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Max Power
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Unabashed 1.0 enjoyer. I got my name from a hair dryer. Phish. Pittsburgh sports. NBA. Homegrown herb. A nobody on Twitter, probably a nobody here.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · Nov 13
Hey there (new) followers! Here is a very long-winded introduction. This is a #Phish centric thread, so you have been warned. 1/10
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 3h
Tonight I harvested a hybrid (seeds/work by CSI Humboldt) from the original Northern Lights #5 stock courtesy of Seattle Greg. 59 days. Looking forward to giving her a go. Very frosty. “Average” aroma, but I feel like it all kind of smells similar at harvest (with obvious outliers).
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 3h
I like any sort of hook. Works for hoods, belt loops, t-shirt collar, and your shit doesn’t get wrinkled.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 6h
a man in a toronto raptors jersey is standing on a basketball court in front of a crowd .
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 6h
Introduce yourself
One book
One movie
One teevee show
One album
#promosky
Book: Foundation and Empire by Isaac Asimov Movie: American Beauty TV show: The Simpsons Album: “Slanted and Enchanted” by Pavement
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 14h
I ask because I watched a very average Steelers defense make Danny Ten Cents repeatedly poop in his pants for 3 hours this past Sunday. Don’t worry Colt fan, I’m sure he’ll be fine when the playoffs roll around.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 14h
LOL. Colts trading 2 first round picks for Sauce Gardner. They know Dan Jones is their quarterback, right?
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 1d
Yes. When? We don’t have the technology yet.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 2d
Non-throwing arm is about the best you can hope for as far as horrible QB injuries go.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 2d
Scrolling through this app seeing a fucking Cubs fan unironically crying about how unfair baseball is with the Dodgers able to buy a team to win the WS.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 5d
I’m not going to argue with the conclusion of this skeet re: my intellect, but for some reason 10/31/09 always does it for me ::ducks::
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 5d
Gonna be awfully rough on the Beaver I’m afraid.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 7d
Big fan.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 8d
I still use the air popper and I’m about to hit eeelectronic bay dot com to see if any are available.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 8d
At the same time they have cleverly figured out that if they can get us to fight with and hate each other on the internet the masses can live in a constant state of confusion about who the real enemy is.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 8d
The Golden Age of America is upon us.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 8d
LOL. I think your account was hacked.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 8d
The irony of the 9/11 terrorists constructing a soccer stadium on top of a building is not lost on me.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 8d
An incredibly demented Bowie. A favorite of mine.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 9d
Do you think Rubio is also wearing a diaper full of shit or do you think that trump forces him to sit like he does (with a stinky diaper full of shit)?
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 10d
When are the Democrats going to find someone who can relate to the common man like this person being interviewed here? What a salt of the earth kind of guy.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 10d
However, Jesse Watters taking up the cause to be one’s white knight is sure to clear up any emasculation one might feel.
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 14d
I had no perspective on what was happening and didn’t even realize it was a 3 set show (I listen while walking, no spoilers style) and was like “this is a long encore” 😂. It’s an “average/great” Phish concert, but to put it on a ‘best of’ list with 6/14/00…
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 14d
Recently listened to 4/22/22 and that show was as average a Phish show as I have heard. Am I missing something?
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 16d
lol. I’m an Adderall and herb I know isn’t going to make me tired kind of guy #old
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Max Power @pistilstamen.bsky.social · 16d
a man in a suit and tie talking to another man with the words we 're too old for that
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