Pi the Theme Park Guy
@pithemeparkguy.bsky.social
Theme Park YouTuber / Math Nerd / Lovable Scamp
Viva La Dinoland
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Viva La Dinoland
He/Him
Check Out my Stuff!
https://linktr.ee/pithethemeparkguy
Views are my own and do not represent WDW Company
I can't believe its already Jan-uary and I still haven't Michaeled down my Vincents
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I can't believe its already Jan-uary and I still haven't Michaeled down my Vincents
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
Merry Christmas Negative Eve! Only Minus One days till Christmas! Christmas is just i^2 days away!
December 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Merry Christmas Negative Eve! Only Minus One days till Christmas! Christmas is just i^2 days away!
Home Alone 3 where a digitally de-aged Macaulay Culkin returns to New York but this time not on Christmas Day. The date he visits? September 11th, 2001.
Kevin McCallister must defend the twin towers
Kevin McCallister must defend the twin towers
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Home Alone 3 where a digitally de-aged Macaulay Culkin returns to New York but this time not on Christmas Day. The date he visits? September 11th, 2001.
Kevin McCallister must defend the twin towers
Kevin McCallister must defend the twin towers
The way this could seem more desperate and pathetic is if the next teaser is just Kevin Feige promising to personally jack off anyone who sees Avengers: Doomsday in theaters
December 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The way this could seem more desperate and pathetic is if the next teaser is just Kevin Feige promising to personally jack off anyone who sees Avengers: Doomsday in theaters
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It's been a long time since I've published one of my in-depth histories, but the newest entry is here – the full story of WALT DISNEY STUDIOS PARK at Disneyland Paris. It's an absolutely gargantuan feature, but if anyone will read it, I know it's you all.
parklore.com/main/walt-disney-studios
parklore.com/main/walt-disney-studios
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's been a long time since I've published one of my in-depth histories, but the newest entry is here – the full story of WALT DISNEY STUDIOS PARK at Disneyland Paris. It's an absolutely gargantuan feature, but if anyone will read it, I know it's you all.
parklore.com/main/walt-disney-studios
parklore.com/main/walt-disney-studios
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Look they're not great cinema, but I will die on the hill that both movies are more 5 or 6 out of 10 than 3s and if it wasn't foe the franchise's reputation as cringey kid internet horror they wouldn't be scored this low.
Blumhouse has released worse films just this year than either fnaf movie
Blumhouse has released worse films just this year than either fnaf movie
‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2’ is now at 12% on Rotten Tomatoes.
• First movie is at 33%
• One of the lowest rated Blumhouse movies to date
• One of the lowest rated video game movie franchises ever
Read our review: bit.ly/FnafDF
• First movie is at 33%
• One of the lowest rated Blumhouse movies to date
• One of the lowest rated video game movie franchises ever
Read our review: bit.ly/FnafDF
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Look they're not great cinema, but I will die on the hill that both movies are more 5 or 6 out of 10 than 3s and if it wasn't foe the franchise's reputation as cringey kid internet horror they wouldn't be scored this low.
Blumhouse has released worse films just this year than either fnaf movie
Blumhouse has released worse films just this year than either fnaf movie
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Sometimes inspiration just strikes
January 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Sometimes inspiration just strikes
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Ask not for whom the sleigh bells jingle; they jingle for thee
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Ask not for whom the sleigh bells jingle; they jingle for thee
Ask not for whom the sleigh bells jingle; they jingle for thee
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Ask not for whom the sleigh bells jingle; they jingle for thee
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It's time to bring my annual tradition over to Blue Sky by pointing out that blue and white are Hanukkah colors, and the sweater originally debuted the week of Hanukkah!
Conclusion: Figment is Jewish
L'Chaim!
Conclusion: Figment is Jewish
L'Chaim!
November 29, 2024 at 4:25 PM
It's time to bring my annual tradition over to Blue Sky by pointing out that blue and white are Hanukkah colors, and the sweater originally debuted the week of Hanukkah!
Conclusion: Figment is Jewish
L'Chaim!
Conclusion: Figment is Jewish
L'Chaim!
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"There is no doubt that Marley was dead. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story" I am so hooked. Perfect mix of whimsy, wit, intrigue, and foreboding.
December 4, 2024 at 5:16 AM
"There is no doubt that Marley was dead. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story" I am so hooked. Perfect mix of whimsy, wit, intrigue, and foreboding.
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"Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that" is such a great opening to a book
December 4, 2024 at 5:14 AM
"Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that" is such a great opening to a book
The thing you have to realize about Wicked 2 is that if she had let him fight his own battles when he young he wouldn't be a coward today
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The thing you have to realize about Wicked 2 is that if she had let him fight his own battles when he young he wouldn't be a coward today
I bet getting rolled up by a Katamari feels so good for your back
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I bet getting rolled up by a Katamari feels so good for your back
I could spend the rest of my life just replaying Mario 64, Sonic Adventure 2, Kingdom Hearts 2, Tony Hawk Underground, and Rollercoaster Tycoon. I don't need any games made in the last decade to be happy/satisfied
"If you hate GenAI you're going to have to stop playing new games when they all start using it"
My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I could spend the rest of my life just replaying Mario 64, Sonic Adventure 2, Kingdom Hearts 2, Tony Hawk Underground, and Rollercoaster Tycoon. I don't need any games made in the last decade to be happy/satisfied
Looking at this and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Looking at this and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeag this show is pretty great so far!
It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs
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Watch Now!! 📺
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📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!
Watch Now!! 📺
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeag this show is pretty great so far!
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I somehow managed to mention Islands of Adventure in this video btw
Happy Halloween! I may or may not have posted a new video on YouTube dot com.
The Phantom's Revenge has an unusual history. Only a decade after it broke records, it was redesigned and mostly rebuilt. It's an interesting one.
Check out the link below and sit back, grab some candy corn, and enjoy. 👻
The Phantom's Revenge has an unusual history. Only a decade after it broke records, it was redesigned and mostly rebuilt. It's an interesting one.
Check out the link below and sit back, grab some candy corn, and enjoy. 👻
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I somehow managed to mention Islands of Adventure in this video btw
I'm hosting a theme park trivia version of Um, Actually for some friends and I'm struggling to come up with enough questions. Anyone have any suggestion?
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm hosting a theme park trivia version of Um, Actually for some friends and I'm struggling to come up with enough questions. Anyone have any suggestion?