Petrichor
@petrichor53.bsky.social
Drowning in Tacomas. 21. He/Him.
I'm a pathetic man in a number of ways.
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I'm a pathetic man in a number of ways.
Parannoul uses distortion to hide how boring his songs are.
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Parannoul uses distortion to hide how boring his songs are.
Mfs will look at you in your face at tell you that Skrillex isn't really dubstep.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Mfs will look at you in your face at tell you that Skrillex isn't really dubstep.
Idk everyone is always talking about the national debt. It's not like money is real.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Idk everyone is always talking about the national debt. It's not like money is real.
Geese are the American BCNR.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Geese are the American BCNR.
Was anticipating a review of Getting Killed in this month's Consumer Guide but I'll have to wait.
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Was anticipating a review of Getting Killed in this month's Consumer Guide but I'll have to wait.
Going on Hinge is like ingesting poison.
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Going on Hinge is like ingesting poison.
The best video game of all time probably isn't out yet.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The best video game of all time probably isn't out yet.
I love the sexual dimorphism of rainicorns.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I love the sexual dimorphism of rainicorns.
I remember tweeting a bunch during my last attempt at an Adventure Time watch through about how much I wasn't feeling season 2 and now I remember why I felt that way.
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I remember tweeting a bunch during my last attempt at an Adventure Time watch through about how much I wasn't feeling season 2 and now I remember why I felt that way.
Finn and Jake are a great duo. Finn is pretty weak but has a lot of spirit and drive, Jake is powerful but lazy. Together they're unstoppable.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Finn and Jake are a great duo. Finn is pretty weak but has a lot of spirit and drive, Jake is powerful but lazy. Together they're unstoppable.
Baloonerism being nominated for best rap album would've been so tacky.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Baloonerism being nominated for best rap album would've been so tacky.
I love having a bluesky nobody reads.
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I love having a bluesky nobody reads.
Schraffilas isn't on bluesky.
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Schraffilas isn't on bluesky.
Schaffrilas really has a grip on me, in a negative way.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Schaffrilas really has a grip on me, in a negative way.
Two kinds of musical fans, one that loves musicals, one that hates musicals.
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Two kinds of musical fans, one that loves musicals, one that hates musicals.
There's this puzzle YT Shorts channel that does these word cryptics and they always piss me off with their leaps of logic.
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
There's this puzzle YT Shorts channel that does these word cryptics and they always piss me off with their leaps of logic.
A lot of time when people online say they dislike a character they mean it on like, a personal level. Like they wouldn't be friends.
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
A lot of time when people online say they dislike a character they mean it on like, a personal level. Like they wouldn't be friends.
Feel extra celibate tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Feel extra celibate tonight.
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The Rizzler implies the existence of the Gizzler if we're going by Wu-Tang logic
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Rizzler implies the existence of the Gizzler if we're going by Wu-Tang logic
Elliott Smith, an underrated vocalist.
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Elliott Smith, an underrated vocalist.
99% of bubbles burst right before they achieve infinite growth forever.
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
99% of bubbles burst right before they achieve infinite growth forever.
This Tumblr post pisses me off.
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This Tumblr post pisses me off.