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Pickle Giraffe

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Artist, Animator, Pickled Giraffe. He/Him Watch stuff here: youtube.com/picklegiraffe Support that stuff here: https://ko-fi.com/picklegiraffe https://patreon.com/PickleGiraffe

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Aug 18

CHUNK JUMP MY RIDE
youtu.be/viOfey8BRCM
Complete Tenth Season! All New!

featuring @danryckert.com
@grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com
with @jerf.xyz @janochoa.bsky.social
@giantbomb.bsky.social

CHUNK JUMP MY RIDE - (COMPLETE Season 10) - Animated Giant Bomb Blight Club Series

YouTube video by Pickle Giraffe

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 1h

Was thinking about it! Haven’t had French toast in years.

Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 1h

My attempt at Challah.

Tastes great, but wish it looked better. Left it in the oven an extra couple of minutes and it got a little sunburnt. Better luck next time!

“A tasty Challah bread. Slightly overbaked, possibly other stuff.” - Paul Hollywood

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 23h

“Were you rushing or were you dragging?!?”

“Naw, I just thought I’d add a little something-something on the end”

Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 2d

Nothing more thrilling than Chris Pratt strapped to a chair forced to watch Chris Pratt.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 7d

@danryckert.com doesn't want to do this.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 12d

The best worst three minutes of television.
If you play video games, do yourself a favor and watch this.
It never gets old.

Source: Life (2007)
Context: Someone hid secret documents in the "10th level" of Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones. Only the best gamer can access it.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 17d

I made bread.

Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 24d

Giant Bomb meets RedLetterMedia
@giantbomb.bsky.social
@redlettermedia.com

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 24d

Ripped directly from Bram Stoker's imagination.

Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 26d

Me, realizing purple is back:

Bernard, scared, runs from Purple Tentacle.

Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 26d

Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 28d

They never gave it a chance.

The Simpsons only ran for 39 seasons. What a shame.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Sep 11

Have you heard of Joyce Manor? I’ve been listening to them a lot recently.

open.spotify.com/album/6cPoZU...

Never Hungover Again

open.spotify.com

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Sep 11

Bradley Whitford as The Rock

Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Sep 11

An announcement of a Paul Thomas Anderson StarTropics film.

Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · Sep 10

Share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Direct

white Nintendo Direct arrow on a red background with the words "bruh"

Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Sep 9

Let's not forget that he also worked on one of the most visually striking films of all time: Dark City.

My excitement for this RE movie grows even deeper.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · Sep 9

Dariusz Wolski is the cinematographer for Zach Cregger's 'Resident Evil' film 🧟‍♂️

Past projects include:

• Pirates of the Caribbean
• Prometheus
• The Martian
• The Crow (1994)

Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Sep 8

Always rad to find Rilo Kiley fans in the wild. 👍

Jenny Lewis rules.

Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Sep 8

I love Rilo Kiley a whole lot. Top 5 favorite bands for me. I saw them back in 2008-ish? One of the best shows I've been to, tbh. Wish I got to see them this tour.

But hey, a rearranged room is also good.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Sep 8

She was always so happy around humans. She had a way of bringing light into the room every time she walked in.

All I had to do was look at her and she would smile and I would feel okay. ❤️

Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Sep 7

RIP Carmen.

You were the best for the ~10 years we had you but you helped me get through the last 5 years *far* more than you will ever know.

You weren’t feeling well so I sat with you all day today. Glad we got to spend the whole day together.

I’ll bring extra biscuits when we meet later. 💕

Carmen looking back, wondering why I stopped scratching her butt.

I was eating something and she wanted some. What a beautiful face.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Sep 6

Hello everyone this is Running on Kafka foooood revie—wtf I’m a cockroach.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Sep 6

If you fart while standing on your head does it sound like owen wilson saying "mom"?

Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Sep 6

tfw @grubb.wtf's gun gets stuck in a wall.
and @jerf.xyz gets stuck behind a fence.

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Sep 2

Clever Girl by Muldoon

A raptor posing for a lipstick ad. "Maybe she's born with it (in a lab) Maybe it's Clever Girl." Clever Girl can be found in local stores near you with special colors only made available at Official Jurassic Park locations (Special pricing available at Isla Nublar and Isla Sorna) [Prices subject to change]

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Pickle Giraffe @picklegiraffe.bsky.social · Sep 1

If HH Holmes was also Pogo the Clown.