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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 8h

WTF MTG. WTF.

Has she been body swapped or has the rest of the GOP become so batshit crazy that she suddenly seems to be the adult in the room?

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 11h

Well I'm certainly not going to search, from this day on I will never think of him again

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 11h

If anywhere is defending him it'll be over there

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 11h

The Gospel according to Puke

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Witkoff, flanked by Jared and Ivanka in Tel Aviv, says "may god bless Donald J Trump, the greatest president the world has ever seen"

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 11h

The Gospel according to Puke

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 11h

I was genuinely shocked when I heard he died, I assumed he wouldn't have lasted days after sentencing and I forgot about him immediately. What a vile sick person. Hell is too good for him

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 13h

Is it just me? I really enjoyed it

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 13h

‘Peacemaker’ S2 finale is now at 6.9 on IMDb

The lowest-rated episode in the series

Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 13h

They actually think he looks like he died 14 years ago

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 14h

I assume we can celebrate the Ian Watkins news without getting banned?

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 15h

Wait until they find out what jacket potatoes are made of

jon rosenburger @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 16h

They're spinning this as a marketing fail but I think the real story is just that people are stupid as fucking rocks now fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...

Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune

New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.

fortune.com

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 17h

directed otherwise by your leadership. Additionally please save this email and its attachments or forward them to a personal email address for your records.

Leadership of the HHS appreciates your service"

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 17h

This RIF does not reflect on your service, performance, or conduct. It is being taken solely for the reasons stated in the memorandum.

After you receive this notice you will be placed on administrative leave and will no longer have building access beginning Friday 10th October, unless

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 17h

Science is one of those Democrat things apparently

Alt: Image is screenshot of email reading "I regret to inform you that you are being affected by a reduction in force (RIF) action. Please find attached a notice of memorandum explaining the RIF and next steps.

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Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 17h

Keep your bags out the aisle so the stewards can get by on their roller skates

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

Nearly did a Trump

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Brian Hiatt @hiattb.bsky.social · 1d

A little moment in my newest James Gunn interview www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

The Nobel Piece of Sh!t Prize

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

You could genuinely just show him an AI generated video of him receiving the Nobel Peace Prize while someone ceremoniously crushes Obama's in the background and that would put an end to the whole charade

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

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✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 11d

🗣️THIS is the message!!

Brava, Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social!!

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

"Seal Team 6 ready to deploy and get you that Peace Prize Sir"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

Have watched countless times and it never fails to make my day better

👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 1d

As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.

Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica

youtu.be

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

Like a participation medal

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

Just give him a cheap shiny trophy and a big mac and tell him he won

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

But also "AMERICA FIRST!"

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Perrins Nose - (David) @perrinsnose.bsky.social · 1d

10 hour days? Haven't they unionized yet?