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FIC UPDATE: A Marriage of (In)convenience (2 / 8)
Fake Marriage canon divergence
This chapter: Ilya arrives!!
archiveofourown.org/works/78672856
Fake Marriage canon divergence
This chapter: Ilya arrives!!
archiveofourown.org/works/78672856
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
FIC UPDATE: A Marriage of (In)convenience (2 / 8)
Fake Marriage canon divergence
This chapter: Ilya arrives!!
archiveofourown.org/works/78672856
Fake Marriage canon divergence
This chapter: Ilya arrives!!
archiveofourown.org/works/78672856
happy anniversary
hello my non yr friends i need you all to know that edvin came to omar's concert in london and got onstage and sang the song from the show while holding him please respect my need to fully fucking lose it during this time
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
happy anniversary
got reminded of a case of you by joni mitchell, started thinking about it, teared up. i wasn't even listening!!! the power that woman holds (and the kd lang version)
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
got reminded of a case of you by joni mitchell, started thinking about it, teared up. i wasn't even listening!!! the power that woman holds (and the kd lang version)
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our happily ever after. happy birthday lan wangji!
January 23, 2026 at 6:43 PM
our happily ever after. happy birthday lan wangji!
setting up my new dresser and hehe feels nice
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
setting up my new dresser and hehe feels nice
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i had to do a doctor intake and it was genai :(( lost my gold star
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
i had to do a doctor intake and it was genai :(( lost my gold star
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did someone say hockey romance
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
did someone say hockey romance
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let's go, baby boy
Connor and Hudson giving the people what they want
via Golden Globes
via Golden Globes
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
let's go, baby boy
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i dont think im gonna make it
January 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
i dont think im gonna make it
when i moved out west i trained myself so hard to say cabin instead of cottage that i am now consistently misquoting heated rivalry when i try to make my little jokes. 'will youuuu come to the cabin with me no wait shit fuck'
January 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
when i moved out west i trained myself so hard to say cabin instead of cottage that i am now consistently misquoting heated rivalry when i try to make my little jokes. 'will youuuu come to the cabin with me no wait shit fuck'
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Anyway, I decided that Ilya deserved to see Shane stoned again under (slightly) less stressful circumstances
January 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Anyway, I decided that Ilya deserved to see Shane stoned again under (slightly) less stressful circumstances
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![an XKCD comic of two stick figures talking. Square brackets indicate edits to the original comic’s text. Person 1: [NHL rules are] second nature to us [hockey fans], so it’s easy to forget that the average person probably only knows [which team gets last change] and one or two [types of icing]. Person 2: and [goaltender interference], of course. Person 1: Of course. Caption: Even when they’re trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person’s familiarity with their field.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eic3pg6fy7gdwhues5i4ecyv/bafkreiehu2lqxibobkr5qolrib3pm2uzqwofuwruksd6pkleqpovshwsb4@jpeg)
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![Comic. [Two adults, one with short light hair, walking with a child with spiky hair.] PERSON: Oops, I forgot to say “rabbit rabbit” on January first! CHILD: Why do you do that? PERSON: Just a superstition. CHILD: What’s a superstition? PERSON: It’s a way to train yourself to feel like any bad thing that happens is your fault.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidrs7rjct33ulawni7zummkvq43fgkc7tosrydi5fd3u5zkzttiue@jpeg)
January 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
one of the perks of super bad eyesight is when i get one of thos eheadaches where focusing on anything makes me nauseous i can take off my glasses and voila. couldn't look at anything even if i tried
January 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
one of the perks of super bad eyesight is when i get one of thos eheadaches where focusing on anything makes me nauseous i can take off my glasses and voila. couldn't look at anything even if i tried
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I just remembered these cups that were real Russian merch for the 2014 Sochi Olympics and lmao hashtag Heated Rivalry I guess
January 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I just remembered these cups that were real Russian merch for the 2014 Sochi Olympics and lmao hashtag Heated Rivalry I guess
despite being surrounded by the bounty of the hr tag what am i doing? re-reading stucky fic from 15 years ago. that was my main hankering post ep 6
January 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
despite being surrounded by the bounty of the hr tag what am i doing? re-reading stucky fic from 15 years ago. that was my main hankering post ep 6
happy new year everyone! this year for yuletide i wrote a midnight museum fic where khatha and dome are back in time and khatha maybe isn't the nicest to his 1944 self.
archiveofourown.org/works/75508971
archiveofourown.org/works/75508971
How will I wake - phnelt - พิพิธภัณฑ์รัตติกาล | Midnight Museum (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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January 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
happy new year everyone! this year for yuletide i wrote a midnight museum fic where khatha and dome are back in time and khatha maybe isn't the nicest to his 1944 self.
archiveofourown.org/works/75508971
archiveofourown.org/works/75508971
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![Comic. [Top panel: Long-necked dinosaur with red X over it.] [Bottom panel: two smaller dinosaurs the same shape except their neck isn’t long, while in the background there’s an extremely long neck criss-crossing the frame like a snake. Green check mark in center.] [caption] Thanks to modern paleontological reconstructions, we now know that most sauropods had short necks, and all those extra vertebrae belonged to the sauropod colony’s queen.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigjcepbb3hjlvpjzmj6msuydmem6gdakkl5svr4kh4q7qi3c4m2fu@jpeg)
December 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
im at the point in this cold where i just want a device to slowly drip honey down my throat at a steady clip
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
im at the point in this cold where i just want a device to slowly drip honey down my throat at a steady clip
when the government logos came up at the end of the credits my friend went let's take a moment for our tax dollars and then we all chanted gay tax! gay tax! (real thing that happened at friendsmas dinner)
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
when the government logos came up at the end of the credits my friend went let's take a moment for our tax dollars and then we all chanted gay tax! gay tax! (real thing that happened at friendsmas dinner)
im en familie so haven't been around but for yuletide i got this amazing Tay/Gun fic pls go read it it's so so good.
archiveofourown.org/works/76121146
archiveofourown.org/works/76121146
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December 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
im en familie so haven't been around but for yuletide i got this amazing Tay/Gun fic pls go read it it's so so good.
archiveofourown.org/works/76121146
archiveofourown.org/works/76121146
i still think svsss could have the best howl's moving castle au because it would capture the true spirit of the book: total loser in life whose whole family is like why are you obsessed with fictional magic stuff who gets to go to magic land and be pretty impressive actually
December 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i still think svsss could have the best howl's moving castle au because it would capture the true spirit of the book: total loser in life whose whole family is like why are you obsessed with fictional magic stuff who gets to go to magic land and be pretty impressive actually