Pete Turton
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Pete Turton
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A walking cloud of portable darkness.
Eurovision, paddle boarding, appalling clarinet playing.
I got told off for making jokes on a sad day.
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
He tied a vote on the new rules to a referendum on Israel and says that’s “overwhelming belief” the guy should be a politician
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Lovely stuff
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’m just glad my resident week in work ended this evening
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The amount of Facebook parent advice that ends in “put a tumbler on it!”

Dr Hilary Jones has a lot to answer for
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
But it’s true isn’t it

Rings 111 - got a sore throat

Are you struggling to breathe

Well I have COPD so I am breathless

GO TO ED YOUR THROAT IS CLOSING OVER
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is it for me too. The war is hideous, but I can base my thoughts on how they’ve manipulated the voting/behaved in Malmo and exclude them on that basis
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
“Working people are going to have a give a little more”. That the sentence we remember pal.
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM