Philipp Kloeckner ✅
@pip.net
🇪🇺 Tech Analyst • Investor/Advisor • Digital Marketing & Organic Growth
🇩🇪 Co-Host Doppelgänger TechTalk Podcast
🇩🇪 Co-Host Doppelgänger TechTalk Podcast
The Trump Administration has officially built the largest "revolving door" in the history of the U.S. - 1.000 big tech employees will join the "US Tech Force" to modernize U.S. GovTech while partly being put on leave by their current BigTech employers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolvi...
December 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The Trump Administration has officially built the largest "revolving door" in the history of the U.S. - 1.000 big tech employees will join the "US Tech Force" to modernize U.S. GovTech while partly being put on leave by their current BigTech employers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolvi...
Nobody knows when a bubble is about to burst. But you can tell how many people will be fu$%&d and how steep the decline will be by looking at money borrowed for stock speculation...
December 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Nobody knows when a bubble is about to burst. But you can tell how many people will be fu$%&d and how steep the decline will be by looking at money borrowed for stock speculation...
Quick heads-up to retail investors. YOU will have to fund Sam Altman's NVIDIA orders. The private markets will not have the money to support his vision.
PS: Remind me when the "dry powder" that everyone was speaking of for the last 3 years will be deployed.
PS: Remind me when the "dry powder" that everyone was speaking of for the last 3 years will be deployed.
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Quick heads-up to retail investors. YOU will have to fund Sam Altman's NVIDIA orders. The private markets will not have the money to support his vision.
PS: Remind me when the "dry powder" that everyone was speaking of for the last 3 years will be deployed.
PS: Remind me when the "dry powder" that everyone was speaking of for the last 3 years will be deployed.
🎯 Auf einen ist Verlass...
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
🎯 Auf einen ist Verlass...
Klarna ($KLAR) once again applying for world championchip in PPT yoga.
Left: We're consistently growing slower than our competitor, but look at our US business.
Right: We might have cut y-axis without notice, but isn't that an incredible take rate development?
Left: We're consistently growing slower than our competitor, but look at our US business.
Right: We might have cut y-axis without notice, but isn't that an incredible take rate development?
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Klarna ($KLAR) once again applying for world championchip in PPT yoga.
Left: We're consistently growing slower than our competitor, but look at our US business.
Right: We might have cut y-axis without notice, but isn't that an incredible take rate development?
Left: We're consistently growing slower than our competitor, but look at our US business.
Right: We might have cut y-axis without notice, but isn't that an incredible take rate development?
Reposted by Philipp Kloeckner ✅
Frauen sind nur dann etwas wert, wenn sie als Töchter von Vätern betrachtet werden und Männer sind dann Gefahren, wenn sie migrantisch gelesen werden. Friedrich Merz ist ein Rassist, ein Sexist und eine riesengroße Gefahr.
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Frauen sind nur dann etwas wert, wenn sie als Töchter von Vätern betrachtet werden und Männer sind dann Gefahren, wenn sie migrantisch gelesen werden. Friedrich Merz ist ein Rassist, ein Sexist und eine riesengroße Gefahr.
Könnte die Deutsche Bahn ja auch mal in der Navigator App für ihre Kunden anbieten. Zeit hätte man ja oft. Aber WiFi?
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Könnte die Deutsche Bahn ja auch mal in der Navigator App für ihre Kunden anbieten. Zeit hätte man ja oft. Aber WiFi?
🚨 We're close to reaching a new record high in borrowing money for speculation. Add crypto gambles and "prediction markets" and we're already there. fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BOGZ1...
October 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
🚨 We're close to reaching a new record high in borrowing money for speculation. Add crypto gambles and "prediction markets" and we're already there. fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BOGZ1...
Top-Format mit erstklassigen TV-Unterhaltern.
ABER: Wenn Frank Thelen "Ich hab noch nie was gemolken" sagt, schreien ein paar Retail-Anleger auf der Couch "DOCH!" #neufund #vonfloerke #sonomotors #wirecard #lilium
ABER: Wenn Frank Thelen "Ich hab noch nie was gemolken" sagt, schreien ein paar Retail-Anleger auf der Couch "DOCH!" #neufund #vonfloerke #sonomotors #wirecard #lilium
October 17, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Top-Format mit erstklassigen TV-Unterhaltern.
ABER: Wenn Frank Thelen "Ich hab noch nie was gemolken" sagt, schreien ein paar Retail-Anleger auf der Couch "DOCH!" #neufund #vonfloerke #sonomotors #wirecard #lilium
ABER: Wenn Frank Thelen "Ich hab noch nie was gemolken" sagt, schreien ein paar Retail-Anleger auf der Couch "DOCH!" #neufund #vonfloerke #sonomotors #wirecard #lilium
Client buybacks are the new stock buybacks. - - Nvidia to Finance Musk’s xAI Chips as Part of $20 Billion Deal www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Musk’s xAI Nears $20 Billion Capital Raise Tied to Nvidia Chips
Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence startup xAI is raising more financing than initially planned, tapping backers including Nvidia Corp. to lift its ongoing funding round to $20 billion, according to…
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October 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Client buybacks are the new stock buybacks. - - Nvidia to Finance Musk’s xAI Chips as Part of $20 Billion Deal www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Last photo you have taken of yourself before you hear the bone saw buzzing.
October 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Last photo you have taken of yourself before you hear the bone saw buzzing.
If I would need lots of images to train my AI models I'd offer users the ability to turn any image into a 6 sec video in exchange for access to their on device image library. #grokimagine
October 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
If I would need lots of images to train my AI models I'd offer users the ability to turn any image into a 6 sec video in exchange for access to their on device image library. #grokimagine
Took them a while, but after years, Google has started to implement an easy-to-copy emoji search feature.
October 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Took them a while, but after years, Google has started to implement an easy-to-copy emoji search feature.
Northern Data staff explaining the meteoritic rise of the company...
“Four people have been arrested in connection with an investigation into large-scale VAT fraud,” a spokesperson for the Swedish Economic Crime Authority told Bloomberg, adding the tax evasion is estimated to be more than €100mn.
“Four people have been arrested in connection with an investigation into large-scale VAT fraud,” a spokesperson for the Swedish Economic Crime Authority told Bloomberg, adding the tax evasion is estimated to be more than €100mn.
September 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Northern Data staff explaining the meteoritic rise of the company...
“Four people have been arrested in connection with an investigation into large-scale VAT fraud,” a spokesperson for the Swedish Economic Crime Authority told Bloomberg, adding the tax evasion is estimated to be more than €100mn.
“Four people have been arrested in connection with an investigation into large-scale VAT fraud,” a spokesperson for the Swedish Economic Crime Authority told Bloomberg, adding the tax evasion is estimated to be more than €100mn.
Podcast @Handelsblatt "Disrupt" - Tech-Analyst Philipp Klöckner: „Wenn wir unser Denken an die KI auslagern, verkümmert unser Gehirn“ www.handelsblatt.com/audio/disrup...
Handelsblatt
Philipp Klöckner zählt zu den bekanntesten Stimmen der deutschen Tech-Szene. Im Podcast prophezeit er „das Ende der Experten“ und warnt vor den gesellschaftlichen Folgen von KI.
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September 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Podcast @Handelsblatt "Disrupt" - Tech-Analyst Philipp Klöckner: „Wenn wir unser Denken an die KI auslagern, verkümmert unser Gehirn“ www.handelsblatt.com/audio/disrup...
US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent pledged to provide “all options for stabilisation” to President Javier Milei to keep Argentina from falling back into crisis. Trump is bailing out Milei. Although all I read is that the country is thriving. :) www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
September 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent pledged to provide “all options for stabilisation” to President Javier Milei to keep Argentina from falling back into crisis. Trump is bailing out Milei. Although all I read is that the country is thriving. :) www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Every Oura ring sold is now valued at USD 2,000. We're not in a bubble, though.
September 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Every Oura ring sold is now valued at USD 2,000. We're not in a bubble, though.
Hey @DB_Bahn. Vorschlag: Ich darf im Bordrestaurant 4 EUR "Korkgeld" zahlen und darf mir dafür ein gut schmeckendes Weißbier aufmachen, das nicht von @ErdingerWB gebraut wurde.
Alternative: Ihr steigt auf Urweisse von Erdinger um, das ist immerhin fast genießbar.
Alternative: Ihr steigt auf Urweisse von Erdinger um, das ist immerhin fast genießbar.
September 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hey @DB_Bahn. Vorschlag: Ich darf im Bordrestaurant 4 EUR "Korkgeld" zahlen und darf mir dafür ein gut schmeckendes Weißbier aufmachen, das nicht von @ErdingerWB gebraut wurde.
Alternative: Ihr steigt auf Urweisse von Erdinger um, das ist immerhin fast genießbar.
Alternative: Ihr steigt auf Urweisse von Erdinger um, das ist immerhin fast genießbar.
Social media is being locked down by Trump allies. Soon, DJT will bring "his" TikTok to Europe. www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...
September 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Social media is being locked down by Trump allies. Soon, DJT will bring "his" TikTok to Europe. www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...
tagesschau24: Philipp Klöckner, Tech-Analyst, zu den Beratungen zwischen Trump und Xi über die Zukunft von TikTok www.ardmediathek.de/video/Y3JpZD...
tagesschau24: Philip Klöckner, Tech-Analyst, zu den Beratungen zwischen Trump und Xi über die Zukunft von TikTok - hier anschauen
Philip Klöckner, Tech-Analyst, zu den Beratungen zwischen Trump und Xi über die Zukunft von TikTok
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September 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
tagesschau24: Philipp Klöckner, Tech-Analyst, zu den Beratungen zwischen Trump und Xi über die Zukunft von TikTok www.ardmediathek.de/video/Y3JpZD...
Fun Fact: Trans-Menschen glauben auch nicht, dass Frank Thelen erfolgreicher "Tech Investor" oder "Fonds-Manager" ist.
September 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Fun Fact: Trans-Menschen glauben auch nicht, dass Frank Thelen erfolgreicher "Tech Investor" oder "Fonds-Manager" ist.
If you're a journalist, podcaster or video creator, you're transitioning from media to AI tutoring. Your old business model is in structural decline and your new model doesn't exist, if you publish to the open web.
September 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
If you're a journalist, podcaster or video creator, you're transitioning from media to AI tutoring. Your old business model is in structural decline and your new model doesn't exist, if you publish to the open web.
Ist schon mal jemand mit dem ICE in den Kölner Hbf gefahren ohne mind 5 min auf der Hohenzollernbrücke Stopp zu machen?
September 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ist schon mal jemand mit dem ICE in den Kölner Hbf gefahren ohne mind 5 min auf der Hohenzollernbrücke Stopp zu machen?
Der libertäre Freidenker, Milei und Musk-Enthusiast, Georg Kofler, hat mich nun auf LinkedIn blockiert. Vermutlich weil der Ruin-Unternehmer und Anlageschwindler seine Ideen lieber unwidersprochen unters Volk bringt. Social Media macht schließlich nur als Einbahnstraße mit billigen Claqueren Spaß.
September 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Der libertäre Freidenker, Milei und Musk-Enthusiast, Georg Kofler, hat mich nun auf LinkedIn blockiert. Vermutlich weil der Ruin-Unternehmer und Anlageschwindler seine Ideen lieber unwidersprochen unters Volk bringt. Social Media macht schließlich nur als Einbahnstraße mit billigen Claqueren Spaß.
18 months ago, @ElonMusk vocally called for a "moratorium on AI development". 2018 he called it "far more dangerous thank nukes".
Today, he can't wait until @Grok turns into AGI.
Today, he can't wait until @Grok turns into AGI.
September 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
18 months ago, @ElonMusk vocally called for a "moratorium on AI development". 2018 he called it "far more dangerous thank nukes".
Today, he can't wait until @Grok turns into AGI.
Today, he can't wait until @Grok turns into AGI.