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Muttonheaded Shabaroon. Lead singer for Nancy Reagan and the Expectorates. "foul woman" "Some maintenance required, will not pass a PPE but serviceably sound for the current job." For press inquiries, please contact Violet Crumbles.
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piegoblin.bsky.social
I have the cutest video but this platform won't let me upload it bc it's too big and I'm not sure how to get it here without utterly doxxing myself. Here is a still to give you a taste
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logophobe.bsky.social
"Average human eats 17 sausages daily" factoid merely statistical error. Sausages Georg, who consumes 10,000 sausages per hour, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
piegoblin.bsky.social
Nor is it bc he did a slip n slide straight into a septic tank so me either
piegoblin.bsky.social
I like this and I will adopt this philosophy
piegoblin.bsky.social
There are a few of those here - one of the fun things about this sport is all the outfits. There's a rich lady clothing store here with the cutest softest sweaters.

This is what I bought (handmade!):
piegoblin.bsky.social
Yes but like I don't want to make things weird bc I'm her client
piegoblin.bsky.social
Would it be a horse show if you didn't buy a brand new expensive piece of tack
piegoblin.bsky.social
My vet is showing with us at this show and I'm having such a good time with her, I just want to be friends with her how do i make her my friend
piegoblin.bsky.social
I want to know who is the person who wrote this and under what rock they have been residing under
piegoblin.bsky.social
This woman is just blithely stupid
piegoblin.bsky.social
I watch stuff with my earbuds in when no one's home. I can't explain it.
piegoblin.bsky.social
Daisy! 13 ottb mare (I've had her since she was 5).
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piegoblin.bsky.social
The thing is, this all lives in my head and is part of my normal routine. I probably SHOULD write it down 😂
piegoblin.bsky.social
"she liked ten small meals throughout the day, hand fed and moistened with holy water" I say, while I chew on a protein bar I found at the bottom of my bag.