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Seeing Darth Vader’s eyeballs ruined the whole movie
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Creating a new Christmas character called “The Grunch”. He lives in The Gulch - not sure what he does yet
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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The #1 show is back
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Time for a portrait!
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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SNL CUATRO is beginning at CUATRO o’clock EST

This was genuinely one of the most fun nights of my life. Enjoy!
Saturday Nick Lutsko CUATRO: Live at Barking Legs Theater
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
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November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My family is a Lexus Family®
#decemberToRemember
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If my 90 year old self could tell me what he wishes I would have done differently, he would tell me to build a Time Machine.
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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The People's Joker (2024) - 1:16:31
Dir. Vera Drew
Runtime 92 minutes
🚬 x 9, or one cigarette every 10.22 minutes
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-peoples-joker/

November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What’s he been eating?
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
E.T. was rich. Never discussed it.
Getting upset watching E.T. because he's always wanting to go "home" — never to work
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
“The Hole In The Wall Gang”, consisting of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, was so named because of the gang’s penchant for glory holes
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
He accidentally hit someone else with the sandwich, because he “missed da meaner one”. cc @douggpound.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
“Hello?…..what?….who is this?….I’m not returning?”
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Photo I took from inside the Braves dugout - that’s new manager Walt Weiss wearing #22 when he was the SS (story from @deadspin.bsky.social )
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
New @crackerbarrell.bsky.social logo idea, but the old man is nude…
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
They should call it Shit Tank because it’s mostly bad ideas
October 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This once simple family is now worth $400 billion dollars and own a majority stake in thousands of retail stores
October 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When is Michael Shannon going to play David Letterman in a bio pic?
October 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Norman Bates eats candy corn
October 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
@jaymilton.bsky.social will you be performing this song at Sister Jean's funeral? youtu.be/dAP8hoVLnFA?...
Wax Cannon 106 Years Old
YouTube video by Wax Cannon
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October 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM