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@petitechose.bsky.social
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Mulher gentil que fala francês gosta de cozinhar
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petitechose.bsky.social
Não tem 6 palavras mas foda-se

Bee gees - New York Mining Disaster 1941
waiterich.bsky.social Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 9h
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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supernintendo.bsky.social
wint @dril in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that ¡ "Dont know" what pringles are constitutes Heroism
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
petitechose.bsky.social
Toma distraída
chadbourn.bsky.social Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 13h
The French are taking none of Musk’s bullshit.
French Response * @FrenchResponse X.com Investigating child sexual abuse material isn't controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn't fl in France. Elon Musk & X @elonmusk • 3h This is a political attack
February 4, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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davidlynchsworlds.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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gabrielsimoes.bsky.social
Marie Declercq @vieneinpace.bsky.social Sinceramente, eu considero qualquer pessoa com a cara toda harmonizada uma golpista em potencial 19:54.3 de fev.de 2026
February 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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noonechomsky.bsky.social
Ideia de livro ou filme: o retrato de Dorian Gray, mas na medida em que o Dorian vai se corrompendo moralmente, o retrato vai ficando cada vez mais harmonizado e com dentes de mentex
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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brubis.bsky.social
se as crianças do robox encontram o felca na rua
jairme.bsky.social Jairme @jairme.bsky.social · 13h
O final do filme Weapons
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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eumesma.bsky.social
Jesus depois de voltar do deserto
February 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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hellribeiro.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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thatericalper.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
petitechose.bsky.social
Eu cantava assim quando era criança
octa156.neocities.org jurídico fundação cacique cobra coral @octa156.neocities.org · Nov 19
E aí
Será que você volta?
Tudo à minha volta é triste
E aí, o amor pode acontecer
De novo pra você,
Alpiste
um passarinho em frente a um microfone
February 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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deborahleao.bsky.social
linguagem neutra é mais acessível do que parece

só não funciona pra quem acha que é ofensivo respeitar as escolhas de alguém
modernistacansada.bsky.social Modernista Cansada @modernistacansada.bsky.social · 18h
Porteiro do prédio em dúvida se o prof de violão da criança é ele ou ela, aí fala "tem uma pessoa chamada..."

(É ele, eu perguntei.)
February 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
petitechose.bsky.social
@guberto.bsky.social qual o teu?
February 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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baratela.bsky.social
curso projeção astral
módulo básico - seu quarto
módulo intermediário - uberlandia
módulo avançado - rio de janeiro (obrigatório ter feito o módulo complementar - armas, defesa e contra-ataque)
February 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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germana-fazgibi.bsky.social
O anseio feminino de ser seduzida por uma vampira lésbica
#sketch #art #BRArt
Uma vampira morde o pescoço de uma mulher. A vampira é uma mulher negra vestida de vermelho, a mulher sendo mordida é branca, loira e usa um vestido branco que está um pouco sujo de sangue
February 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
petitechose.bsky.social
Por isso minha sororidade com mulher hetero é limitada
larissajmar.bsky.social Larissa M. @larissajmar.bsky.social · 21h
duas coisas curiosas de perceber: Jonas mesmo sendo um bobalhão ainda tem uma horda de mulheres em sua defesa. mulheres que nunca nem sequer vão ver esse rapaz. muitas mulheres também tem um preconceito meio tosco com o floss por ele não ser um homem com masculinidade padrão
February 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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caitliwinx.bsky.social
I don’t have an OC but why is everyone NOT drawing their OC in this?
#artsky
Chappell Roan in that cute little Mugler nipple ring number from the Grammys
February 3, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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errant-signal.com
One of my favorite things about everyone lying about how Melania is great and super well received is that no one who is arguing that position has any idea how human beings think, talk, or behave so the stories they concoct are wild.
gopher33j.bsky.social Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 1d
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
A screenshot of a tweet by Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA), verified, posted about four hours earlier. The tweet claims he overheard several college women at an OrangeTheory gym talking about “Melania” after a workout. He writes that they admired the First Lady’s “class, humanity, and business acumen,” and includes quoted dialogue using slang like “Period sis” and “Slay queen,” saying they were surprised by her intelligence and talent. The tweet continues with a quote claiming the women said President Trump is a good husband and a gentleman and that the media lies about him. It concludes with the author asserting that the film he references has secured the female vote for the GOP in the midterms.
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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mateuscarvalho.bsky.social
O diálogo todo é transcedental
February 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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simply0bvious.bsky.social
ChatGPT, resuma em uma frase as teses de Freud.
ademare.bsky.social Lineuzinho @ademare.bsky.social · 1d
cs veem piroca em tudo
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
petitechose.bsky.social
[Voz do Raul Gil] IIIIIIH .... XIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
picklebee.bsky.social Beth 💜 @picklebee.bsky.social · 22h
Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.

What is she hiding?
@hehimta on twitter quote tweet update: jk rowling has somehow (despite maritime law) wiped over a decade of port logs/etc, her boat is completely delisted. strange behaviour. @hehimta on twitter oh tweet BREAKING A just watched in realtime as jk rowling's superyacht samsara was completely removed from marinetraffic and other services, not just AIS off; the entire vessel...
February 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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ars.deichator.ar
cheesecake com apenas dois ingredientes: cheese e cake
February 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
petitechose.bsky.social
Então foi ele o responsável pelo ensino gamificado???
lbyock.bsky.social Lila Byock @lbyock.bsky.social · 1d
Jeffrey Epstein was working to replace teachers with computers and subvert traditional education with video games. In case you needed further confirmation of the rot at the center of the EdTech industry.
Long email from Jeffrey Epstein to Bobby Kotick, dated May 3, 2013, in which he explicitly articulates a desire to replace teachers with computers, and to replace traditional education with video games. “We have to keep the boobs and guns and profit. You see how much money video games are making these days? Fuck educational reform. We need educational subversion!”
February 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
petitechose.bsky.social
MEU DEUS EU PRECISO VER
filmesefilmes.com Filmes & Filmes @filmesefilmes.com · 23h
Exibido no último Festival de Berlim, o filme acompanha Saira, uma princesa espacial lésbica e introvertida que precisa resgatar sua ex-namorada, Kiki, uma caçadora de recompensas por quem ainda é apaixonada.❤️🎬🏳️‍🌈
February 3, 2026 at 1:54 PM
petitechose.bsky.social
Eu acho muita graça de um querido que foi um dos primeiros a imigrar prá cá, bem antes mesmo da suspensão de 2024. Aí quando rolou a imigração em massa prá cá ele voltou pro Twitter 🤭
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM