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he/him 🏳️🌈
📽️ https://boxd.it/4ccy1
🌶️ perfectlyseasonedsf.com
My friends and I went to the New Mission Alamo Drafthouse for Kill Bill and they got violently sick 🙃
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My friends and I went to the New Mission Alamo Drafthouse for Kill Bill and they got violently sick 🙃
All I want to do is spend time curled up in the corner of my living room with a pile of comic books
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
All I want to do is spend time curled up in the corner of my living room with a pile of comic books
Friend who's dumb and ugly: I don't think you're dumb and ugly!
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Friend who's dumb and ugly: I don't think you're dumb and ugly!
When you remind yourself that men ain't shit
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
When you remind yourself that men ain't shit
lol i own a spice store and we have a little area where people can open jars and smell them
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
lol i own a spice store and we have a little area where people can open jars and smell them
Matthew: my eyes were bigger than my stomach
Me: oh, you didn't even eat half your plate?
Matthew: no I did.
Me: oh, you didn't even eat half your plate?
Matthew: no I did.
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Matthew: my eyes were bigger than my stomach
Me: oh, you didn't even eat half your plate?
Matthew: no I did.
Me: oh, you didn't even eat half your plate?
Matthew: no I did.
We busted out the fine china for this
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We busted out the fine china for this
Unfortunately for MSNBC's rebrand, it looks like they named Marjorie Taylor Greene "Ms Now"
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Unfortunately for MSNBC's rebrand, it looks like they named Marjorie Taylor Greene "Ms Now"
Y'all, is this a red flag?
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Y'all, is this a red flag?
Wiley and I have voted to end the government pupdown
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Wiley and I have voted to end the government pupdown
Met a couple Survivor queens tonight :)
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Met a couple Survivor queens tonight :)
Just felt the ghost put its weight on the bed next to my feet
October 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Just felt the ghost put its weight on the bed next to my feet
Anyway, i made cornbears for dinner
October 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Anyway, i made cornbears for dinner
Our new apartment is haunted. This all has happened in less than 2 months
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Our new apartment is haunted. This all has happened in less than 2 months
My favorite thing to do to Matthew is when he says "regardless" I interrupt him to say "irregardless" and watch him make this face
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My favorite thing to do to Matthew is when he says "regardless" I interrupt him to say "irregardless" and watch him make this face
I'm sorry to anyone who finds this Survivor kid super annoying, but he has an absolute dump truck, wtf
October 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'm sorry to anyone who finds this Survivor kid super annoying, but he has an absolute dump truck, wtf
If your whole thing is using generative AI just to dunk on it, consider launching yourself into the sun
October 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If your whole thing is using generative AI just to dunk on it, consider launching yourself into the sun
I'm gonna cry, I just had to explain to a gen z kid that this Selena is not Selena Gomez, but actually a popular tejano singer from the 90s who was murdered by the president of her fan club and was ultimately played by Jennifer Lopez in a very good biopic
October 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm gonna cry, I just had to explain to a gen z kid that this Selena is not Selena Gomez, but actually a popular tejano singer from the 90s who was murdered by the president of her fan club and was ultimately played by Jennifer Lopez in a very good biopic
This little old man is my everything
October 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This little old man is my everything
Listening to the soundtrack today is such a vibe
October 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Listening to the soundtrack today is such a vibe
