I got a machete under my bed, and a goose.
I got a machete under my bed, and a goose.
I got a machete under my bed, and a goose.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
I said, "It's ashton at mississippi free press dot org."
He said, "Spell Mississippi out?"
But I heard, "Spell Mississippi out."
Me: "M-I-S-S-I—"
Him: "I know you aren't telling me how to spell Mississippi."
I said, "It's ashton at mississippi free press dot org."
He said, "Spell Mississippi out?"
But I heard, "Spell Mississippi out."
Me: "M-I-S-S-I—"
Him: "I know you aren't telling me how to spell Mississippi."