matte jones
@pillowfort.bsky.social
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matte jones
@pillowfort.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Joker: "Born to Post", sir.
Colonel: You write "Born to Post" on your helmet and you wear a t-shirt that says "Posting is a form of self harm". What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir.
Joker: "Born to Post", sir.
Colonel: You write "Born to Post" on your helmet and you wear a t-shirt that says "Posting is a form of self harm". What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir.
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I’m enjoying Pluribus a lot but if I wanted to be cruel about it I would describe it as The Good Place for people who made a point of staying on Twitter and not going to Bluesky
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m enjoying Pluribus a lot but if I wanted to be cruel about it I would describe it as The Good Place for people who made a point of staying on Twitter and not going to Bluesky
not the fault of the interviewer! btw! clearly some poorly communicated aims and needs from this shoot - either not knowing what you need before you go in, or not having the need until the ad spend comes in and going, like, alright what do we have. quick.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
not the fault of the interviewer! btw! clearly some poorly communicated aims and needs from this shoot - either not knowing what you need before you go in, or not having the need until the ad spend comes in and going, like, alright what do we have. quick.
this is, of course, coming from the guy who asked ralph fiennes if he's ever played mario kart
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
this is, of course, coming from the guy who asked ralph fiennes if he's ever played mario kart
yeah man. two people being asked a question they arent interested in and giving an answer i didnt want. might check this show out.
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
yeah man. two people being asked a question they arent interested in and giving an answer i didnt want. might check this show out.
theres a tiktok ad i'm getting a lot of these two polite but over it actors being asked the kind of "what would you do if a gnome came in here and started screaming" tier junket stuff and you'll be surprised that no one is engaging with it
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
theres a tiktok ad i'm getting a lot of these two polite but over it actors being asked the kind of "what would you do if a gnome came in here and started screaming" tier junket stuff and you'll be surprised that no one is engaging with it
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It's objectively strange that Chrono Trigger is the name of a JRPG series about time travellers dealing with a crisis, and Time Crisis a series of light gun games.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It's objectively strange that Chrono Trigger is the name of a JRPG series about time travellers dealing with a crisis, and Time Crisis a series of light gun games.
family guy themed smashing pumpkins cover band the world is a quagmire
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
family guy themed smashing pumpkins cover band the world is a quagmire
got up early in order to travel to Slough. what a reward.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
got up early in order to travel to Slough. what a reward.
once on here i said we have limited individual ability to change someone's behaviour so is ostracising people you disagree with going to do anything? and someone called me a scab in reply. but since it was exactly one person and i haven’t changed my opinion, i appreciated their help making my point
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
once on here i said we have limited individual ability to change someone's behaviour so is ostracising people you disagree with going to do anything? and someone called me a scab in reply. but since it was exactly one person and i haven’t changed my opinion, i appreciated their help making my point
a fun thing today on here of people accusing someone of making up a guy to get mad at. but a unique flip was people pretending the guy had a different opinion than he expressed, thereby making the people replying to it the ones making up a guy to get mad at.
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
a fun thing today on here of people accusing someone of making up a guy to get mad at. but a unique flip was people pretending the guy had a different opinion than he expressed, thereby making the people replying to it the ones making up a guy to get mad at.
they've clearly edited this for retention and speed when if the real game is any good it's about the tension inherent in the pacing, and it's making the whole thing come off like the fence jumping scene in taken 3
youtu.be/rM1xMEUoCFg
youtu.be/rM1xMEUoCFg
Shark Dentist - Official Gameplay Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
they've clearly edited this for retention and speed when if the real game is any good it's about the tension inherent in the pacing, and it's making the whole thing come off like the fence jumping scene in taken 3
youtu.be/rM1xMEUoCFg
youtu.be/rM1xMEUoCFg
the lad that does it again has once again, done it
EXCLUSIVE: So far it's been unclear what proof Rockstar Games has to justify its firing of 34 union members, who it claims were leaking "confidential information in a public forum".
PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...
PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...
The Messages Rockstar Saw Before Firing 34 Union Members
YouTube video by People Make Games
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
the lad that does it again has once again, done it
my job on the commune would be giving you the early shifts
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
my job on the commune would be giving you the early shifts
have some of mine lad
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
have some of mine lad
bouncer that checks you for drugs and when you don't have any they're like. why. mate. it's fucking boring in there otherwise.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
bouncer that checks you for drugs and when you don't have any they're like. why. mate. it's fucking boring in there otherwise.
is that what the little pocket is for...?
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
is that what the little pocket is for...?
i've long maintained my politics are i want a nice life for people i can't stand
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
i've long maintained my politics are i want a nice life for people i can't stand
yeah your other points are v clarifying
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
yeah your other points are v clarifying
"we cannot improve society"
"and so you choose to retract from it? curious!"
"and so you choose to retract from it? curious!"
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
"we cannot improve society"
"and so you choose to retract from it? curious!"
"and so you choose to retract from it? curious!"
there's insufficient evidence of the safety of aspertame and ultra processed meat. i can still buy a meal deal.
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
there's insufficient evidence of the safety of aspertame and ultra processed meat. i can still buy a meal deal.
spliting hairs here but the review didn't recommend a ban, it said there was insufficient evidence of safety pending clinical trial. it was the government who said that review couldn't, say, include everyone currently taking them.
a clinical trial is something you conduct to see if a drug is safe, not something you conduct to "build evidence" that a drug should be banned.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
spliting hairs here but the review didn't recommend a ban, it said there was insufficient evidence of safety pending clinical trial. it was the government who said that review couldn't, say, include everyone currently taking them.
i'm a gamer
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 AM
i'm a gamer
Deadlock, Valve, 2024
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Deadlock, Valve, 2024
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british people love to say "well, in fairness"
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
british people love to say "well, in fairness"