Okay but the NEXT crypto scheme, that one will totally work
January 21, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Okay but the NEXT crypto scheme, that one will totally work
encouraging everybody to block the bridge to the other social protocol in order to demonstrate the core decentralization value of... of uhh...
January 20, 2026 at 8:33 PM
encouraging everybody to block the bridge to the other social protocol in order to demonstrate the core decentralization value of... of uhh...
destroying nato so you can get greenland to protect yourself from russia
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 PM
destroying nato so you can get greenland to protect yourself from russia
[getting kidnapped on a bus] well I did NOT vote for this
January 20, 2026 at 5:56 AM
[getting kidnapped on a bus] well I did NOT vote for this
you know it's rough when you see a quote of a blocked post and you dont have to guess what it was quoting
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM
you know it's rough when you see a quote of a blocked post and you dont have to guess what it was quoting
the burpus is the flx3 of the crompoint
January 20, 2026 at 12:32 AM
the burpus is the flx3 of the crompoint
It’s true. Atproto is dangerous. It was made to be
January 19, 2026 at 1:07 AM
It’s true. Atproto is dangerous. It was made to be
P(doom) is cheugy now
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
P(doom) is cheugy now
You don’t stop being my dad just because you don’t like me anymore, dad
Jack dorsey’s left leaning social network
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
You don’t stop being my dad just because you don’t like me anymore, dad
Jack dorsey’s left leaning social network
January 15, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Jack dorsey’s left leaning social network
We put the duce in produce
January 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
We put the duce in produce
I think “you intentionally broke search to help the fascists” while I sat with my team through a 5 hour sitroom may have long standing effects on my vibe
January 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I think “you intentionally broke search to help the fascists” while I sat with my team through a 5 hour sitroom may have long standing effects on my vibe
think of all the time we'll save, call that "sloppy seconds"
January 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
think of all the time we'll save, call that "sloppy seconds"
What’s the submission fee to get a featured
that tainted software list looks a bit incomplete
January 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
What’s the submission fee to get a featured
you can just call us incompetent. that's a sufficient explanation
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
you can just call us incompetent. that's a sufficient explanation
The secret to fitting the nefarious shit into your schedule is delegation
i always have wondered where people think the time to do stuff like the accusations comes from lol
January 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The secret to fitting the nefarious shit into your schedule is delegation
incredible stuff going on in the quotes of the "search is down" post
January 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
incredible stuff going on in the quotes of the "search is down" post
the software is stored in the taint
January 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
the software is stored in the taint
ah. now I know how I'll die
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
ah. now I know how I'll die
this is all mapping to my cartesian priors
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
this is all mapping to my cartesian priors
I’m hard offline playing satisfactory but I caught a couple conversations about blacksky and cashu and I gotta toss this out
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m hard offline playing satisfactory but I caught a couple conversations about blacksky and cashu and I gotta toss this out
Programmer advice from the 70s be like “A student asked the guru Dennis Ritchie why he used C. The guru said it was because it was better than B. The student was enlightened.”
December 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Programmer advice from the 70s be like “A student asked the guru Dennis Ritchie why he used C. The guru said it was because it was better than B. The student was enlightened.”
You better not pout
You better not cry
You better not shout I’m telling you why
I don’t like it
You better not cry
You better not shout I’m telling you why
I don’t like it
December 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
You better not pout
You better not cry
You better not shout I’m telling you why
I don’t like it
You better not cry
You better not shout I’m telling you why
I don’t like it