Max Power
@pistilstamen.bsky.social
Unabashed 1.0 enjoyer. I got my name from a hair dryer. Phish. Pittsburgh sports. NBA. Homegrown herb. A nobody on Twitter, probably a nobody here.
Pinned
Max Power
@pistilstamen.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Hey there (new) followers! Here is a very long-winded introduction. This is a #Phish centric thread, so you have been warned. 1/10
Really bang up job by the cops here. Don’t hurt your elbows patting yourselves on the back.
BREAKING
Law enforcement just identified the suspect of the Brown University shootings as Claudio Valenti, a 48-year-old Portuguese national from Miami, Florida.
Authorities say that he was found in a storage unit dead by suicide.
Law enforcement just identified the suspect of the Brown University shootings as Claudio Valenti, a 48-year-old Portuguese national from Miami, Florida.
Authorities say that he was found in a storage unit dead by suicide.
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Really bang up job by the cops here. Don’t hurt your elbows patting yourselves on the back.
Warde Manuel is going to rip off his mask and it’s going to be Jim Tressel in a sweater vest.
Michigan had been alerted prior to Wednesday that Sherrone Moore was dealing with mental health issues yet Warde Manuel fired him alone with no HR rep and no security present, source told NBC Sports.
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Warde Manuel is going to rip off his mask and it’s going to be Jim Tressel in a sweater vest.
The 4.0 No Spoilers Chrono Marathon continues unfettered, paired with my Daily Dorky Walking routine, I am currently paused mid second set of 7/26/22. At this juncture, I hereby declare this to be my favorite show of the year (so far). A surprisingly intense and awesome 1st set with a BLAZING Gin.
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The 4.0 No Spoilers Chrono Marathon continues unfettered, paired with my Daily Dorky Walking routine, I am currently paused mid second set of 7/26/22. At this juncture, I hereby declare this to be my favorite show of the year (so far). A surprisingly intense and awesome 1st set with a BLAZING Gin.
Name your favorite Tom Hanks film.
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Name your favorite Tom Hanks film.
Full-scale schadenfreude whenever something bad happens to Harrison Butker.
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Full-scale schadenfreude whenever something bad happens to Harrison Butker.
Notre Dame taking their ball and going home is the most Notre Dame thing ever.
Notre Dame doesn’t lose games, it wins them…or it quits them, because they are unfair.
Notre Dame doesn’t lose games, it wins them…or it quits them, because they are unfair.
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Notre Dame taking their ball and going home is the most Notre Dame thing ever.
Notre Dame doesn’t lose games, it wins them…or it quits them, because they are unfair.
Notre Dame doesn’t lose games, it wins them…or it quits them, because they are unfair.
The aroma on this is starting to come around. Kind of has a “fried food” kind of thing happening. It’s dank and pretty novel. This was a tad too strong for “trip to Best Buy to pick up items” as halfway there I was bargaining with myself about how I really didn’t want to deal with crowds, etc.
Since my #weed skeets get about infinity times more engagement here’s an NL5 hybrid (taken from a selection from original NL5 stock, not a Dutch knockoff…lineage in the photos) I recently harvested.
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The aroma on this is starting to come around. Kind of has a “fried food” kind of thing happening. It’s dank and pretty novel. This was a tad too strong for “trip to Best Buy to pick up items” as halfway there I was bargaining with myself about how I really didn’t want to deal with crowds, etc.
Since my #weed skeets get about infinity times more engagement here’s an NL5 hybrid (taken from a selection from original NL5 stock, not a Dutch knockoff…lineage in the photos) I recently harvested.
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Since my #weed skeets get about infinity times more engagement here’s an NL5 hybrid (taken from a selection from original NL5 stock, not a Dutch knockoff…lineage in the photos) I recently harvested.
Pretty jade coloring on this drying bouquet
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Pretty jade coloring on this drying bouquet
7/15/22 Set II: a very enjoyable set of Phish! Carini -> Blaze On -> Golden Age -> The Howling -> Wave of Hope was a surprisingly novel sequence, particularly Blaze On and the end of the GA jam.
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
7/15/22 Set II: a very enjoyable set of Phish! Carini -> Blaze On -> Golden Age -> The Howling -> Wave of Hope was a surprisingly novel sequence, particularly Blaze On and the end of the GA jam.
No wonder you get an ass looking shirt when you combine literally anything with the Flyers. #1975
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
No wonder you get an ass looking shirt when you combine literally anything with the Flyers. #1975
Tonight I harvested a hybrid (seeds/work by CSI Humboldt) from the original Northern Lights #5 stock courtesy of Seattle Greg. 59 days. Looking forward to giving her a go. Very frosty. “Average” aroma, but I feel like it all kind of smells similar at harvest (with obvious outliers).
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Tonight I harvested a hybrid (seeds/work by CSI Humboldt) from the original Northern Lights #5 stock courtesy of Seattle Greg. 59 days. Looking forward to giving her a go. Very frosty. “Average” aroma, but I feel like it all kind of smells similar at harvest (with obvious outliers).
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
LOL. Colts trading 2 first round picks for Sauce Gardner. They know Dan Jones is their quarterback, right?
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
LOL. Colts trading 2 first round picks for Sauce Gardner. They know Dan Jones is their quarterback, right?
Scrolling through this app seeing a fucking Cubs fan unironically crying about how unfair baseball is with the Dodgers able to buy a team to win the WS.
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Scrolling through this app seeing a fucking Cubs fan unironically crying about how unfair baseball is with the Dodgers able to buy a team to win the WS.
Gonna be awfully rough on the Beaver I’m afraid.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Gonna be awfully rough on the Beaver I’m afraid.
What is the football/basketball/hockey/_________ equivalent of hitting 3 home runs, pitching 6 shutout innings of 2 hit ball and striking out 10 in an elimination game?
October 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
What is the football/basketball/hockey/_________ equivalent of hitting 3 home runs, pitching 6 shutout innings of 2 hit ball and striking out 10 in an elimination game?
Fuck Ohtani for making me respect anything the Dodgers do. That’s the greatest game of sports played in my lifetime and second place isn’t very close.
October 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Fuck Ohtani for making me respect anything the Dodgers do. That’s the greatest game of sports played in my lifetime and second place isn’t very close.
Not only does this fuckfaced little shitstain have a swastika on his wall, but I’m sure this tiny-dicked assclown also considers himself a “patriot” in spite of his defacing the United States flag with said swastika.
EXCLUSIVE: Capitol Police are investigating a swastika found in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.
“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office
An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Not only does this fuckfaced little shitstain have a swastika on his wall, but I’m sure this tiny-dicked assclown also considers himself a “patriot” in spite of his defacing the United States flag with said swastika.
As a Pirate fan it warms my heart to see the Mariners two wins away from the World Series. The M’s were always my favorite AL team and since I was born in 1978 both teams, save for a handful of years here and there have been, for lack of a better term, putrid. I’m pulling for you guys.
October 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
As a Pirate fan it warms my heart to see the Mariners two wins away from the World Series. The M’s were always my favorite AL team and since I was born in 1978 both teams, save for a handful of years here and there have been, for lack of a better term, putrid. I’m pulling for you guys.
Nothing quite like turning on the garden hose and not realizing the tab that holds the nozzle in the “on” position is deployed.
October 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Nothing quite like turning on the garden hose and not realizing the tab that holds the nozzle in the “on” position is deployed.
So fucking lame. 4 tush pushes in a row and another missed false start. Cool. Good job guys.
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So fucking lame. 4 tush pushes in a row and another missed false start. Cool. Good job guys.
Did Rudy Giuliani pawn that hard-earned Yankees World Series ring of his? Hope he sold high…who am I kidding…fuck that guy and fuck the Yankees.
October 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Did Rudy Giuliani pawn that hard-earned Yankees World Series ring of his? Hope he sold high…who am I kidding…fuck that guy and fuck the Yankees.
Hot take: on this 4.0 chrono marathon I have embarked upon, so far I find Carini to encapsulate everything I find boring about modern Phish. How they can continuously do basically nothing for 20 minutes in every fucking version is kind of astounding.
October 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Hot take: on this 4.0 chrono marathon I have embarked upon, so far I find Carini to encapsulate everything I find boring about modern Phish. How they can continuously do basically nothing for 20 minutes in every fucking version is kind of astounding.
How long until Mark Sanchez announces his candidacy for public office as a Republican?
October 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
How long until Mark Sanchez announces his candidacy for public office as a Republican?