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𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

// see u😭😭

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

[Squinting…….]

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 1d

I'm 21!

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

… How old are you?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

// if i were alive i would know

#inspiringquotes

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

Again, yeah. I get why B hates magic. How is that AT ALL useful??

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, man! I don't judge.

People have unique...talents.

I met a man whose magic was all about lengthening his damn toes!

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

HOW is that at all magical—

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

… How old are you?

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 1d

Uh-huh. So, I'm thinking beer-?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah. A person who can BREATHE fire

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

HOW is that at all magical—

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 1d

Not a mage-?

Ahhh, I see. No magic at all? Not even, I don't know, taking a shit real fast-?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

.. I’m NOT a mage??

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𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah. A person who can BREATHE fire

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 1d

I'm more than just my fire, you know.

I'm a PERSON!

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

[A dubious squint]

Fire and alcohol don’t mix well.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

.. I’m NOT a mage??

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 1d

What kinda mage would find that shit confusing-?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

EVERYTHING??

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

EVERYTHING??

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 1d

Man, what's so hard to understand about a flying cat that hatched out of an egg, really-?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

[A dubious squint]

Fire and alcohol don’t mix well.

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 1d

Okay! Let's drink, you pay!

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

.. I need a drink

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

.. I need a drink

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, dude!! Magic!

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

The.. cat. Came from an egg?

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𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

The.. cat. Came from an egg?

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 1d

They're magical cat-like creatures from another dimension!

I found Happy as an egg. Fallen through a portal or something.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t know what an EXCEED is. This why B hates magic….

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𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

// yayayaya

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

//they want u

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 1d

((I can smell the lewd accounts coming. I can smell them

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 1d

Wait till you hear about her ginomigous cock

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

// cheering ! clapping !

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

//sit upsit up situpsit

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𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

—for a swallow. Roy wasn’t lying, it was pretty shit.

A snort, then, teal eyes glancing down at the bed.]

Yeah? How many you got under there— a whole arsenal all for some poor bastard that breaks in?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

[Jason sent a dubious look at the archer, that’s a little dramatic for a pack of beer, isn’t it? Must be talking about Dick.]

Hey, not judging you here— Dick always got pissed when he caught me smoking way back when. Big ole hypocrite.

[He’d catch the can, popping the seal open, tipping it back—

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

What? Trying to find all my secrets or something? You're lucky I'm even sharing this with you. Anyone else saw me with this? They'd have my head for it.

Besides, I haven't even opened it.

[ Pulling a can from the tab, he settled himself atop his bed before tossing on straight towards Jason. ] ++

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

Gross, Roy.

[ Following a bit behind as the other walks past him to the room, Jason watches from the doorway. An eyebrow raised as Roy pulled the pack from beneath the bed.. he wouldn’t question that, only because it was unopened. ]

You got anything else hiding down there? Thought Timmy was—

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𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

// im not real chocolate😔 getupgetup ! coffeeeee

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

—the squirrel type.

[ 𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 was the squirrel type. He’s always got food stocked somewhere, puts him at ease. Still. ]

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

Gross, Roy.

[ Following a bit behind as the other walks past him to the room, Jason watches from the doorway. An eyebrow raised as Roy pulled the pack from beneath the bed.. he wouldn’t question that, only because it was unopened. ]

You got anything else hiding down there? Thought Timmy was—

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, pretty sure there's a week old burger somewhere over there.

[ A hand brushing his friend's shoulder & he's off to retrieve a 12-pack he kept just beneath his bed, a test of will but for this ocassion? He'd permit it. ]

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 2d

.. High-class security system, huh?

Go get some—

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𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 2d

.. High-class security system, huh?

Go get some—

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Hidden under some high-class security system.

..

It's under my bed.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, yeah. Where is it-?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, yeah. Where is it-?

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Now, usually I'd be the hypocrite to advise against that but.. I have to weigh my options here.

Fine, we can break into my stash. Untouched, mind you. And it's the worst beer you'll ever have, but does the trick.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 2d

.. Get me a drink, I’m not doing that sober

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 2d

Looks like I won’t have to shove another Tim in the trunk..?