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the only koopaling/meowth/??? that matters // pfp by @auraxalaiv.pmd.social 19 wasted years old my music!!!!! https://turtlesoup.bandcamp.com/
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · Mar 31
new ref sheet for the sona!!!!!!!
#koopa #koopaling
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 32m
oh this is bad
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 32m
it’s been a full minute and i’ve only counted 20 objects on your ball how are you this bad
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 34m
if you beam up a guy from the Indus River Civilization and make them play katamari they will play 500 times better than the dudes making let’s plays youtube
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 1h
candy in all sorts of colors
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wubw3846.bsky.social @wubw3846.bsky.social · 1d
i am magical and i can perform magical spelles and acts
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 3h
They Sell These Now
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 17h
at the rym mcdonalds asking the cashier for a Hypnagogic Cocktail Nation Burger and getting punched in the nose
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 17h
melodies from mars?? yeah, i made that… sorry… the gig is up haha
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 17h
Autechre Birthday Song
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 19h
it all makes sense now
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 23h
i’m proficient in all sorts of magick
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 23h
i mean i’m more famous than you but whatever you say i guess
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 23h
@ the criterion closet asking them if they got hot wheels
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 1d
:eyes:
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 1d
shout out gt2 Beige Edition
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 1d
if the forza devs locked in and made a game where you could only drive cars that took 35 seconds to hit 60 the game would actually sell. the gran turismo devs figured this out ages ago and they’re still making entries
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 1d
they're healing me
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 1d
"Ship-Boit" Harrumph!! Just another nasty old troll trying to poke fun at our homely little community. Hey! Make sure to pick up a Grammar Book on the way out, you'll need it!
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 1d
shoutout Melodies From Mars 10
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 1d
is Blue Prince any good??? that game’s been on my radar and i’m a sucker for weird obtuse puzzle games and shit even though i suck at them
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 2d
this is the shit king koopa would've done back in like 1998 to try to entice kids to do coke how are we still doing this
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 2d
holding a flashlight staring at the jewel section that's now missing every jewel in the exhibit not noticing the 4 identical guys in disguises tip-toeing cartoonishly behind me
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 2d
how do you suffer a museum crystal heist in 2025 wtf
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pitaya @pitayascastle.bsky.social · 2d
wearing a hi-vis vest walking out of the museum with a large diamond precariously on my back
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🐊 Charlie 🐊 @pokettomonsta.bsky.social · 8d
Totodoodle!!
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