Photoonist
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Former ILOF™ Chorus
Translator of all major dialects of Newspeak, including Timespeak, Bezospeak, Zuckerbergian, and Kirkish.
On the way to goal of 100M, no make that 100B, followers.
Translator of all major dialects of Newspeak, including Timespeak, Bezospeak, Zuckerbergian, and Kirkish.
On the way to goal of 100M, no make that 100B, followers.
Pinned
Trump commits the same “seditious” act as Senator Kelly.
What penalty will he impose on himself?
What penalty will he impose on himself?
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Trump commits the same “seditious” act as Senator Kelly.
What penalty will he impose on himself?
What penalty will he impose on himself?
perfectly captures Trump, except for the “sorry, bud but”
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
perfectly captures Trump, except for the “sorry, bud but”
It's a "piece plan," not a "peace plan."
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
It's a "piece plan," not a "peace plan."
Astonishing: The President of the United States threatens to hang his political opponents and the NYT doesn't feature that national emergency on its frontpage in banner headlines.
This is nuts and terrifying.
This is nuts and terrifying.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Astonishing: The President of the United States threatens to hang his political opponents and the NYT doesn't feature that national emergency on its frontpage in banner headlines.
This is nuts and terrifying.
This is nuts and terrifying.
Trump, like boss Tweed, may be fearing the pictures.
www.npr.org/2004/05/07/1...
William "Boss" Tweed of New York was getting a lot of bad press. "I don't give a straw for your newspaper articles," Tweed said, "Most of my voters can't read. But they can't help seeing them damned pictures."
www.npr.org/2004/05/07/1...
William "Boss" Tweed of New York was getting a lot of bad press. "I don't give a straw for your newspaper articles," Tweed said, "Most of my voters can't read. But they can't help seeing them damned pictures."
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Trump, like boss Tweed, may be fearing the pictures.
www.npr.org/2004/05/07/1...
William "Boss" Tweed of New York was getting a lot of bad press. "I don't give a straw for your newspaper articles," Tweed said, "Most of my voters can't read. But they can't help seeing them damned pictures."
www.npr.org/2004/05/07/1...
William "Boss" Tweed of New York was getting a lot of bad press. "I don't give a straw for your newspaper articles," Tweed said, "Most of my voters can't read. But they can't help seeing them damned pictures."
Is this bad? It sound bad?
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Is this bad? It sound bad?
Place setting at Trump’s State Dinner for MBS
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Place setting at Trump’s State Dinner for MBS
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NY Times corrected:
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
NY Times corrected:
Trump’s call for an investigation into Clinton’s relationship with Epstein may be intended to turn the Files into evidence for a current case — and therefore not releasable.
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Trump’s call for an investigation into Clinton’s relationship with Epstein may be intended to turn the Files into evidence for a current case — and therefore not releasable.
666.
Trump, we got your number.
Trump, we got your number.
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
666.
Trump, we got your number.
Trump, we got your number.
Times De-Euphemized:
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Times De-Euphemized:
Times De-euphemisms:
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Times De-euphemisms:
Basic Math:
Presidential immunity + Pardon power = Dictatorship
Presidential immunity + Pardon power = Dictatorship
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Basic Math:
Presidential immunity + Pardon power = Dictatorship
Presidential immunity + Pardon power = Dictatorship
Why vote for Democrats when you know that they will ALWAYS cave?
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why vote for Democrats when you know that they will ALWAYS cave?
Who knew healthcare was so simple!
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Who knew healthcare was so simple!
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Supreme Court Justices are supposed to be good at elementary logic. Now you can try it, too.
Given:
A pardon is retroactive immunization against accountability for crimes
A President can pardon anyone for a crime
A President is immune from prosecution for crimes
Then:
?
Given:
A pardon is retroactive immunization against accountability for crimes
A President can pardon anyone for a crime
A President is immune from prosecution for crimes
Then:
?
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Supreme Court Justices are supposed to be good at elementary logic. Now you can try it, too.
Given:
A pardon is retroactive immunization against accountability for crimes
A President can pardon anyone for a crime
A President is immune from prosecution for crimes
Then:
?
Given:
A pardon is retroactive immunization against accountability for crimes
A President can pardon anyone for a crime
A President is immune from prosecution for crimes
Then:
?
It's true. Revenue is only incidental to Trump's main goal of feeling important by jerking everyone else around.
Trump Team Now Claims Its Trillions in Tariff Revenue Are ‘Incidental’
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It's true. Revenue is only incidental to Trump's main goal of feeling important by jerking everyone else around.
NYTimes De-Euphemizer:
We see Mamdani as a wolf who was wearing sheep’s clothing.
We see Mamdani as a wolf who was wearing sheep’s clothing.
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
NYTimes De-Euphemizer:
We see Mamdani as a wolf who was wearing sheep’s clothing.
We see Mamdani as a wolf who was wearing sheep’s clothing.
Headlines you're waiting for :
Does the Blue sweep hurt Dems in 2026?
Does the Blue sweep hurt Dems in 2026?
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Headlines you're waiting for :
Does the Blue sweep hurt Dems in 2026?
Does the Blue sweep hurt Dems in 2026?
"Portrait of an Election"
3'x3' Digital on Paper
2025
3'x3' Digital on Paper
2025
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"Portrait of an Election"
3'x3' Digital on Paper
2025
3'x3' Digital on Paper
2025
Based on tonight's elections results, what do you think will be Trump's next move?
a) Declare war against Venezuela
b) Declare war against New York City
c) Declare war against New Jersey
d) All of the Above
a) Declare war against Venezuela
b) Declare war against New York City
c) Declare war against New Jersey
d) All of the Above
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Based on tonight's elections results, what do you think will be Trump's next move?
a) Declare war against Venezuela
b) Declare war against New York City
c) Declare war against New Jersey
d) All of the Above
a) Declare war against Venezuela
b) Declare war against New York City
c) Declare war against New Jersey
d) All of the Above
Where does Trump get his "entertainers" now that Epstein is dead?
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Where does Trump get his "entertainers" now that Epstein is dead?
