Pete Turton
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A walking cloud of portable darkness. Eurovision, paddle boarding, appalling clarinet playing.
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It’s here! The 2025 Eurovision voting book is out!

37 pages to judge all the songs before the contest

Semi final pages including the auto qualifiers

Grand final pages to judge the last 26 finalists

Scoreboards and top 10s for each show

Available on Amazon:

amzn.eu/d/2tQB0p6

#eurovision
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I for one can’t wait for a flurry of 26 minute YouTube videos wildly speculating on everything from what will happen at the EBU general assembly, all the way to what coffee they’ll serve at the pre-discussion break #eurovision
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Meanwhile in Spain (and courtesy of ESCtoday), I bet the Yugoslav ‘89 entry wasn’t rude to a TVE exec producer
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Christ I am old and tired, two nights out in a row and I want to just sleep and/or cry
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Amazing to see two sides of the human psyche last night, a former winner now bitter and bored and a former non-qualifier being relentlessly chirpy.

Or maybe one grows into the other eventually
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Pretty much exactly that
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I think Dean did a great job of holding it together
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The worst thing is she tricked us into applauding terrible ideas

“You know; they should bring back live backing singers, and bring back the live band!”

*crowd applauses*

Mid applause “and stop sending men in dresses!”

*applause dies and we all feel cheated*
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Right as if she couldn’t be any worse this morning Sandra Kim had her feet on the seats at the hotel breakfast buffet
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I’ve just seen Sandra Kim doing her warm up exercises and I swear to god that was the oddest three minutes of life to be next to
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I mean what the fuck was that? That was deeply unpleasant
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Sandra has just tapped her microphone against her own leg whilst other people were talking, she’s like a bored child
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Lads if you aren’t at Eurobash, I reckon Sandra Kim is about 10 minutes away from saying something terrible
peteturton85.bsky.social
Sandra has just tapped her microphone against her own leg whilst other people were talking, she’s like a bored child
peteturton85.bsky.social
Lads if you aren’t at Eurobash, I reckon Sandra Kim is about 10 minutes away from saying something terrible
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Emmy is basically a walking ASMR machine #eurobash
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Lads if you aren’t at Eurobash, I reckon Sandra Kim is about 10 minutes away from saying something terrible
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Lee Smithurst looks like when the person on Jeremy Kyle drags his chair away from the guests
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Sandra Kim’s brought her handbag on stage like she needs to make a quick exit #eurovision #eurobash
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Let’s go Bash some Euro geography teacher style
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Let’s go Bash some Euro geography teacher style
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I think I’m wearing the shirt I wore on the interview if you want to recreate the STV studios over the rover
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Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack.

Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia.

Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.
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This this this and this.
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Cornish pasty and a red bull
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All rise (if able) for the official anthem of Eurobash….
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It’s telling the Fiona Bruce has said “no one knows about the Welsh reform bribery story” is a testament to media’s lack of coverage #questiontime