Peter Fenton
@peterfent.bsky.social
Playwright. Screenwriter. Occasional Bartender.
All I’d ever want is more time.
🎬🎭 🎞️🦈🏳️🌈
Next: I THINK WE'RE LOST with @pierplayers 🏴☠️🧚🏿♀️✨
www.byPeterFenton.com
All I’d ever want is more time.
🎬🎭 🎞️🦈🏳️🌈
Next: I THINK WE'RE LOST with @pierplayers 🏴☠️🧚🏿♀️✨
www.byPeterFenton.com
Maybe don’t let me write your valentines?
February 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Maybe don’t let me write your valentines?
Thinking about that time when I was a customer service rep speaking to someone named Nina and I accidentally said “thank you so much for calling, NeeNee”
and I then immediately hung up 🫠
and I then immediately hung up 🫠
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Thinking about that time when I was a customer service rep speaking to someone named Nina and I accidentally said “thank you so much for calling, NeeNee”
and I then immediately hung up 🫠
and I then immediately hung up 🫠
The light at the end of the tunnel isn’t always a good thing.
Because sometimes it’s a freight train.
🚊
Because sometimes it’s a freight train.
🚊
February 8, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The light at the end of the tunnel isn’t always a good thing.
Because sometimes it’s a freight train.
🚊
Because sometimes it’s a freight train.
🚊
I love my life and also I wouldn’t wish it on anybody 💙
January 27, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I love my life and also I wouldn’t wish it on anybody 💙
Now that you mention it, I am in fact afraid of Virginia Woolf
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Now that you mention it, I am in fact afraid of Virginia Woolf
I'm in the cast of a musical right now for the first time since high school. We're in rehearsal now and wow, (A) singing, dancing, and acting all at once is a lot of things and (B) I can let myself have so much more fun now that I'm comfortable in my body and masculinity
January 25, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I'm in the cast of a musical right now for the first time since high school. We're in rehearsal now and wow, (A) singing, dancing, and acting all at once is a lot of things and (B) I can let myself have so much more fun now that I'm comfortable in my body and masculinity
I recently got active on TikTok, which has led to the same content also being shared to YouTube! Quite proud of this one 🤣 youtube.com/shorts/s5H9m...
Opposite musical titles #theatrekid #broadway
YouTube video by Peter Fenton
youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I recently got active on TikTok, which has led to the same content also being shared to YouTube! Quite proud of this one 🤣 youtube.com/shorts/s5H9m...
Let’s go Philly! I THINK WE’RE LOST runs April 10-19 at Theatre Exile, produced by Pier Players. It’s my unhinged young adult dark comedy retelling of the Peter Pan story.
Tickets are live now! www.ticketleap.events/tickets/pier...
Tickets are live now! www.ticketleap.events/tickets/pier...
January 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Let’s go Philly! I THINK WE’RE LOST runs April 10-19 at Theatre Exile, produced by Pier Players. It’s my unhinged young adult dark comedy retelling of the Peter Pan story.
Tickets are live now! www.ticketleap.events/tickets/pier...
Tickets are live now! www.ticketleap.events/tickets/pier...
I’m so glad I didn’t become famous before my frontal lobe developed.
I mean, I’m still not famous but now I’m ready if it happens 🤦🏻♂️🤣
I mean, I’m still not famous but now I’m ready if it happens 🤦🏻♂️🤣
January 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I’m so glad I didn’t become famous before my frontal lobe developed.
I mean, I’m still not famous but now I’m ready if it happens 🤦🏻♂️🤣
I mean, I’m still not famous but now I’m ready if it happens 🤦🏻♂️🤣
So there's a 3 in the front digit of my age, but this week I decided to get active on TikTok. And because there's a 3 in the front digit of my age, I wrote a blog post about it www.bypeterfenton.com/post/tiktok
So You Remember 9/11 But Also Want to Get Active on TikTok...
So I caved. I have a TikTok now.I guess it’s not exactly “new”, I opened the account a couple years ago, but I never really did anything with it. It’s an interesting moment in the life of a Gen X-er o...
www.bypeterfenton.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
So there's a 3 in the front digit of my age, but this week I decided to get active on TikTok. And because there's a 3 in the front digit of my age, I wrote a blog post about it www.bypeterfenton.com/post/tiktok
Better late than never, I guess? This millennial has a TikTok now www.tiktok.com/@peterfent/v...
One of the best ways to build community at a party is to get on the dance floor by yourself—if you’re dancing long enough, people will join you and then suddenly everyone’s having a great time! 🕺🏽💃🏻 M...
TikTok video by Peter Fenton
www.tiktok.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Better late than never, I guess? This millennial has a TikTok now www.tiktok.com/@peterfent/v...
All right my friends! I officially have a new website now! 🔥 www.byPeterFenton.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
All right my friends! I officially have a new website now! 🔥 www.byPeterFenton.com
My new website is coming together quite nicely! Still a few more things to populate before I can launch but I’m feeling like it accurately captures my voice and brand right now
January 7, 2026 at 5:48 PM
My new website is coming together quite nicely! Still a few more things to populate before I can launch but I’m feeling like it accurately captures my voice and brand right now
Reposted by Peter Fenton
my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
Did my first musical theater audition as an actor for the first time in 13 years and didn’t royally screw anything up and also didn’t cry so no matter what I’m unequivocally counting this as a win 😉👏🏻
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Did my first musical theater audition as an actor for the first time in 13 years and didn’t royally screw anything up and also didn’t cry so no matter what I’m unequivocally counting this as a win 😉👏🏻
new website in progress 👀
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
new website in progress 👀
I never got into my college's literary magazine. Eight semesters, eight rejections.
Almost nine years later, yesterday, I signed two agreements for short pieces of mine to be included in a nationwide anthology.
Almost nine years later, yesterday, I signed two agreements for short pieces of mine to be included in a nationwide anthology.
January 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I never got into my college's literary magazine. Eight semesters, eight rejections.
Almost nine years later, yesterday, I signed two agreements for short pieces of mine to be included in a nationwide anthology.
Almost nine years later, yesterday, I signed two agreements for short pieces of mine to be included in a nationwide anthology.
Crispus Attucks is objectively the coolest name in American history
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Crispus Attucks is objectively the coolest name in American history
I hope they call the prequel Strange Things
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I hope they call the prequel Strange Things
gonna slather my French fries in vodka
and we’ll call it Vladimir Poutine
and we’ll call it Vladimir Poutine
December 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
gonna slather my French fries in vodka
and we’ll call it Vladimir Poutine
and we’ll call it Vladimir Poutine
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December 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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It’s body wash!
It’s shampoo!
It’s conditioner!
It’s face wash!
It’s antiperspirant!
It’s motor oil!
It’s a double IPA!
It’s your father’s approval!
It’s war paint!
It’s body wash!
It’s shampoo!
It’s conditioner!
It’s face wash!
It’s antiperspirant!
It’s motor oil!
It’s a double IPA!
It’s your father’s approval!
It’s war paint!
My favorite part of Beauty and the Beast is when the wardrobe just straight up murders a guy
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My favorite part of Beauty and the Beast is when the wardrobe just straight up murders a guy
Colors of the Wind deserved a better movie
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Colors of the Wind deserved a better movie
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a freight train
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a freight train
Cindy Lou Who is actually short for Cynthia Louise Whomsoever
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Cindy Lou Who is actually short for Cynthia Louise Whomsoever