feel like using hashtags is painfully corporate, but want to get this out a little farther: we want contributors. zine #2 launches late feb; send to print early Feb. send us some pitches! #pittsburgh #pgh #yinzer #steelers #letsgopens #letsgobucs

it's cool though because you can also go axe-throwing and eat overpriced bar food instead of paying attention

ted allen: tell us about your dish

pittsburgh chef: i've prepared for you my take on a smoked ahi poke bowl, with pickled vegetables and a spicy blackberry and soy sauce reduction on the side

geoffrey zakarian: ...smothered in french fries

pc: yes, chef

gz: ...again

pc: that's correct, chef

THE CHALLENGE — PITTSBURGH flashes on the screen. host jeff reed barrels down the ohio on a jetski to raucous cheers and immediately gets a dui. production is suspended indefinitely.

tough (delicious?) break

happy to see geno is still playing for something that matters

you just can't compete with parking royalty like that

Alcoholic Father Granted Posthumous Sainthood By Catholic Family

Court sources report the defendant intends to appeal for a "much lighter sentence" of death.

my buddy tried this one time when he got his first underage