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I’ll figure out what else to put here at some point….
“What’s your last name”?
“…Batman”

Is one of the most hilarious moments of 2025
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I juts had the newest episode of Plur1bus spoiled and I’m so angry but so excited to watch it
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Shaheen is retiring; Virginia is solid enough Blue territory that Kaine shld be replaced by a Democrat who is serious about preserving American democracy.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I forgot what it’s like to have an election and feel excited and hopeful.
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
TURN THE VOLUME UP
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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soon to be illegal in Canada 😒

anyway...

youtu.be/3zZ5uDSBATo
Dead Cross + Jello Biafra "Nazi Trumps Fuck Off"
YouTube video by Ipecac Recordings
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m a genius

#Wordle 1,589 2/6

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October 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Honestly I’m very happy for Donnie Baseball #toronto
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Me Softee is still driving around my neighborhood — it’s late October! #icecream #brooklyn
October 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
These moderators are awful. Woof #nycmayor
October 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Growing up in NY, Curtis Silwa was this oddball background character and seeing him in a Mayoral debate is embarrassing
October 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
C’mon @nytimes.com — you can’t NOT have this be a connection 🦇
October 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
If I could rent the new TRON tonight I probably would
October 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Just cruel and evil, and this all has to end now
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas
October 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I cannot believe this game!!!!!! #alds #baseball
October 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
No automatic runners on second in extra innings is making this awesome #alds
October 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Playoff #baseball when you have no dog in the fight is awesome #ALDS
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM