Phirmth
@phirmth.bsky.social
e-baphomet, Gundam knower, God Hand enjoyer, Ikaruga hyperfixator
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Art Tag: #pharts
video essays at: youtube.com/@Phirmth
VODs/stream clips at: youtube.com/@PhirmthVODs
streams at: twitch.tv/phirmth
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18+
Art Tag: #pharts
video essays at: youtube.com/@Phirmth
VODs/stream clips at: youtube.com/@PhirmthVODs
streams at: twitch.tv/phirmth
model by CDColor, banner by @ardleic.bsky.social
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Phirmth
@phirmth.bsky.social
· Oct 25
My Favorite Rhythm Game Deserved to Fail
YouTube video by Phirmth
youtu.be
Whattup Bluesky, apparently I can post links to my videos here without them getting algo-bombed to the abyss? How convenient, it’s my birthday AND I have a brand-new vid I just cooked up about my favorite rhythm game! I hope y’all enjoy:
youtu.be/pPGRuidhYwU
youtu.be/pPGRuidhYwU
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Aquatic Lil Wayne be like “motherfucker I’m eel”
August 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Aquatic Lil Wayne be like “motherfucker I’m eel”
After booting it up and getting it in OBS, I have learned that MacBat 64 is actually the followup to Super Kiwi 64, so we’re gonna do a lil switcheroo! Kiwi tonight, Bat on Friday! But first, perhaps the worst zombie shooter I’ve ever seen
Made some good progress in the editing mines last week, rewarding myself with a couple streams! I've got a couple of trash-looking horror games I've paired with some cute low-poly indie platformers for a nice pair of double features!
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
After booting it up and getting it in OBS, I have learned that MacBat 64 is actually the followup to Super Kiwi 64, so we’re gonna do a lil switcheroo! Kiwi tonight, Bat on Friday! But first, perhaps the worst zombie shooter I’ve ever seen
learning about chat's favorite frogs
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
learning about chat's favorite frogs
When I’m in a dumb hat competition and my opponent is drawn by Jack Kirby
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
When I’m in a dumb hat competition and my opponent is drawn by Jack Kirby
"Put me in, coach" is a great sentence for demonstrating the importance of the humble comma
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"Put me in, coach" is a great sentence for demonstrating the importance of the humble comma
Made some good progress in the editing mines last week, rewarding myself with a couple streams! I've got a couple of trash-looking horror games I've paired with some cute low-poly indie platformers for a nice pair of double features!
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Made some good progress in the editing mines last week, rewarding myself with a couple streams! I've got a couple of trash-looking horror games I've paired with some cute low-poly indie platformers for a nice pair of double features!
you know I always keep that mf thang on me
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
you know I always keep that mf thang on me
“I will use my taser on you” goes INSANE
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“I will use my taser on you” goes INSANE
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November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You CAN, and SHOULD, call up your Republican representatives and let them know how much you hate them
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You CAN, and SHOULD, call up your Republican representatives and let them know how much you hate them
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PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
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Getting flashbacks to that one story about Elon desperately trying to prove to Nathan Fielder that he’s actually really funny. Imagining this exact bit but with Nathan occasionally responding with a dead-eyed “oh ok.”
You fool, Nathan created the King of Sting, he has no need for your robo-jester.
You fool, Nathan created the King of Sting, he has no need for your robo-jester.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Getting flashbacks to that one story about Elon desperately trying to prove to Nathan Fielder that he’s actually really funny. Imagining this exact bit but with Nathan occasionally responding with a dead-eyed “oh ok.”
You fool, Nathan created the King of Sting, he has no need for your robo-jester.
You fool, Nathan created the King of Sting, he has no need for your robo-jester.
Godspeed You! Charlie Brown
If it bleeds we can kill it, Charlie Brown.
I'll drive that tanker, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Godspeed You! Charlie Brown
I feel like "Pikminions" is just free real estate in terms of crossover content
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I feel like "Pikminions" is just free real estate in terms of crossover content
Kermit used to be a SAVAGE
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Kermit used to be a SAVAGE
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If anything I think he’d like yiik even more than disco elysium
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If anything I think he’d like yiik even more than disco elysium
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I don't know which revelation goes harder: learning that Travis Touchdown is canonically a fan of Disco Elysium, or learning that Travis Touchdown is canonically a fan of YIIK
December 7, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I don't know which revelation goes harder: learning that Travis Touchdown is canonically a fan of Disco Elysium, or learning that Travis Touchdown is canonically a fan of YIIK
I don’t know what part of this comment is more embarrassing: announcing you want to see something fed to the rainforest-devouring plagiarism machine, requesting someone else do it because your bitch ass is too lazy to do it yourself, or doing all the above with a Bob Ross profile pic
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I don’t know what part of this comment is more embarrassing: announcing you want to see something fed to the rainforest-devouring plagiarism machine, requesting someone else do it because your bitch ass is too lazy to do it yourself, or doing all the above with a Bob Ross profile pic
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Pizza? On a bagel? I’ll believe it when I see it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Pizza? On a bagel? I’ll believe it when I see it.
Now that I’ve gotten my community to finally watch Zeta, they can truly appreciate how fucking dumb this promo was
this month's event is mecha-themed, and I've got Zeta Gundam on the mind, so we're playing some RIVALS OF AETHER II in an hour!
my Absa's still worse than my Loxodont, so now's your chance to take a W against me!
my Absa's still worse than my Loxodont, so now's your chance to take a W against me!
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Now that I’ve gotten my community to finally watch Zeta, they can truly appreciate how fucking dumb this promo was
I'm kinda in love with the idea of sending someone "a thousand tissue boxes" as a "take this L gift" because it'd cost you over $1500 before tax and shipping, and I'm pretty sure they'd need to be shipped by like, an entire fleet of trucks
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm kinda in love with the idea of sending someone "a thousand tissue boxes" as a "take this L gift" because it'd cost you over $1500 before tax and shipping, and I'm pretty sure they'd need to be shipped by like, an entire fleet of trucks
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday