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Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 11h

Just your average breakfast of bear carcass and Methaline Blue™️

Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 21h

I love coming home from work. My children always react as though I’m an A list celebrity doing a surprise cameo on a sitcom.

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Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 7d

His whole “family” is just him in various wigs and makeup ala the Klumps.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 7d

trying to explain how THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS is an interesting exploration of class, racism and inequality to my wife.

“so it’s not about cannibals?”

“oh no, to be clear there ARE cannibals in this film”

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Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 8d

Christmas Adventurers

a man in a suit and tie is brushing his teeth with a toothbrush

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is brushing his teeth with a toothbrush

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Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 8d

Same thing happened to my wife and I tonight. And agreed.

Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 14d

I love the story of him having his kids and their friends all positioned on a ladder so he could take a high angle photo from a 2nd story window to use as his reference for The Goonies poster :)

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Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 15d

This closeted dude has never said anything with a “straight” face

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Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 15d

I want to hear the pitches they didn’t go with.

Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 17d

Same and I have the budget for torches to supplement the pitchforks.

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Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 18d

He looks like Mike Lindell’s midlife crisis.

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Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 18d

Mr. T’s Video in Florissant, MO had a single copy of Heavy Metal that I checked out regularly in 6th grade.

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Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 18d

Sunset in Columbus, OH

Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 18d

Getting to know this wonderful woman during my tenure as a student-athlete at Loyola will always be one of the highlights of my life. AMDG

PBS News @pbsnews.org · 18d

Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, the chaplain of the Loyola University Chicago men’s basketball team who shot to fame during the school’s Cinderella run to the Final Four in 2018, has died at the age of 106.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 19d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

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Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 20d

When did game show contestants stop being non-actors or influencers? There is a very prominent reality star whom I went to high school with that was also on AGT? It’s confusing

Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 20d

I no longer enjoy bars where every drink is a variation of “a single plum, floating in perfume. Served in a man’s hat.”

Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 21d

As a girl dad in this climate, OBAA hit so hard. The final needle drop… it has officially switched that song from one film to another for me.

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Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 21d

No such thing as hoarding books.

Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 21d

These people are serious about hotel breakfast ending at 9:30am! #tourlife #HPCC #MarriedToTheRoad

A bank vault door leading to the breakfast area of a hotel, which was converted from a bank to a hotel.

Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 21d

These people are serious about hotel breakfast ending at 9:30am! #tourlife #HPCC #MarriedToTheRoad

Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 23d

My new soular panels store energy from the damned spirits of blasphemers and unwed mothers.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24d

When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.

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Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · 23d

My wife bought me the entire series on dvd a few years back for this very reason

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Corey Kloos @phantomyouth.bsky.social · Sep 27

I think I have anti-fascist autism…