Humper Bob
@pig4urcum.bsky.social
Dallas, Tx. I’m only a top when it involves sarcasm.
That was in my instruction manual.
August 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
That was in my instruction manual.
When you foolishly buy $8 dildos from TEMU and they show up and you think “WTF was I thinking I was going to get?”
July 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
When you foolishly buy $8 dildos from TEMU and they show up and you think “WTF was I thinking I was going to get?”
When I was 10 years old and saw those daddy cocks at the swimming pool showers, I fell in love. 50 years later I still get the same twitching in my gut. But now my ass has it too.
June 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
When I was 10 years old and saw those daddy cocks at the swimming pool showers, I fell in love. 50 years later I still get the same twitching in my gut. But now my ass has it too.
You can be my warm butt plug
June 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
You can be my warm butt plug
I’m going to have to be more careful when I talk. Getting TP’d meant something A LOT different when I was younger.
Triple dildo and fisting
#triplepenetration #ff #fisting #gayfisting #punchfisting #holestretching #gape #gapedhole #gayfetish #wreckedhole #holewrecking
#triplepenetration #ff #fisting #gayfisting #punchfisting #holestretching #gape #gapedhole #gayfetish #wreckedhole #holewrecking
May 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’m going to have to be more careful when I talk. Getting TP’d meant something A LOT different when I was younger.
Let’s see his face when he figures out why it’s not needed. Any why you were late.
Never keep a Sniffies Top waiting.....
May 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Let’s see his face when he figures out why it’s not needed. Any why you were late.
Seriously. What the fuck is everyone thinking. Today I sent a DM over there asking someone if they had a Bluesky account and suddenly my account was locked, I had to prove I was a human because of suspicious activity, and when I got passed the BS, my message was gone. Fucking nazi censoring my DM!
That small window of time when people stopped using twitter and were mostly using Bluesky 😢
Miss her
Miss her
May 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Seriously. What the fuck is everyone thinking. Today I sent a DM over there asking someone if they had a Bluesky account and suddenly my account was locked, I had to prove I was a human because of suspicious activity, and when I got passed the BS, my message was gone. Fucking nazi censoring my DM!
Well at least dildo prices have come down.
May 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Well at least dildo prices have come down.
I’m going down.
May 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m going down.
Need to make better choices in restaurants.
May 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Need to make better choices in restaurants.
I’ll have what he’s having.
Everyone who re-posts this gets FREE access to the full 36-minute video on My Google drive.
Re-post, then send Me a message.
Giving sexy David Portland his very first BDSM experience. Including kissing, sucking, fucking, tt, Cbt, flogging, bondage - all while cars driving by can see us.
Re-post, then send Me a message.
Giving sexy David Portland his very first BDSM experience. Including kissing, sucking, fucking, tt, Cbt, flogging, bondage - all while cars driving by can see us.
May 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I’ll have what he’s having.
My favorite Wood-worker.
Just sittin on the edge of your bed waiting for you to wake up. 🐻😈
April 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My favorite Wood-worker.
Didn’t work for me either, but I was willing to try just in case.
My buddy Jeremy is so dumb that his trainer told him direct injections of protein build muscle mass the fastest.
April 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Didn’t work for me either, but I was willing to try just in case.
They always know. Because the boy will have sperm breath and daddy will have minty dick.
Of course she doesn't know. And she's not going to.
April 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
They always know. Because the boy will have sperm breath and daddy will have minty dick.
I was not joking about dildo prices
April 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I was not joking about dildo prices
The slutty right side of the brain says “What if I put a huge magnet way up my ass?”
The technical left side of the brain says “It doesn’t work that way”
😖
The technical left side of the brain says “It doesn’t work that way”
😖
March 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The slutty right side of the brain says “What if I put a huge magnet way up my ass?”
The technical left side of the brain says “It doesn’t work that way”
😖
The technical left side of the brain says “It doesn’t work that way”
😖
This is what “influencer” meant when I was younger.
Fan Favorite/Best of from the Piggysleaze Theme of the Day: Hi-Viz Vests. #piggysleaze #themeoftheday #hiviz
March 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
This is what “influencer” meant when I was younger.
I had my tubes tied. So runny nose is about all I’ll get.
March 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I had my tubes tied. So runny nose is about all I’ll get.
Is that you woofing at my pussy?
Not my usual content, but look how fucking cute my child is 🐶💙
March 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Is that you woofing at my pussy?
Reposted by Humper Bob
Let me know who out there wants to be bent over and have me pound the fucking ever loving shit out of them until they are a crying screaming mess begging for more ? Apply in the comments
January 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Let me know who out there wants to be bent over and have me pound the fucking ever loving shit out of them until they are a crying screaming mess begging for more ? Apply in the comments
The invisible bottom.
March 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The invisible bottom.
You got a camera inside you? 😵
Just wait until you see both of them inside me. #CummingSoon @notjustinjett @rivernorth.bsky.social
March 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You got a camera inside you? 😵
Isn’t technically that a penis replica? Would a dildo replica be a copy of a dildo?
March 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Isn’t technically that a penis replica? Would a dildo replica be a copy of a dildo?
Fucking egg prices!
Fucking tariffs!
It’s too expensive to be a pervert these days.
Fucking tariffs!
It’s too expensive to be a pervert these days.
March 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Fucking egg prices!
Fucking tariffs!
It’s too expensive to be a pervert these days.
Fucking tariffs!
It’s too expensive to be a pervert these days.
Size is way too small.
March 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Size is way too small.