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Deogie @deogie.bsky.social · May 2

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Deogie @deogie.bsky.social · May 7

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pervis @pervis.bsky.social · Dec 28

Pervis: LIFE SO ISN'T BAD! -WHEN YOU ARE VERY HANDSOME! RIGHT HANDSOME CARLOS?
*carlos weeps*
C...CARLOS?

pervis @pervis.bsky.social · Dec 5

Pervis in bed looking at phone: IT IS BEDTIME!

*Pervis drops phone on face* SMAK
Phone angrily! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HIT YOU AGAIN IF YOU DON'T GO TO SLEEP IN TEN SECONDS

pervis @pervis.bsky.social · Nov 26

Pervis, in an awesome dream: THIS DREAM IS AWESOME!
*Waking up*JuST GOTTA Go USE THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK
*Getting back in bed* ALRIGHT, LET'S GET BACK IN THERE
*Int a completely different dream that sucks*
Satan yells at Pervis, who is UPSET: BLEHH WELCOME TO HELL!...YOURE... HEY...UH. YOU DOIN ALRIGHT?

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pervis @pervis.bsky.social · Nov 25

Pervis: IT'S SO HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS AS AN ADULT!
Stranger: I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND!
Pervis: EW!
Pervis, alone, eating a burger: THAT WEIRDO RUINED MY DAY!

pervis @pervis.bsky.social · Nov 25

Pervis: IT'S SO HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS AS AN ADULT!
Stranger: I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND!
Pervis: EW!
Pervis, alone, eating a burger: THAT WEIRDO RUINED MY DAY!

pervis @pervis.bsky.social · Nov 21

Guy, to Pervis: WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START DATING AGAIN ?? AREN'T YOU SUPER LONELY?
*Pervis enters his house, happy*
*Pervis, Deogie, and Uncle all snuggle on couch*

pervis @pervis.bsky.social · Nov 20

Pervis: THIS WEBPAGE IS TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD!
*Pervis clicks refresh button the same instant the page loads* CLICK
*Pervis's spirit departs the body*

pervis @pervis.bsky.social · Nov 18

Pervis:I AM RIDING IN A CAR WITH MY FATHER!
Pervis:I JUST NEED TO TURN THE LIGHT ON FOR A SECOND!
Pervis's father: SO HOW THIS IS IT ENDS.
*Car flies off cliff*

pervis @pervis.bsky.social · Nov 17

PERVIS: BOSS MAKES 800x AS MUCH AS I DO!! ARE THEY DOING 800x THE WORK?! BOSS!! OPEN UP!!
*BOSS, BRAIN HOOKED UP TO 800 COMPUTERS*: P...PERVIS... KKILL.... ME

pervis @pervis.bsky.social · Nov 17

Pervis:I'M GONNA PLAY AS AN EVIL GUY!
Game: PET DOG?
*Pervis selects No* DOG IS SAD.
Sanitation worker:I'M NOT GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE GARBAGE TRUCK
Pervis: DO IT