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lordjuiblex.bsky.social
SEX IS GROSS and a drawing of a man's face. Fountain pen on paper, then background removed with Canva.
January 23, 2026 at 4:31 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
FINISH HIM

#AIART #parody #streetfighter #ice
Alt text: Parody image styled like a classic 16-bit fighting game. A pixel-art martial artist performs a low leg sweep while a realistically rendered, cut-out figure is knocked backward mid-fall, contrasting sharply with the retro pixel environment. The background resembles a Street Fighter–style stage with a city skyline, health bars, timer, and “COMBO 2 HIT” text, emphasizing the humorous clash between realistic imagery and old-school video-game graphics.
January 23, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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minnmax.com
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
Gross.
January 23, 2026 at 4:18 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
Another revisit... enjoying this elevated version, and also seeing how things have changed over time- the system, and my perception/directive skills.

#aiart #rework #eyes #woman
An adult woman stands in a dim, industrial interior, gripping an overhead metal grate with both hands. She wears a black blazer over a white shirt, her posture braced and grounded rather than posed. Her yellow eyes glow faintly, echoing the surrounding wall of surveillance monitors behind her, each displaying stylized eye imagery. The lighting is controlled and atmospheric, with shadows preserving her physical weight and presence while the monitors cast a restrained, oppressive glow.
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
A moment of battle, in tribute.

Give em hell!!!

#aiart #warrior #woman #tribute
Alt text: A red-haired female warrior in battle-worn medieval armor raises a longsword overhead with both hands, shouting in a fierce battle cry toward something off-screen to the right. Her face is marked with dirt and blood, her expression intense and determined. Wind pulls her hair back as warm sunset light cuts through smoke and distant hills behind her, suggesting an active battlefield beyond the frame.
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
I have lost my mind, but thats OK.

Leave Bigfoot Alone!

#aiart #aimusic #sunoai #Bigfoot #parody #Britney

Song: suno.com/s/t5t0SChdrR...
Alt text: A paparazzi-style night photograph parody showing Bigfoot stepping out of a car. The image mimics a famous celebrity scandal shot: flash-lit, slightly off-center, chaotic. Bigfoot’s large, fur-covered arm reaches toward the camera in a reflexive attempt to block the lens, but his face is obscured by an exaggerated “Bigfoot blur.” The background is dark and indistinct, suggesting a parking lot or curbside scene. The tone is simultaneously absurd, protective, and strangely intimate—mythic creature caught in an unwanted moment of attention.
January 23, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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lordjuiblex.bsky.social
I occasionally think I should make a bunch of weird stickers and postcards and stuff and sell them at one of those hipster craft fairs. But when I go to them everyone is mostly selling "cute" stuff and not the insane stuff I want to see and buy. If I saw a table of FAT HEAD GOAT postcards I'd buy 5.
January 23, 2026 at 3:14 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
Hmm. Why isnt there more saxophone in Metal?
January 23, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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lordjuiblex.bsky.social
FAT HEAD GOAT
FAT HEAD GOAT And a bad drawing of a goat.
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
A small study in subtraction.

An image from a year ago - transformed.

#aiart #rework #woman
A semi-realistic digital painting of a young blonde woman turning to look over her shoulder in soft daylight. Her wavy hair is gently wind-touched, and her expression is attentive and slightly concerned, as if she’s just heard something behind her. She wears a dark top under a burgundy jacket, with a simple necklace and choker. The background is softly blurred stone and foliage, keeping focus on her face and gaze.
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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blackmagnet3400.bsky.social
潮風
#AIart #AIイラスト #AI画像 #画像生成 #midjourney #nijijourney7
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
pidealist.bsky.social
#QP Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

#aigirlsfun
#aiart
#aiartcommunity
Alt text: Two college-aged women sit facing each other inside a softly lit blanket fort, wearing mismatched pajamas and laughing as they play a simple hand-clapping game. Crumpled snack bags and bowls of junk food are scattered on the blankets around them. The moment feels private and unselfconscious, like a quiet return to childhood play, shared without an audience.
January 23, 2026 at 1:46 AM
pidealist.bsky.social
Cool.
A black hole
January 22, 2026 at 11:31 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
Why dont we always have a spectral watermark in our vision that simply says:

dramatization

???
January 22, 2026 at 11:17 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
you can be a snake
a dry-throated
fork tongued fake
named Adam’s wake
you won’t
recover
this take

#poem #absurd #animal
January 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
Seriously hoping nobody "gets" this. That would be the worst.

Also... I obviously lean chaos.
pidealist.bsky.social Phase Bandit @pidealist.bsky.social · 1d
I hope Senp-AI likes what I said. 🥺
January 22, 2026 at 7:37 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
Ah, what a fun prompt.

A variation, too.

#qp your Librarian - subtle sensuality

#aiart #AIArtCommunity

Thanks for this continuance, Cindy!
An adult man stands in a vintage library, absorbed in reading a small, timeworn book held carefully in both hands. He wears wire-rim glasses, a light blue shirt with rolled sleeves, and a brown tweed vest. His gaze is directed downward at the open pages, expression thoughtful and intent. Soft, warm light filters across the shelves behind him, emphasizing a calm, studious atmosphere. An adult woman stands beside tall wooden bookshelves in an old library, holding a worn hardcover book in one hand. She wears a softly fitted cream blouse with rolled sleeves and a dark skirt. Warm, directional light highlights her face and hands as dust motes drift in the air. Her posture is relaxed and self-possessed, conveying quiet focus and contemplative stillness among the books.
January 22, 2026 at 5:48 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
making conversation impossible is like a modern version of barbarians being at the gates
January 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
Driving thought:

Artists can be violent bullies, preloaded with Stockholm syndrome in direct relation to contextual resonance. And its OK.

Not in the cartoon sense, but in the aesthetic sense. #Art coerces attention. It imposes frames. It wounds, seduces, humiliates, overwhelms.
January 22, 2026 at 4:58 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
I hope Senp-AI likes what I said. 🥺
January 22, 2026 at 4:46 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
People hate being told their emotions are efficient tools rather than moral necessities.

Yes, I am people, too.
January 22, 2026 at 4:41 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
Allowing the misread potential is ironically required in my view.
January 22, 2026 at 4:05 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
So questioning about consent in social media is similar to being the only clothed person at a nudist colony.
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 PM
pidealist.bsky.social
General: this diss track isnt about you

You: why the fuck are you bringing me into this

General: ...
January 22, 2026 at 3:27 PM