Humper Bob
@pig4urcum.bsky.social
Dallas, Tx. I’m only a top when it involves sarcasm.
When you foolishly buy $8 dildos from TEMU and they show up and you think “WTF was I thinking I was going to get?”
July 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
When you foolishly buy $8 dildos from TEMU and they show up and you think “WTF was I thinking I was going to get?”
Well at least dildo prices have come down.
May 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Well at least dildo prices have come down.
Need to make better choices in restaurants.
May 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Need to make better choices in restaurants.
Fucking egg prices!
Fucking tariffs!
It’s too expensive to be a pervert these days.
Fucking tariffs!
It’s too expensive to be a pervert these days.
March 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Fucking egg prices!
Fucking tariffs!
It’s too expensive to be a pervert these days.
Fucking tariffs!
It’s too expensive to be a pervert these days.
FUCK! Prices on dildos are going to go through the roof.
February 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
FUCK! Prices on dildos are going to go through the roof.
Sniffies for doughnuts.
February 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sniffies for doughnuts.
They need to post that above the door at Club Dallas.
January 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
They need to post that above the door at Club Dallas.
Oh, please! 🙄
What an amateur
What an amateur
December 19, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Oh, please! 🙄
What an amateur
What an amateur
I know it’s a serious post. I just found it ironic that it was sandwiched between content like that.
December 14, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I know it’s a serious post. I just found it ironic that it was sandwiched between content like that.
I think I just became the proudest pig on the planet.
December 10, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I think I just became the proudest pig on the planet.
Honestly, the first thought I had when I saw this was that’s way better than what’s in most bathhouses. I wonder if I can take it in.
December 8, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Honestly, the first thought I had when I saw this was that’s way better than what’s in most bathhouses. I wonder if I can take it in.
Had Grindr in ancient times, too.
November 16, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Had Grindr in ancient times, too.