manic pixie dream goblin
@phoebeannek.bsky.social
29 yr old fall risk. Better at Twitter
Why does dried mango sometimes taste like how Kohl's smells?
February 8, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Why does dried mango sometimes taste like how Kohl's smells?
Olympics Mounjaro ad felt incredibly icky to me!!
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Olympics Mounjaro ad felt incredibly icky to me!!
Can I send heinous vibes to whatever evil developer made the algorithm that provided a ROOT CANAL video after I had one so I am now acutely aware nerves can look like maggots
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Can I send heinous vibes to whatever evil developer made the algorithm that provided a ROOT CANAL video after I had one so I am now acutely aware nerves can look like maggots
What I actually need is 3 episodes of the pitt per week
January 17, 2026 at 10:45 AM
What I actually need is 3 episodes of the pitt per week
I know it makes no sense, but I fully believe my car should never have problems or need parts replaced because I am pure of heart
January 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I know it makes no sense, but I fully believe my car should never have problems or need parts replaced because I am pure of heart
Giving a new provider my medical history is so fun because I sound completely unhinged, but no, my body is just made of garbage
January 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Giving a new provider my medical history is so fun because I sound completely unhinged, but no, my body is just made of garbage
Not a me Dr appt without several emergency imaging orders and treatments ✨️
December 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Not a me Dr appt without several emergency imaging orders and treatments ✨️
Chat, is it a bad sign that my targeted ads are currently all places/people that help with psychosis
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Chat, is it a bad sign that my targeted ads are currently all places/people that help with psychosis
I need to be able to fast forward y'all's stories. I love you, but you talk so slow my brain gets distracted mid story 😭
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I need to be able to fast forward y'all's stories. I love you, but you talk so slow my brain gets distracted mid story 😭
Sometimes I let myself have ibuprofen instead of acetaminophen, as a treat
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Sometimes I let myself have ibuprofen instead of acetaminophen, as a treat
Currently so tired I'm becoming evil
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Currently so tired I'm becoming evil
I didn't eat enough and now I have to faint on the couch like a Victorian child
October 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I didn't eat enough and now I have to faint on the couch like a Victorian child
A weighted blanket isn't enough. I need an anvil.
September 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A weighted blanket isn't enough. I need an anvil.
No one is ever as excited to see scans of my insides as I am, and I think they're really missing out on the whimsy of seeing your/your friend's bones.
September 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
No one is ever as excited to see scans of my insides as I am, and I think they're really missing out on the whimsy of seeing your/your friend's bones.
Having both a long torso AND legs is the worst. Usually I can find regular clothing in tall sizes, but swimwear is impossible. I just want the suit to cover & support my chest, but also be flattering, and not just in black?! If I have to learn to make swimsuits, I will scream.
September 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Having both a long torso AND legs is the worst. Usually I can find regular clothing in tall sizes, but swimwear is impossible. I just want the suit to cover & support my chest, but also be flattering, and not just in black?! If I have to learn to make swimsuits, I will scream.
Not to overreact, but if you don't vaccinate your kids & yourself, I think you should be charged with child endangerment. I'm tired of watching the kids of people I'm acquainted with not be vaccinated, then end up in an ICU for a preventable illness. These kids deserve better.
September 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Not to overreact, but if you don't vaccinate your kids & yourself, I think you should be charged with child endangerment. I'm tired of watching the kids of people I'm acquainted with not be vaccinated, then end up in an ICU for a preventable illness. These kids deserve better.
No one is ready for the hair claw drip I'm about to have
September 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
No one is ready for the hair claw drip I'm about to have
I have become the weird, preachy aunt figure telling all the younger people in my circles that dating a man just to date a man is NOT worth it.
September 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I have become the weird, preachy aunt figure telling all the younger people in my circles that dating a man just to date a man is NOT worth it.
Does anyone have tips for dealing with autonomic dysfunction related vertigo? It's kicking my ass at the moment, and after the ENT confirmed it wasn't something they could help, I've been at a loss for what to do. #neisvoid
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Does anyone have tips for dealing with autonomic dysfunction related vertigo? It's kicking my ass at the moment, and after the ENT confirmed it wasn't something they could help, I've been at a loss for what to do. #neisvoid
Cried so hard I both gave myself a headache, and a fever 💅
September 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Cried so hard I both gave myself a headache, and a fever 💅
Recommendations for audiobooks? They can make me cry as this one clearly did. On the longer side preferred--need something to keep my brain engaged through the last stages of a project, and I usually listen on at least 1.6x speed or more
August 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Recommendations for audiobooks? They can make me cry as this one clearly did. On the longer side preferred--need something to keep my brain engaged through the last stages of a project, and I usually listen on at least 1.6x speed or more
Taking phone calls in waiting rooms should be illegal unless you're really quiet
August 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Taking phone calls in waiting rooms should be illegal unless you're really quiet
Hey, do we think the universe could cool it for a hot second? I think I've got enough going on right now, in my humble opinion....
August 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hey, do we think the universe could cool it for a hot second? I think I've got enough going on right now, in my humble opinion....
Hey, do we think the universe could cool it for a hot second? I think I've got enough going on right now, in my humble opinion....
August 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hey, do we think the universe could cool it for a hot second? I think I've got enough going on right now, in my humble opinion....
Couldn't find it, so made my own and a matching for the bday boy, obviously
August 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Couldn't find it, so made my own and a matching for the bday boy, obviously