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Jessica Jones {Parody}

@pijessicajones.bsky.social

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"Private Eye, adoptive sister to Trish Walker, best friend is Jack Daniels, and hates being called a super hero" {{ #MarvelRP #MCURP #JessicaJonesRP 21+ No Lewds Allowed, Minors Do Not Interact}} Parody

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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Nov 24

"If you Say 'With great power comes great responsibility,' I swear I'll throw up in your face."

📷 Veteran RPer
📷No Lewds Allowed
📷 Lit/Des
📷Crossover Friendly
📷 #JessicaJonesRP
📷 #MCURP
📷 #MarvelRP
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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Apr 6

Karen Page {Parody} @secretarypage.bsky.social · Apr 6

{{ Sorry for not being around here and on Jess I've been depressed as of late due to my nurse job but I'm here now promise to bring Madisynn King here soon and looking forward to pick things up where I left off.}}

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Feb 1

{{ I know I've been on and off here but I've been busy with my job as a nurse and it’s been crazy. I'll try and get on making Madisynn King soon.}}

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Feb 1

{{ Okay, if you have any and I mean ANY sort of p*rn GIFs, vids, and pics. You will be blocked off, because that shit is very triggering to me and makes me sick.}}

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Jan 12

She throws darts that is paltered with @superi0rheroics.bsky.social picture on the board while playing Garbage in her office.

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Jan 10

{{ Gonna open up a Madisynn King account sometime this weekend.}}

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Jan 1

Gets drunk on the TL. "Happy New Year everybody!!!!!! Let’s get……" She puked on the reader's face.

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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 25

She drinks her bottle of vodka. "Merry Christmas everybody!!!!!!"

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 14

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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 9

She stole one of Dr. Strange's relics and placed it on her bookcase.

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 9

"Your quote with power and responsibility makes me hurl."

𝖵𝗂𝗀𝗂𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾 @vigilantehero.bsky.social · Dec 9

swerving to the side. “woah. Don’t tell me it’s the spandex that provoked you.”

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 8

She drunkenly throws a snowball at the reader.

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 9

She dodges it as she poorly does the Matrix scene, she fell and landed on the snow while laughing drunkenly.

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 9

"So what you're gonna shoot me too Gran Torino if I don't get off your lawn, Eastwood?"

⭙⎯ D̶E̶A̶D̶ 𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 . @oldmanwolverine.bsky.social · Dec 7

" I shot the last smart-ass who said that, Missy. "

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 7

"Has anybody told you that you can use some coconut cream on your face, old man?"

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 8

She drunkenly throws a snowball at the reader.

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 7

"Has anybody told you that you can use some coconut cream on your face, old man?"

⭙⎯ D̶E̶A̶D̶ 𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 . @oldmanwolverine.bsky.social · Dec 7

" quit that, would you? "

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 7

She drunkenly laughs at him while looking at him with his puke stained mask. "Have you been drinking this evening ma'am?”

Professor Elliot Tolliver (Luna's Love)) @superi0rheroics.bsky.social · Dec 7

"Yes?"

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 7

She flashes…… her flashlight to reader's eyes.

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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 4

{{ Here's my impression of Mason Wyatt on DMs towards female RPers;

Mason: *Bitching, whining to reply faster name calling, while they're focus on their RLs*

Female RPers: *Blocks him*

Mason: 👇🏻}}

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 3

@hostandsymbiote.bsky.social She drank her JD from a water bottle and started jabbing her finger drunkenly. "Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite, Parasite,Parasite."

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 2

"God I wanna throw up on you so bad…."

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 2

@aneducatedwish.bsky.social "You're guy in red I've been hearing about that won't shut the hell up."

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 2

{{ I'm gonna get Supergirl and Mary Jane on here soon, planning RPing as Madisynn King.}}

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 2

{{ Nah, I'm done with both of them since there's nothing I can do with them, and want to explore more characters that I wanted to RP and planned on Twitter at the time I brought back my Lois Lane account and I'm RPing as Poison Ivy.}}

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Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 2

@superi0rheroics.bsky.social "If you want your puke stained mask clean, try and get a date with my sister Trish she's rich and still pay for the bill."

Jessica Jones {Parody} @pijessicajones.bsky.social · Dec 2

" 'dear'? What are you my mom? What's next you're gonna tell me don't listen to Nirvana because it's depressing music?" She shivered her shoulders, as she drank another glass of JD from that cringing moment.