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phuong.bsky.social
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spooky things, nerdy things, gay things

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i just used a pivot table on my own for the first time and i'm not sure what took me so damn long
December 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If a retail worker offers to put something back on the shelf for you, let them—they're doing it to make their own lives easier.
Hi, when you're buying gifts, please remember to get a damn gift receipt. "Oh they won't return it" I assure you they will try.
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Our girl over here like
December 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I am learning for the first time that this cold streak of like 3 months comes around every year?! How could President Trump do this to us????
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
AI Execs: Why don't people like our plagiarism machine?

ChatGPT: Generative AI is trained on stolen work from writers and artists without compensating them and produces poor quality output that the internet at large has deemed "slop."

AI Execs: Just another one of life's big mysteries.
“The robots are here. And they’re not even cool. Instead, they’re harbingers of a soulless dystopia architected by the jaundiced men who bought the presidency. They’re death doulas for the middle class.”

Read more: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hi, when you're buying gifts, please remember to get a damn gift receipt. "Oh they won't return it" I assure you they will try.
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The best thing about getting two sweet potato pecan pies for thanksgiving with the "intention" of getting into both of them that night and then oops you didn't is freezing one and having it later
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
i want to hang out with my bff and eat chocolate and watch survivor every night
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
My friends and I went to the New Mission Alamo Drafthouse for Kill Bill and they got violently sick 🙃
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Once again for the people in the back: sharing AI slop to shit on it is still sharing AI slop. They count on your outrage to make their numbers.
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
All I want to do is spend time curled up in the corner of my living room with a pile of comic books
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Remembering at 1:30am that there's pie in the fridge omg
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I'm taking a relaxing bath so why am I on hell app 2.0? Bye.
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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From a while back but... evergreen
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
how is the first slayer episode also the introduction of the buffybot? who let that happen
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
why did no one tell me my boyfriend francois arnaud is in the gay hockey show?
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Sorry but Tanglad in the Castro suxxxxxx
pretty sure a bowl of pho will fix me
Maybe a new tattoo will fix me
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
pretty sure a bowl of pho will fix me
Maybe a new tattoo will fix me
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Friend who's dumb and ugly: I don't think you're dumb and ugly!
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Maybe a new tattoo will fix me
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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unc is short for uncanny x-men. not many people know this
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
When you remind yourself that men ain't shit
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Anyway I'm drunk and all my problems are solved
Fuck I miss a good scotch
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Fuck I miss a good scotch
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM