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Peter Feature '26 🏳️‍🌈
@petephilip.bsky.social
In to equality, travel, gay stuff, neurodiversity, relaxing, old films (no, older than that), caffeine, meaningful connections, purposeful existence, hugs aplenty. 💁 (He/him). Cat dad. 🐈

📍 West Mids, UK
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Hello gorgeous new followers.

Just some housekeeping. Love that you like my updates enough to follow. I'm here for laughs, chat and pals, so will follow back based on interaction.

Feel free to say hi!

I don't bite unless requested. 😘
They say romance is dead..... Because it is. 😂

I've noticed this with SO many couples... Their partners are a commodity, it's not about the quality of the relationship, it's about the quality of the image they're portraying to the outside world. Fascinating.

theconversation.com/how-husbands...
How husbands and wives try to find a balance between beauty and status – new research
Men and women may now be as equally likely to match their attractiveness to their spouses’ income.
theconversation.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
My months-long shitty-ass mood rumbles on...

...when therapy is unaffordable, how does one manage one's anger...?

Tealeaf has fired me as a client and I'm told that smashing things with hammers is anti-social, so 🤷🏼‍♂️😂
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Jesus. When will this perpetual greyness end?

What, am I in a northern crime drama?!
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Farage was banging on about Turkish barbers, so these lads in Glasgow did this.

It's in Dumbarton Road, if you fancy a trim.
February 7, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Should I just shave the noggin and go full egg....?

#Fivehead
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
For the love of God... Please someone hold a gun to my head and make me do some work.
February 7, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Hey! If you can, help out a fellow gay. Made homeless for his identity.... An experience way too familiar.

Good luck ien x
Please share 🚨 It’s 19 degrees outside and I’m homeless. I’ve been begging for a while now, just hoping for a miracle to get me out of this cold. I’m trying to raise $100 for a hotel room so I don’t have to freeze tonight. Any help or even a share means everything. allmylinks.com/ienbean
February 7, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Morning beauts 😘

Skeeting you live from my embodiment of the 'Me' gay category 💁🏼‍♂️
I’m literally the ‘ME’ person. 🤭
February 7, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Reposted by Peter Feature '26 🏳️‍🌈
In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Really feel there's a gap in the market for a YouTube show where a camp acting coach reacts to clips of politicians denying wrongdoing...

"Wes, girl, that shock face is for a different scene... you've failed the Meryl test."
February 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I'm gradually gonna be ditching meta and weaving my over to I scrolled. Feel free to find me there too.
share.upscrolled.com/en/user/dded...
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Follow ⁦@peterfeature⁩ on ⁦UpScrolled⁩
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February 6, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Reposted by Peter Feature '26 🏳️‍🌈
Avery Mann, 35, who sources claim learned the aforementioned lesson “the hard way”, is said to have purchased the cursed product in a subsequently failed bid to feel like an ancient Egyptian queen.

Full orifice-clogging article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/149159...
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Anyhoo. Morning beauts. 😘

Quite a challenge when I'm literally without a car for the next week and the only other option is do my fucking dissertation 😂

Come over, let's do gay stuff.
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 AM
What a pathetic little botfly larvae. 😂
February 6, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Internal voice 1: So, Pete, how's the menty H doing with your reduced social media time?

Internal voice 2: Um so-so, I guess. It's ok. I'm killing time by learning about Schopenhauer's philosophy of pessimism.

Internal voice 1: The fuck is wrong with you man?!
February 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Morgan McSweeney and Keir Starmer right now.
February 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I know gays like this 😬😂
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Bloke had to take a firm grasp of my shaft as I rushed the car to the car hospital today...
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Hey beauts - do me a solid, and help my buddy out. 🥹
Hey dolls!

Can you help me?🧵1/6

This is difficult for me to share.

In 2020 my mum died, one of the hardest decisions I made at the time was pawning some of the jewellery she left me.

Simply to help with costs of her funeral!

gofund.me/ce6e98b0a
Donate to Please Help Me To Recover What Mum Left Me!, organized by Andy M
Hi my name is Andy! My mum passed away in 2020. At the time, I paw… Andy M needs your support for Please Help Me To Recover What Mum Left Me!
gofund.me
February 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Also, sadly, Liverpool adventure is over, and I'm back in lovely Shropshire to finish my assignments and figure out my next move.
February 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I was taking a little break from the social media... I've been in a supremely pissy mood since Christmas, and haven't felt particularly participatory, so I withdrew for a bit rather than using this place to smear virtual shit on the virtual walls to assuage my disgruntlement. 😂

Hope you're all good
*Takes dust covers off the bluesky furniture and opens the shutters*

'....there was much lively chatter amongst the villagers that Pete was back in residence and had not in fact died, as has been suspected, and had not tragically become sustenance for stray cats...'
February 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
*Takes dust covers off the bluesky furniture and opens the shutters*

'....there was much lively chatter amongst the villagers that Pete was back in residence and had not in fact died, as has been suspected, and had not tragically become sustenance for stray cats...'
February 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
So, I spend most of my existence reluctantly clinging to life by a very frayed emotional thread... Particularly these days...

...if I go to see Hamnet, will that thread break completely?

🫣
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM