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the Millionaire of piss. inventor of IBS.
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seeing ads during football games and genuinely trying to convince myself to buy the shit. like should i lease a Buick? no. but what if i was in the nut smashing chair from Quantum of Solace? could i be convinced to put $2000 down on an Enclave? it does have the latest tech...and my balls hurt bad.
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
seeing ads during football games and genuinely trying to convince myself to buy the shit. like should i lease a Buick? no. but what if i was in the nut smashing chair from Quantum of Solace? could i be convinced to put $2000 down on an Enclave? it does have the latest tech...and my balls hurt bad.
Went bookstore mode last night
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Went bookstore mode last night
thinking about how my mom revealed a few months ago that she swept up a broken mercury thermometer with her hands
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
thinking about how my mom revealed a few months ago that she swept up a broken mercury thermometer with her hands
even if he is washed as fuck and can't score 10 points, it is still LeBronto
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
even if he is washed as fuck and can't score 10 points, it is still LeBronto
sage is fuzzy as hell man
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
sage is fuzzy as hell man
egg over chili? suck on a willy
chili in a bread bowl? going wild on hole
chili in a bread bowl? going wild on hole
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
egg over chili? suck on a willy
chili in a bread bowl? going wild on hole
chili in a bread bowl? going wild on hole
It would be really funny if the Clippers become a winning team after this.
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It would be really funny if the Clippers become a winning team after this.
Lebron tells someone to listen to Sade to improve their game on the recent yt video.
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Lebron tells someone to listen to Sade to improve their game on the recent yt video.
they should make an airline where all the seats are first class and very cheap, but the plane has a 10% chance of crashing
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
they should make an airline where all the seats are first class and very cheap, but the plane has a 10% chance of crashing
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A BETTER TOMORROW II (John Woo, 1987)
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A BETTER TOMORROW II (John Woo, 1987)
They say brevity is the soul of wit. i wish the wrestlers in the $1,000,000 Six Man Tag Team Match thought the same.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
They say brevity is the soul of wit. i wish the wrestlers in the $1,000,000 Six Man Tag Team Match thought the same.
Mox is doing nipple work right now. He really is the best in the world and it isn't close.
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Mox is doing nipple work right now. He really is the best in the world and it isn't close.
DEATH BATTLE: Boy (Angel's Egg) vs Humpty Dumpty (Shrek)
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
DEATH BATTLE: Boy (Angel's Egg) vs Humpty Dumpty (Shrek)
Why isn't Gkids spending money for an Angel's Egg season of Fortnite
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Why isn't Gkids spending money for an Angel's Egg season of Fortnite
He wasn't already retired? I thought he was just filling in for the Clippers occasionally out of necessity, like an Emergency Backup Goalie in the NHL.
Los Angeles Clippers guard Chris Paul is retiring after this season – his 21st campaign in the NBA. Paul is a 12-time All-Star, an 11-time member of All-NBA teams, a selection to the 75 greatest players list, nine-time All-Defense and the 2006 Rookie of the Year.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He wasn't already retired? I thought he was just filling in for the Clippers occasionally out of necessity, like an Emergency Backup Goalie in the NHL.
the most harrowing thing last night wasn't Angel's Egg (incredible film), it was looking at my phone later and seeing that Aaron Gordon reinjured his hamstring in three minutes last night
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the most harrowing thing last night wasn't Angel's Egg (incredible film), it was looking at my phone later and seeing that Aaron Gordon reinjured his hamstring in three minutes last night
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I was reminded earlier today about when Kevin Garnett talked about Hakeem Olajuwon's trash talk, and it improved my day considerably. I share it now with you, in hopes that it will improve yours.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I was reminded earlier today about when Kevin Garnett talked about Hakeem Olajuwon's trash talk, and it improved my day considerably. I share it now with you, in hopes that it will improve yours.
If Half Life 3 is announced at the Game Awards, I'll suck the first hundred dicks to like this post
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If Half Life 3 is announced at the Game Awards, I'll suck the first hundred dicks to like this post
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text messages are basically like little emails you can send any time of day. but don't be afraid to add some fun into the mix -- emojis, e.g., can set a playful and personal tone. 👍🦖🪩
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
text messages are basically like little emails you can send any time of day. but don't be afraid to add some fun into the mix -- emojis, e.g., can set a playful and personal tone. 👍🦖🪩
i was gonna go get lunch but now i gotta lock in on this korean fmv gooner game
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i was gonna go get lunch but now i gotta lock in on this korean fmv gooner game
Baseball has a natural advantage over the other sports, because it understands the pleasure of the weekday morning/early afternoon game.
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Baseball has a natural advantage over the other sports, because it understands the pleasure of the weekday morning/early afternoon game.
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Watching old Kanye music videos from like 2005:
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Watching old Kanye music videos from like 2005:
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This is a high effort video for a minor league hockey team. I have no choice but to respect it.
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is a high effort video for a minor league hockey team. I have no choice but to respect it.
i know why McCollum deserves to suffer, but what did Khris Middleton do to deserve being stuck on the wizards man
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i know why McCollum deserves to suffer, but what did Khris Middleton do to deserve being stuck on the wizards man
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animal crossing villagers used to tell you to kill yourself
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
animal crossing villagers used to tell you to kill yourself