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Pervis: LIFE SO ISN'T BAD! -WHEN YOU ARE VERY HANDSOME! RIGHT HANDSOME CARLOS? *carlos weeps* C...CARLOS?
December 28, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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Pervis in bed looking at phone: IT IS BEDTIME! *Pervis drops phone on face* SMAK Phone angrily! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HIT YOU AGAIN IF YOU DON'T GO TO SLEEP IN TEN SECONDS
December 5, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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Pervis, in an awesome dream: THIS DREAM IS AWESOME! *Waking up*JuST GOTTA Go USE THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK *Getting back in bed* ALRIGHT, LET'S GET BACK IN THERE *Int a completely different dream that sucks* Satan yells at Pervis, who is UPSET: BLEHH WELCOME TO HELL!...YOURE... HEY...UH. YOU DOIN ALRIGHT?
November 26, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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Pervis: IT'S SO HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS AS AN ADULT! Stranger: I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND! Pervis: EW! Pervis, alone, eating a burger: THAT WEIRDO RUINED MY DAY!
November 25, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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Guy, to Pervis: WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START DATING AGAIN ?? AREN'T YOU SUPER LONELY? *Pervis enters his house, happy* *Pervis, Deogie, and Uncle all snuggle on couch*
November 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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Pervis: THIS WEBPAGE IS TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD! *Pervis clicks refresh button the same instant the page loads* CLICK *Pervis's spirit departs the body*
November 20, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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Pervis:I AM RIDING IN A CAR WITH MY FATHER! Pervis:I JUST NEED TO TURN THE LIGHT ON FOR A SECOND! Pervis's father: SO HOW THIS IS IT ENDS. *Car flies off cliff*
November 18, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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PERVIS: BOSS MAKES 800x AS MUCH AS I DO!! ARE THEY DOING 800x THE WORK?! BOSS!! OPEN UP!! *BOSS, BRAIN HOOKED UP TO 800 COMPUTERS*: P...PERVIS... KKILL.... ME
November 17, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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Pervis:I'M GONNA PLAY AS AN EVIL GUY! Game: PET DOG? *Pervis selects No* DOG IS SAD. Sanitation worker:I'M NOT GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE GARBAGE TRUCK Pervis: DO IT
November 17, 2024 at 4:25 AM