Ho(e)metown Homo
@pigmakebacon.bsky.social
An aggressively transgender schizophrenic with a great sense of humor
I urgently need to think of a british thing that would get used as a vibrator in a british version of masturbation
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I urgently need to think of a british thing that would get used as a vibrator in a british version of masturbation
Do british people use tea as lube
February 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Do british people use tea as lube
Do british people use unseasoned boiled steaks as dildos?
February 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Do british people use unseasoned boiled steaks as dildos?
Do british people use beans as anal beads?
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Do british people use beans as anal beads?
Tummy hurts, got too gregnant. Gonna have a gregbortion later at the gregged parenthood
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Tummy hurts, got too gregnant. Gonna have a gregbortion later at the gregged parenthood
You and me both sister
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
You and me both sister
What week long crashout *wink*
February 8, 2026 at 7:36 AM
What week long crashout *wink*
If i knew where you lived i would break into your house and beat you with a baseball bat with a piece of paper on it with the writing “words” to emphasize how impactful the words you use are. They shape your outlook and in this case actively hurt you. They also break your ribs
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
If i knew where you lived i would break into your house and beat you with a baseball bat with a piece of paper on it with the writing “words” to emphasize how impactful the words you use are. They shape your outlook and in this case actively hurt you. They also break your ribs
Its the brain goblin giving your brain a deep clean, once its done youll feel GREAT but also probably will want to kill yourself
February 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Its the brain goblin giving your brain a deep clean, once its done youll feel GREAT but also probably will want to kill yourself
You ever play a game so much it starts bleeding into your dreams? For years ive had dreams where im straight up just playing fucking fortnite. During Wrecked i would hear a car in my dreams and i would go into panic mode, this also happened to a lesser extent in real life. Shits crazy man
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 PM
You ever play a game so much it starts bleeding into your dreams? For years ive had dreams where im straight up just playing fucking fortnite. During Wrecked i would hear a car in my dreams and i would go into panic mode, this also happened to a lesser extent in real life. Shits crazy man
Especially dont hit a billionaire with one!!
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Especially dont hit a billionaire with one!!
Science invent height transfer when
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Science invent height transfer when
If i post a bajillion times at least one of them will make me microfamous and im just waiting for that one
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
If i post a bajillion times at least one of them will make me microfamous and im just waiting for that one
DAMN
I hope you at least get some good OT for it
I hope you at least get some good OT for it
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
DAMN
I hope you at least get some good OT for it
I hope you at least get some good OT for it
Meanwhile im 6’2 and would LOVE to lose a few inches
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Meanwhile im 6’2 and would LOVE to lose a few inches
Guy who mishears “i want pizza” as “i want petes ahh” and shows pictures of petes ass
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Guy who mishears “i want pizza” as “i want petes ahh” and shows pictures of petes ass
I look like minecraft skeleton with hair, paleness and all
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I look like minecraft skeleton with hair, paleness and all
Im so tired my eyes are burning but i like kinda wanna keep scrolling
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Im so tired my eyes are burning but i like kinda wanna keep scrolling
Im foaming at the mouth every time i listen to a @bitbreaker.bsky.social song, please check out their music they just dropped a new song
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Im foaming at the mouth every time i listen to a @bitbreaker.bsky.social song, please check out their music they just dropped a new song
Truly the silent killer of america
February 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Truly the silent killer of america
Step one: purchase air fryer
Step two: cook everything in it for a few months
Step three: you havent touched it in two years and forgot where you stored it
Step two: cook everything in it for a few months
Step three: you havent touched it in two years and forgot where you stored it
February 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Step one: purchase air fryer
Step two: cook everything in it for a few months
Step three: you havent touched it in two years and forgot where you stored it
Step two: cook everything in it for a few months
Step three: you havent touched it in two years and forgot where you stored it
Do you think Buddha would give me a hug and tell me its gonna be ok? Or would he say it in another language
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Do you think Buddha would give me a hug and tell me its gonna be ok? Or would he say it in another language
Play video game
February 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Play video game