Just a Phone Guy
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And been one since the 1900s
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My favorite take on this is “The customer is not always right, but the customer is always the customer.”
phoneguy517.bsky.social
Flacco “led five straight Cincy drives to close the game that didn't end in a punt or turnover” is some darned fine damning with faint praise
phoneguy517.bsky.social
Isn’t Krissy the CEO of Scalzi, Inc.? And as such, isn’t she therefore technically your boss? And, well, you see where this is going…
phoneguy517.bsky.social
Any time you see the words “labor shortage” you can replace them with the words “unwillingness to pay a decent wage”
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I think it would be a huge public service if major media outlets interviewed people given RIF notices and let them explain in detail what their jobs are so that people can judge for themselves whether these positions are wasteful like Trump and Vought claim or whether they help the country prosper.
phoneguy517.bsky.social
My 740 PM flight from ATL to EWR is now scheduled to push back at 1101 and then sit on the ground for 40 minutes before taking off, so yeah, I know what you mean
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You just know that the Vikings are going to get a field goal to tie it at 17 and then no one is going to score in OT…
phoneguy517.bsky.social
Does Betteridge’s Law of Headlines apply to social media posts?
phoneguy517.bsky.social
Maybe they’re dropping off donations.

Then again, the trunk isn’t big enough to carry anything to donate.

And people that would drive a Cybertruck likely don’t believe in giving to charity.
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Pharmacists who recommend homeopathy should be willing to accept as payment envelopes that once contained money.

- @davidjuurlink.bsky.social
phoneguy517.bsky.social
“Amateurs study tactics; professionals study logistics”
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“Now Al joined up to do his part defending you and me
He wants to fight and bleed and kill and die for liberty”
phoneguy517.bsky.social
For me it’s anything from Cherryh’s Foreigner series, because I find it so totally absorbing I lose track of the passage of time
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if you see this, post a bridge
phoneguy517.bsky.social
The silver lining of the Pirates sucking is that they can run out a below-average hitter at DH every day and the fans will be disappointed when he’s not there anymore.
phoneguy517.bsky.social
subtly downgrade a band

Slightly-heavy zeppelin
professorkiosk.wtf
subtly downgrade a band

chartreuse floyd
phoneguy517.bsky.social
Betteridge’s Law of Headlines remains undefeated
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Somebody do the math on Jordan Davis
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My favorite team is the Pirates. What is this “entire career” thing you speak of?
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I like this. Since under RFK Jr, Covid shots are now for people with underlying conditions that put them at risk, Michigan’s chief medical executive Dr. Natasha Bagdasarian states that not having the most recent Covid shot constitutes such an underlying condition.

www.michigan.gov/mdhhs/inside...
In her recommendation, Bagdasarian stated,
"Any person over the age of six months without contraindication who has not received a dose of a Food and Drug Administration (FDA)-approved or-authorized 2025-2026 COVID-19 vaccine may be considered to have an underlying condition that puts them at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 and is thus eligible to receive an age-appropriate dose."