Matthew Petz
@petz.bsky.social
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matthewpetz.com I’ll figure out what else to put here at some point….
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You really think he knows he was President on Jan 6th? Cmon
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C’mon @nytimes.com — you can’t NOT have this be a connection 🦇
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If I could rent the new TRON tonight I probably would
petz.bsky.social
Just cruel and evil, and this all has to end now
longtimehistory.bsky.social
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas
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( she’s getting out in front of Epstein bomb )
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I cannot believe this game!!!!!! #alds #baseball
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It’s been amazing
petz.bsky.social
No automatic runners on second in extra innings is making this awesome #alds
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Playoff #baseball when you have no dog in the fight is awesome #ALDS
petz.bsky.social
He’s determined to juts destroy the economy by any means necessary. Bonus points for doing this after markets close. 🤦‍♂️
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I like him a lot — but when he was running around saying Flash was the greatest superhero movie he’d seen…we knew we should all temper our expectations with his hype
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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petz.bsky.social
I think the bigger story is the face Nathan Fielder pulls trying to catch it
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seantcollins.com
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
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thedailyshow.com
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
petz.bsky.social
I know you need to post this — you might even be an intern, maybe it’s automated … it’s probably automated
But still…
petz.bsky.social
New @procreate.com update is like Christmas and New Years rolled into one. I’m drunk on new brushes and I can barely contain my excitement
petz.bsky.social
My head canon is he’s Vandal
Savage. Living forever and pretending to be these weirdos
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This video isn’t serious…
petz.bsky.social
Finally watched #Weapons

Haven’t seen something go so off the rails in a long time. Had my mouth open and eyes wide for about have the movie

Unbelievable
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Also — the an AI version of him. Which is…weird
petz.bsky.social
30 bucks for a Marvel Legends figure is bananas