Big Beautiful Beard 🌈
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being and consciousness are like sound and hearing are like fire and heat.
the $3.82 ride that tipped $5. I want to give her 10 stars but there's only 5.
January 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
the $3.82 ride that tipped $5. I want to give her 10 stars but there's only 5.
no I don't believe in "lizard people" but people like Peter Thiel make me wonder.
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
no I don't believe in "lizard people" but people like Peter Thiel make me wonder.
Facebook asked for an update.
January 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Facebook asked for an update.
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all Indians, no tips. one even said "I'll tip on the app" and didn't. why bother lying about it? I understand "can't afford it" but why the dishonesty?
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
all Indians, no tips. one even said "I'll tip on the app" and didn't. why bother lying about it? I understand "can't afford it" but why the dishonesty?
settling into the William H. Macy voice. it's either "doggone" or "darn." yah.
January 4, 2026 at 3:14 PM
settling into the William H. Macy voice. it's either "doggone" or "darn." yah.
the direct deposit card for Lyft drivers has $200 balance protection. when your account is empty you can use it to buy gas and food and whatnot. pretty darn useful. you just pay up down the road.
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
the direct deposit card for Lyft drivers has $200 balance protection. when your account is empty you can use it to buy gas and food and whatnot. pretty darn useful. you just pay up down the road.
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How do MAGA and the NRA feel about Maduro being charged for possession of machine guns by this GOP administration?
Beyond parody.
Beyond parody.
January 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
How do MAGA and the NRA feel about Maduro being charged for possession of machine guns by this GOP administration?
Beyond parody.
Beyond parody.
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America the stupidiful
January 4, 2026 at 12:47 PM
America the stupidiful
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i don't really think people can move objects etc, with their mind, but at the same time, i can see it feasible that if 8 billion people all thought about it, there's a chance we could get one dude's head to explode.
January 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
i don't really think people can move objects etc, with their mind, but at the same time, i can see it feasible that if 8 billion people all thought about it, there's a chance we could get one dude's head to explode.
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The indictment against Maduro is about cocaine. If we had an honest White House Press Corps, every press interview Trump did would start with why he pardoned a narco terrorist president who imported 400 tons of cocaine into the United States.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The indictment against Maduro is about cocaine. If we had an honest White House Press Corps, every press interview Trump did would start with why he pardoned a narco terrorist president who imported 400 tons of cocaine into the United States.
thing I just told my wife...
"Sometimes I'd rather not wake up in the morning. Please don't think it's about you."
"Sometimes I'd rather not wake up in the morning. Please don't think it's about you."
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
thing I just told my wife...
"Sometimes I'd rather not wake up in the morning. Please don't think it's about you."
"Sometimes I'd rather not wake up in the morning. Please don't think it's about you."
impeach, remove, convict of treason, imprison
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM
impeach, remove, convict of treason, imprison
I've heard that the oil in Venezuela is just dinosaur shit.
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I've heard that the oil in Venezuela is just dinosaur shit.
scrolling through "Popular With Friends" you see before and after invasion.
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
scrolling through "Popular With Friends" you see before and after invasion.
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It’s like “What if Iraq but stupider.”
BREAKING
U.S. officials have confirmed that President Donald Trump ordered military strikes inside Venezuela, including strikes on Venezuelan military facilities.
U.S. officials have confirmed that President Donald Trump ordered military strikes inside Venezuela, including strikes on Venezuelan military facilities.
January 3, 2026 at 8:31 AM
It’s like “What if Iraq but stupider.”
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If Nicolás Maduro stands trial in the United States and gets convicted of 34 felonies, does that mean he’s qualified to be our next president now?
Just checking what the standards are these days.
Just checking what the standards are these days.
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM
If Nicolás Maduro stands trial in the United States and gets convicted of 34 felonies, does that mean he’s qualified to be our next president now?
Just checking what the standards are these days.
Just checking what the standards are these days.
Herbert Hoover wasn't a good president. but he had talent in organizing humanitarian relief. so after the war Harry Truman called on Hoover's help. not all past Republicans were raving lunatics.
January 3, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Herbert Hoover wasn't a good president. but he had talent in organizing humanitarian relief. so after the war Harry Truman called on Hoover's help. not all past Republicans were raving lunatics.
