hannah 🌈🏡
@helcinda.bsky.social
i just tried to remove maia from my closet and she meowed so loud (for her) that it was like a kid screaming at the top of their lungs. in regular cat terms tho it was just a little meow, why is she so quiet!!!
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i just tried to remove maia from my closet and she meowed so loud (for her) that it was like a kid screaming at the top of their lungs. in regular cat terms tho it was just a little meow, why is she so quiet!!!
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
i’m kind of looking forward to therapy tomorrow but part of me kind of hopes we get enough snow that the office closes for the day 👀 love a snow day
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i’m kind of looking forward to therapy tomorrow but part of me kind of hopes we get enough snow that the office closes for the day 👀 love a snow day
first snow calls for beef and red wine slow cooked together
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
first snow calls for beef and red wine slow cooked together
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Overheard in this cafe:
Two silver-haired women talking, one explaining monster fucking very earnestly
Silver 1: Well, a Sasquatch is a a hairy gentleman who lives in the woods and some people want to make love to him. They write stories!
Silver 2: Really?! A Sasquatch?!
Best OH ever.
Two silver-haired women talking, one explaining monster fucking very earnestly
Silver 1: Well, a Sasquatch is a a hairy gentleman who lives in the woods and some people want to make love to him. They write stories!
Silver 2: Really?! A Sasquatch?!
Best OH ever.
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Overheard in this cafe:
Two silver-haired women talking, one explaining monster fucking very earnestly
Silver 1: Well, a Sasquatch is a a hairy gentleman who lives in the woods and some people want to make love to him. They write stories!
Silver 2: Really?! A Sasquatch?!
Best OH ever.
Two silver-haired women talking, one explaining monster fucking very earnestly
Silver 1: Well, a Sasquatch is a a hairy gentleman who lives in the woods and some people want to make love to him. They write stories!
Silver 2: Really?! A Sasquatch?!
Best OH ever.
new passport application done (took two separate trips 🙄) and massage has been had and now time to go slow cook some ribs ahead of our snowy night tonight
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
new passport application done (took two separate trips 🙄) and massage has been had and now time to go slow cook some ribs ahead of our snowy night tonight
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Getting to listen to Last Christmas is a treat
You should feel honoured that it has come into your life
You should feel honoured that it has come into your life
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Getting to listen to Last Christmas is a treat
You should feel honoured that it has come into your life
You should feel honoured that it has come into your life
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there's the horrors but yknow, there's also the joy
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
there's the horrors but yknow, there's also the joy
gasp i almost forgot my tea advent calendar starts tomorrow
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
gasp i almost forgot my tea advent calendar starts tomorrow
lmao you know there’s snow in the forecast when the local meteorologist’s blog collapses under the amount of traffic
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
lmao you know there’s snow in the forecast when the local meteorologist’s blog collapses under the amount of traffic
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
i think i have finally fully rested mentally and physically. i’m tired but not bone deep exhausted. (i was still so wiped this morning i actually don’t really remember driving home 😬) tonight might be for kdramas and is it cake holidays
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i think i have finally fully rested mentally and physically. i’m tired but not bone deep exhausted. (i was still so wiped this morning i actually don’t really remember driving home 😬) tonight might be for kdramas and is it cake holidays
see the problem with getting stuck in irops is that i immediately make questionable financial decisions 😂 anyway i now have a very overpriced sweatshirt headed my way in a couple weeks
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
see the problem with getting stuck in irops is that i immediately make questionable financial decisions 😂 anyway i now have a very overpriced sweatshirt headed my way in a couple weeks
i have done most of my grocery shopping and gotten coffee and now i am going HOME. suki is going to be so mad i didn’t come home on the correct day 😂
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i have done most of my grocery shopping and gotten coffee and now i am going HOME. suki is going to be so mad i didn’t come home on the correct day 😂
omg thailand has made the queer love island of my dreams??? i’m looking this up IMMEDIATELY when i get home
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
omg thailand has made the queer love island of my dreams??? i’m looking this up IMMEDIATELY when i get home
i’m throwing in the towel and getting a hotel once i land. i don’t even really trust myself to drive the 15 minutes to the hotel
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i’m throwing in the towel and getting a hotel once i land. i don’t even really trust myself to drive the 15 minutes to the hotel
i know i’m very tired because i keep tearing up at every single cat video i see
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i know i’m very tired because i keep tearing up at every single cat video i see
they finally cancelled the remainder of the diverted flight about 90 minutes ago (2 hours too late tbh). i am presumably (unless the weather shifts) getting the jumpseat to nashville and hopefully from there flying home. right now we’re landing around midnight and it’s roughly 2 hours to the house
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
they finally cancelled the remainder of the diverted flight about 90 minutes ago (2 hours too late tbh). i am presumably (unless the weather shifts) getting the jumpseat to nashville and hopefully from there flying home. right now we’re landing around midnight and it’s roughly 2 hours to the house
welp my commuting flight home was originally scheduled to land right about now and not only am i still on duty i’m not anywhere close to the correct city
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
welp my commuting flight home was originally scheduled to land right about now and not only am i still on duty i’m not anywhere close to the correct city
oooOOOOOF tempers are FLARING. it really be your own coworkers 😅
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
oooOOOOOF tempers are FLARING. it really be your own coworkers 😅
fuuuuuuuck they’re pre-emptively diverting us because of the storm and now my chances of getting home tonight are in serious jeopardy
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
fuuuuuuuck they’re pre-emptively diverting us because of the storm and now my chances of getting home tonight are in serious jeopardy
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Having a snowstorm on small biz Saturday is really gonna fuck our holiday szn, please consider buying a book for a gift (ppl in the USA) to help keep this queer little bookstore scooting along.
we are supposed to get 1 trillion inches of snow this wknd -- please enjoy a 15% off coupon code STAYCOZY at roomofonesown.com to encourage you to stay home and browse our website (and brand new holiday cat-alogggg) from the comfort and safety of home! roomofonesown.com/catalog/2025...
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Having a snowstorm on small biz Saturday is really gonna fuck our holiday szn, please consider buying a book for a gift (ppl in the USA) to help keep this queer little bookstore scooting along.
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mine is here! gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
the annual holiday love meme on dreamwidth is here! come spread some good cheer 💛
🔗: gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html
🔗: gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
mine is here! gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
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