shoulda killed me when you had the chance, Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
shoulda killed me when you had the chance, Charlie Brown
When will there be a chotiner of the left
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When will there be a chotiner of the left
Mr.ey and Ms.ery. The two genres.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Mr.ey and Ms.ery. The two genres.
how many peanuts do they kill to make a reeses
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
how many peanuts do they kill to make a reeses
seeing so many outages recently. I didn't know so many companies use rust
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
seeing so many outages recently. I didn't know so many companies use rust
people say discover is bad. have you considered the posts are bad
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
people say discover is bad. have you considered the posts are bad
Me: I think this thing we made is is good
bleppy11452.bsky.social: I think you mean bad
Me: No I mean good
bleppy11452.bsky.social: I think you mean bad
Me: No I mean good
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Me: I think this thing we made is is good
bleppy11452.bsky.social: I think you mean bad
Me: No I mean good
bleppy11452.bsky.social: I think you mean bad
Me: No I mean good
In hindsight it would've been nice if the Atmosphere had 3 years of hype before there were any products that dealt with the realities of the technology. Our bad
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
In hindsight it would've been nice if the Atmosphere had 3 years of hype before there were any products that dealt with the realities of the technology. Our bad
I step out of my Moderator Birthing Pod filled with wisdom and justice which drives me to only do what is right: go back in the pod and drown in the moderator goo
The ideal the solution is infallible mods, trained from birth to always make the correct decision. The only advantage of decentralization is that it's easier to implement than that.
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I step out of my Moderator Birthing Pod filled with wisdom and justice which drives me to only do what is right: go back in the pod and drown in the moderator goo
The goal of posting is to get person to press the like button while their body is screaming no
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The goal of posting is to get person to press the like button while their body is screaming no
I'm not surprised but I do think I underestimated how mad my "nothing smaller than 1 millisecond" joke would make engineers
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'm not surprised but I do think I underestimated how mad my "nothing smaller than 1 millisecond" joke would make engineers
I guess sandwiches are legal now
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I guess sandwiches are legal now
rogan: I went on bluesky and they were making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and it looked at me
musk [nodding]: unhinged
musk [nodding]: unhinged
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
rogan: I went on bluesky and they were making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and it looked at me
musk [nodding]: unhinged
musk [nodding]: unhinged
And lo the machine was instanced in the docker’s image, and it was good
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
And lo the machine was instanced in the docker’s image, and it was good
well have fun new york! now everybody's going to have to ride the subway or possibly take a cab as a little treat, and you're going to live in apartments in brooklyn or something, and sometimes you'll go out drinking and fall asleep and wake up at the end of the line. you voted for this.
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
well have fun new york! now everybody's going to have to ride the subway or possibly take a cab as a little treat, and you're going to live in apartments in brooklyn or something, and sometimes you'll go out drinking and fall asleep and wake up at the end of the line. you voted for this.
if you believe that then I have a bridge to mastodon to sell you
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
if you believe that then I have a bridge to mastodon to sell you
Let's not lose sight of the fact that at the end of the night, some poor guy is going to have to become the mayor of nyc
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Let's not lose sight of the fact that at the end of the night, some poor guy is going to have to become the mayor of nyc
swiss cheese really has the market cornered on being swiss cheese
November 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
swiss cheese really has the market cornered on being swiss cheese
Parable of the Hamilton-likers bar, apparently
November 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Parable of the Hamilton-likers bar, apparently
Wow I had muted that thread before it went off hard about the torment nexus thing
I’m not insane right? For years we’ve been colloquially calling social media the torment nexus, the inference being that social networks were one of the things that tech people unwisely made
I’m not insane right? For years we’ve been colloquially calling social media the torment nexus, the inference being that social networks were one of the things that tech people unwisely made
November 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Wow I had muted that thread before it went off hard about the torment nexus thing
I’m not insane right? For years we’ve been colloquially calling social media the torment nexus, the inference being that social networks were one of the things that tech people unwisely made
I’m not insane right? For years we’ve been colloquially calling social media the torment nexus, the inference being that social networks were one of the things that tech people unwisely made
I'm being told I don't understand what the torment nexus tweet actually meant
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm being told I don't understand what the torment nexus tweet actually meant
Fear and desire are often two sides of the same coin. For instance, Im afraid of hot spiders
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fear and desire are often two sides of the same coin. For instance, Im afraid of hot spiders
we hired a kit and a pip and at some point we're going to hire a paul
October 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
we hired a kit and a pip and at some point we're going to hire a paul
willy wonka bombing on a date trying to explain why his business practices are ethical, he uses the phrase "the rights of business owners" and the oompa loompas come out with a rhyme for oof
October 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
willy wonka bombing on a date trying to explain why his business practices are ethical, he uses the phrase "the rights of business owners" and the oompa loompas come out with a rhyme for oof
Tutorial: just hover the curser over the button
Curser: fuck you dont touch me
Curser: fuck you dont touch me
October 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Tutorial: just hover the curser over the button
Curser: fuck you dont touch me
Curser: fuck you dont touch me