over my yard!

Crossing my fingers that Santa knows what you want!
My stuff's weirdo usually but everything but the straight up photography is Procreate mostly, if you want to check it out but no pressure!🪑❤️‍🔥 I want to know how you like procreate if you decide to give it a shot! www.instagram.com/obliviajean

Honestly, fair. I was super afraid of any surveillance or anything for a long time because I did NOT want to know if anything unsettling was going on. I still don't really want to, but a lack of human prints is a relief in the morning lol

It depends! I usually work with layers ermn especially since I got more into weird collage stuff. But the oil and turpentine brushes that come with procreate are super cool + blend like they actually would on canvas with other elements in the layer!! So I usually just start with a base prime color

Some days you're the disco Gumby hangin with Pokey and some days you're Jungian shadow self Gumby with Pokey holding the light. Just depends on what position you wake up in.

That's what hung me up when I tried it. Procreate has been very good to me!

It was recommended to me. I've heard good Adobe things and I use Lightroom for my photography sometimes but Procreate is just so free and easy lol. It's worked great for me, I couldn't figure out how to work Illustrator. Maybe if I had better technology equipment I'd give it a shot

Ironically have a series of weird Gumbys from strange moments in my life lmao